I received a call from my dad the other day informing me that when I come back from college I will be drug tested. I get home the 7th, so I assume the test will be around the 10th. I stopped smoking on Monday I want to say.
Now, I know without a doubt that I'm going to piss dirty and I have no intentions of trying to rapidly detox so I decided that I would tamper with the drug test. In the past my parents have used just cheapo drug tests available at CVS and whatnot so I'd assume that's what they will be using now. I've heard adding bleach to urine samples will kill the THC in the urine and give the test a false negative.
I was wondering if anyone has any experience with bleaching urine and could fill me in on exactly what I'm supposed to do. How much bleach should be added? Do most home drug tests look for altered Ph levels? Should I leave the bleach sitting in the urine for awhile before putting the "tester" cap on? Any other general information/advice/tips/techniques would be greatly appreciated.