Post your verse!

this is just a verse thread.. not a battle thread.. if you want to post a verse go ahead..

let me start off telling you who i am
im the crazy the man, that rolled up in a van
kidnapped your wife, and took her to Iran
god damn, i get smoked up on the track
I get it better than, the dope thats from Iraq
fuck those country's, they dont live on my map
no offense to Muslim's, suck a fat nut sack
fuck Osama bin laden with his gay ass hat
i had to rap about them and wait to attack
oh snap i fuckd'em from the back of the verse
im death seeing them in the back of the hurse
like the spell was reversed, zombies roam the earth
brains for dinner and picking worms out of the dirt
where did this rap go i think ive lost it could it work?
lift up her skirt and ask her where her knees go..
first off by letting me tell you im a hero
and you ex boyfriend was probably a zero
if thats you than i am not robert di'niro
when it comes to you, probably a queer yo

Edited by BansaiGanjaMan, 23 March 2010 - 03:42 AM.

ahah that was pretty sick dude not gonna lie. and i love your sig

BGM wanted me to come in and spit
So I've come to kill this verse, a murder I'll soon commit
But shit, this is me high as fuck and free flowin
I gotcha mom on my dick like wind - keeps blowin
Keeps goin, but no Energizer batteries
Too conceded, callin me the best wouldn't flatter me
Matter to me? Nope, nothin' in this world does
I got so fucked up I forgot what my own name was
HXL? My vision's blurry so I can't tell
I'm nto dylseixc btu I'm too fcuked up to spell
But no worries, I've got a bowl and my light
So I'm signin off GC, peace out and good night

Lol this shit seems kind of whack and I'm sleepy so tomorrow it'll prob. be worst.

this is, the strangest cat sound you've ever heard
suck dog the bounty hunter dick and eat his turds
now eat my words cause i spit it straight bacon
your like the fat pig bitch the one who gave me shit
his wife sucked a dick choked on it she wouldn't spit
i forget it was mine and she licked it until i couldn't sit
im like a ravenous beast or a straight savage at least
in forest of trees i grow danker than you've ever seen
like a scene from a movie im gonna need a fluffer
if you know what that mean then go ask your mother
we'll just hug each other but naked under the covers
im old enough now to appreciate an experienced lover
like undercover brother, solid bro,keep your shit together, solid fro

Edited by BansaiGanjaMan, 18 February 2010 - 10:21 AM.

this is, the strangest cat sound you've ever heard
suck dog the bounty hunter dick and eat his turds
now eat my words cause i spit it straight bacon
your like the fat pig bitch the one who gave me shit
his wife sucked a dick choked on it she wouldn't spit
i forget it was mine and she licked it until i couldn't sit
im like a ravenous beast or a straight savage at least
in forest of trees i grow danker than you've ever seen
like a scene from a movie im gonna need a fluffer
if you know what that mean then go ask your mother
we'll just hug each other but naked under the covers
im old enough now to appreciate an experienced lover
like undercover brother, solid bro,keep your shit together, solid fro

You rap like your a retard,
Saying three letter words like, this dro is the bomb, yo, fo sho,
Your a disgrace this isn't a turtle race, you must be misplaced in this space if you think your going to keep pace and place.
You talk about nothing, no heart, no smart or phat metaphors,
You needing some time like four score, and you still can't write a dope lyric,
I'm yelling into this mic like I hope you can hear it.
If this was overly mean I'm sorry,
Just just need to think of your metaphors and rhymes more thoughtfully.

bring it to the battle thread dudes

Me and BGM are real life buddies, so we were just flowin to flow, not to battle.

that's a good song title... "Just Flowin' to Flow"

i'm just flowin to flow... and i'm just growin to grow!
and growin the dro so my bros n i be blowin an O
a pro with the flow - so twenty-eight grams later...
still comin hard on heavy beats - the weight slams haters

Me and BGM are real life buddies, so we were just flowin to flow, not to battle.

I wasn't trying to be a dick, I just love to rhyme so I though I'd jump in. I honestly did everyones verse.

