Religion of true light

Discussion in 'Religion, Beliefs and Spirituality' started by Servantoflight, Mar 6, 2010.

  1. The Church of True Light​
    Revealed by Father Ian Wilson​

    Doctrine: That Jesus Christ died for our sins so that we could be relinquished from the responsibility of fulfilling the Jewish law. We also believe that certain gnostic texts are to be held at the same level as the traditional gospels. Furthermore we proclaim that Christ not only wants us to have faith in him, but that he expects us to grow in wisdom so that we can overcome sin through him. We believe that cannabis is the tree of life, the sephiroth of the Jewish quabbalah. We believe that God gave it to us, for the betterment of society. For the revival of a sinful nation, for the growth of a peaceful nation, for a future where our children do not have to be afraid to be whatever they want to be. The original creator of all religions is Akavarion lord of the universe. He tried countless times to establish the religion of true light, and the people always corrupted the religion of true light. Therefore we are a interfaith religions, we except all religious paths as long as they accept the true light and the message of Akavarion.
    Let us now look at why we should accept the teachings of an alien mystic who is Ten million years old. He has watched over the earth for centuries, he is the only prophet who has experienced the true light first hand and has spoken to mankind from its inception. Akavarion has decided it was time once again to speak to humanity through a human prophet. He wants humanity to know that it's not too late to save this dying planet from destruction. It is time to listen to akavarion, and help me start the religion of true light.
    This vision happened to me after a solid two months of smoking the holy herb of true-light. I have more written down and i write daily while smoking the holy herb. Anyone who wants to become a priest just tell me and i will tell you all the ritual for the priesthood. Brothers and sisters go forth to the herb of true light
     
  2. The universe is it's own lord.....
     
  3. true thats why akavarion as well as us our a part of the universe therefore we are all lords of the universe.
     
  4. So the lord of the universe is only ten million years old? That's a drop in the ocean of time that complex life has existed on Earth.

    So how do we know Akavarion has decided it's time for another prophet if he's summoning you?

    Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to be critical of your thoughts here, but it seems like if you're calling for the things you do, then we're going to have a little bit of proof besides you saying you're communicating with a ten million year old alien who summoned you to start a new religion after two months of smoking cannabis flowers
     
  5. ok a little update here he isnt as old as the universe because he didnt create it, he isnt G-d he is the original devotee to the true light.
     
  6. I'm just not sure. I liked where you started... but then you kinda lost me.

    Everything past the first line. ;)
     
  7. yeah true the idea of akavarion is pretty stupid i think i should stay on a solely gnostic christian basis with a heavy emphasis on weed. Akavarion is sort of my own deity idea lol anyways anyone want to help with the gnostic christian church?
     

  8. Wow, *Sigh of relief* that sucks that you made him up, man. Because I was really convinced that this dude with a dodgy name and a painfully overplayed title was our lord.
     
  9. The Universe always prevails . . . ;)
     
  10. The Gnostic Christian Church already exists...in many forms

    And the fact that you just made something up, while trying to make it seem like it was a vision, doesn't bode well for whatever religion you're trying to start up. What was it that Jesus said about the man who built his house on sand vs. the man who built his house on rock?
     

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