Random Urine Analysis?
This thread serves the purpose of exposing a method that masks chemicals in your urine, specifically THC, that many people do not know. The fact that the analysis we're speaking of is random leaves many puzzled but they are possible to pass. This is the only random urine analysis method I've ever known and sharing it with the community will, hopefully, help many.
A random urine analysis usually occurs in the morning, leaving you are unprepared, at:
a. Place of Education
This is definitely a plus because the test used is going to be of poor quality and they are not permitted to watch you urinate in the cup.
b. Place of Work
While still a plus, the test used may support a wider variety of drugs and be of different quality depending on your place of work. I also suppose it depends where you work to determine if you will be watched but I've never encountered a business that calls for it.
c. Place of Hospitality
Under the assumption you are already hospitalized and must take a test then you're in a poor position. The tests you'll take will probably be premium in quality and, depending on your state, you may have to be watched for safety.
Regardless of your location, you can easily execute the steps needed to pass the urine analysis.
At first you will be called in for the urine analysis at a random time that you are completely unaware of. Of course your tendencies are going to be fear and an excited emotion to flea at all costs. Reassure yourself by putting all of these emotions aside and keeping focus on the steps you need to take in order to pass this unexpected analysis. Upon arrival to the analysis area, you will probably be asked if you can take it now. Your immediate response needs to be, "no but a few cups of water and I'll see what I can do." Even if you have to go like a race horse when you arrive, get down a few cups and then gain entrance. At this point you need to completely empty your bladder of all urine possible into the toilet. If there is a sink, I would resort to it because flushing it very loud and, therefore, noticeable. Once you're done you will flush the toilet or clean the sink and then exit the bathroom. When you come out they will be expecting your cup of urine which you do not have because you emptied your dirty urine into the toilet. With undoubtable confidence you will announce that you made a mistake and were not able to urinate. This is why the sink is your friend in the instance that they heard the toilet you are questioning whether or not you did use the restroom or not. Regardless, they cannot prove you urinated so you're clear either way. Now that you've got one important part out of the way, you've got to complete the second important part. You will be asked to sit and drink water until you are sure you can urinate again. Here, you will chug as much water as possible and then continue to drink more at a pace. You will continue and continue to drink until you've reached complete capacity. Once your tank is full, you will regain access to the bathroom where you will actually fill the cup this time. Start by letting some urine flow into the toilet until you're at midstream. At midstream, you want to fill the cup and then finish urinating into the toilet. This insures that the contents at the middle of your bladder was leaked into the cup rather than the possibly dirty first or last of your urine.
Following the steps correctly will allow you to empty dirty urine before the test but, at the same time, during the test and allow you to urinate nothing more than water into the test cup. I have had many successes with this method, as have friends and family. A memorable experience with this method was one in which I had smoked no more than a hour before randomly being subjected to a test in the morning. I passed the test and went back to the classroom - confident, "clean", and high.