You rap like your a retard,
Saying three letter words like, this dro is the bomb, yo, fo sho,
Your a disgrace this isn't a turtle race, you must be misplaced in this space if you think your going to keep pace and place.
You talk about nothing, no heart, no smart or phat metaphors,
You needing some time like four score, and you still can't write a dope lyric,
I'm yelling into this mic like I hope you can hear it.
If this was overly mean I'm sorry,
Just just need to think of your metaphors and rhymes more thoughtfully.

haha yeah well you know what ??THIS ISNT A BATTLE THREAD YOU DUMBASS BUT HERES SOME FIRE!!!(caps for effect) NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE

NOW BEFORE I GET TO STARTED LET ME EXPLAIN
I CLEARLY WROTE IT I HOPED YOUD STAY AWAY
AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND I'D NEVER PAY TO BANG HER
SUCK FAT MY DICK, YOUR AN INTERNET WANGSTER
YOUR STD RETARDED, LIKE SEX WITH A STRANGER
MISPLACING MY ANGER, PUTS YOUR LIFE IN DANGER
STOP TALKING SHIT AND SIT ON MY MIDDLE FANGER
SOME WU TANG FLOW, IM STUCK IN THE 8TH CHAMBER
PLEASE HANG YOUR SELF FROM A METAL COAT HANGER
AND COMPARED TO YOU IM THE HILLSIDE STRANGLER
A DOPPELGANGER, LEAVE YOU WITH A CLIFFHANGER.

NOW THAT IVE GOT THAT OUT THERE


as i said before this isnt a battle thread.. if you beef eat my meat
sorry it had to get ugly

haha yeah well you know what ??THIS ISNT A BATTLE THREAD YOU DUMBASS BUT HERES SOME FIRE!!!(caps for effect) NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE

NOW BEFORE I GET TO STARTED LET ME EXPLAIN
I CLEARLY WROTE IT I HOPED YOUD STAY AWAY
AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND I'D NEVER PAY TO BANG HER
SUCK FAT MY DICK, YOUR AN INTERNET WANGSTER
YOUR STD RETARDED, LIKE SEX WITH A STRANGER
MISPLACING MY ANGER, PUTS YOUR LIFE IN DANGER
STOP TALKING SHIT AND SIT ON MY MIDDLE FANGER
SOME WU TANG FLOW, IM STUCK IN THE 8TH CHAMBER
PLEASE HANG YOUR SELF FROM A METAL COAT HANGER
AND COMPARED TO YOU IM THE HILLSIDE STRANGLER
A DOPPELGANGER, LEAVE YOU WITH A CLIFFHANGER.

NOW THAT IVE GOT THAT OUT THERE


as i said before this isnt a battle thread.. if you beef eat my meat
sorry it had to get ugly

lol good shit man

why dont you work on your form.. your topics and metaphors arent bad your form is all out of whack..


ill prolly drop another in the morning or somthing.. hopefully some one else drops one for me to read...

Edited by BansaiGanjaMan, 19 February 2010 - 09:06 AM.

bout to roll out for class so i just found this random shit on my computer from like 6 months ago and decided to post it for you to read


i got feelings bottled up with the throttle stuck
and i’m beginning to feel like i’m just outta luck
but i swallow up fear - and let it fuel my fire
and put it to paper hoping it’ll move and inspire
a few who desire - and crave depth in lyrics
and to those who don’t youre too inept to hear it
a slept on miracle – soon to be discovered
as soon as as the storm inside of me’s smothered

yo every time i sit in the car i’m spittin bars
cause my lyrics are countless like they written stars
i’m getting yards away from a touch down
yall such clowns –i’m fly and yall bitches clutch ground

this is my I Love Jerkin remix to I Love College, we wrote this in my high school anatomy class

I’m hard right now, man,
I-I got some wood,
If you have an erection,
Would you please put it in the air?

That jerk sesh last night was awfully crazy,
You could say I raped it,
All I did was jack off,
My parents walked in, I was completely naked

Pull my pants up,
Hide my cock,
My mom is screamin,
Why didn’t she knock?

Bust nut at three,
Wake up at four,
Get my lube,
And I’ll do it some more

Man I love jerkin

I wanna jerk off for the rest of my life,
My KY jelly, use a bottle a night,
Sunday through Saturday is always nice,
Not just once though, ya I do it twice

So bustin my nut,
Watchin some smut,
Im gonna jerk off, my door is shut,
I am champion at jerkin marathons,
Got my hard on, to Jenna Jameson

So don’t even knock,
My hand on my cock,
Better hope I’m naked,
Otherwise I’m shakin,
Orgasms never wasted,
My cum never tasted,
Jerked off today and all I could say is…

That jerk sesh last night was awfully crazy,
You could say I raped it,
All I did was jack off,
My parents walked in, I was completely naked



Pull my pants up,
Hide my cock,
My mom is screamin,
Why didn’t she knock?

Bust nut at three,
Wake up at four,
Get my lube,
And I’ll do it some more

Man I love jerkin, (ay)
And I love fleshlights, (ay)
And I love porn hub, (ay)
Those are the best nights

I can’t tell you what girls I’ve done,
But, if you need a site I’ll tell you one,
Ya of course I know a bunch,
Like pussy pounder or pink taco lunch

And ya there’s a whole lot more,
Like the site with the underage whore,
When it comes to used socks put two on,
If it’s been a week, you might need a shoe on

Hold your own dong, nothing wrong with some fun,
Even if it’s midnight and you’ve only just begun,
Orgasms never wasted,
My cum never tasted,
Jerked off today and all I could say is…

That jerk sesh last night was awfully crazy,
You could say I raped it,
All I did was jack off,
My parents walked in, I was completely naked

Pull my pants up,
Hide my cock,
My mom is screamin,
Why didn’t she knock?

Bust nut at three,
Wake up at four,
Get my lube,
And I’ll do it some more



Man I love jerkin, (ay)
And I love fleshlights, (ay)
And I love porn hub, (ay)
Those are the best nights

Now if everybody could please,
Grab their boners as hard as they can,
As hard as they can,
And repeat after me

JERK! JERK! JERK! JERK!
JERK! JERK! JERK! JERK!

JERKIN! JERKIN! JERKIN! JERKIN!

TUG ON YOUR WEENY! TUG ON YOUR WEENY!
TUG ON YOUR WEENY! TUG ON YOUR WEENY!

RIGHT HAND! LEFT HAND!
RIGHT HAND! LEFT HAND!

(that jerk sesh last night)
Man, I love jerkin,
I love it!
(that jerk sesh last night)
Alright everybody, I gotta go bust nut for a little bit

Do I really have to masturbate?
Or can I just use my fleshlight?

hahah thats fucking nice bro.. haha

okk im coming down of my high so ill try to make it funny cause that's how i do baby...



my pen is a girl and murder the page was all she wrote
my styles been above sea level, and i captain the boat
hands down captured the vote, never an average host
pants down handling throats, and you'll never get close
through out the netherealm i disappear like im a ghost
and with the utmost respect, i toast you and your head
im suprised your not dead, unwanted like moldy bread
im robot with a human head and liquid metallic's i bled
fuck george bush let his face taste some fucking lead
the rookie took me for a bitch chump now whos best?

my mind is an
alien autopsy, devil thought wishlist,
shelf life love with commercialised christmas
patterns in the snow draw bows on my face
as i retrace my steps so i can know my mistakes
most've never knew the fire which is my burnin desire,
these escalatory thoughts cause my exterior to retire,
feelin inferior and dire as alterior motives are spoken thru the actions of a liar
i draw maps on the road hopin they lead to somethin new
but i know the biggest beauty is often right before you,
i never wield weapons - i'm on a healing path
so i aim for higher levels when i get to seeing black
so when the ceiling collapses and the sky shines free
you'll find me in the stars with all bullshit behind me

im that old skool benz boy
ridin wit my friends boy
muggin all the haters through my cartier lens boy
hit the corner store and they like, "who is this fellow?"
hello, just a stick and a six pack of modelo
then hop back in the whip and roll a real fat 'rillo
cruise around bumpin wiz while i let the smoke billow
and now im higher than a lightpole, higher than the price of gas
higher than a kite hoe, watchin airplanes pass
its high class only smokin good grass
the shit you smokin on look like the shit i get from wipin my ass

As I take my last hit of the night,
I think of your face, everything in the past, my school days going by so fast,
Us screwing up and getting detention together,
Teacher would always get irate, screaming at us "YOUR LATE!"
I Was just a kid, with no real view,
No moral, ethics or even pride to bestoy upon you,
So Hard to desribe this feeling inside,
I guess you could call it sorrow, that we never got past the morrow,
The girl from my school days lives on,
When you hear this song, bounce your fucking head, like your going strong.

Ironic from the first harmonic,
I'm always the M-V-P like Drew Brees,
coughing it out, Like Dr. House told me I got chronic monophonic disease,
Switching up my style to Cantonese,
can't-you-see, you gotta pay that admission fee,
To see me use my touch like Wayne Gretskzy,
Busting out the fireworks like I'm Jubilee,
Wanting to lock me down, me screaming out "I'm not a political detainee!"
No matter what you say or do, This
crowd will never support you, so please throw up your litary review,
You can only hope to acsend to, this level that I'm showing you,
This verse was like a dope how to.

Edited by sevintoid, 20 February 2010 - 04:19 AM.