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HELP. In tons of pain. Need a little guidance!

Discussion in 'Weed Edibles' started by iMaven, Feb 4, 2010.

  1. #1 iMaven, Feb 4, 2010
    Last edited by a moderator: Feb 4, 2010
    Okay, hope the title caught your attention.
    Just had my tonsils out monday... Basically, i'm in the worst overall pain of my life. I'm absolutely miserable.
    I, being very risky, and somewhat desperate, took a few hits the day after. (bad idea after a tonsillectomy/adenoidectomy). I got high... but the pain was even worse as it inflamed further my inflammations, and things swelled up even more. I knew this would happen but i used ice to cool down the smoke, yada yada ya. still stupid of me. but anywayss

    Now that I have the house to myself, I'll be able to bake something with weed.

    However I have a few guidelines for what i'm going to make..
    1st. has to be easy on the throat and easy going down.. this rules out brownies, firecrackers, cookies, peanut butter, etc.
    2nd. I only want to use half a gram. I want to know if this will even be effective. I don't see why it wouldn't, but hey.

    SO basically.. will i get baked/feel-noticeably-better using only half a g?
    I suppose cannabutter would work, but how much butter should i use?

    Someone give me some suggestions w/ instructions please.
    I've looked up a lot of stuff but nothing ever uses half a gram for the amount of weed so yeaa, i came here.

    I just wanna make sure i don't waste this half a g...Something that takes less than 2 hours is preferreedddd.
    Thanks in advance. Will +rep.

    p.s. i'm pretty sure tea is hardly effective. correct me if i'm wrong.. but i wanna make sure i get high as hell.
     
  2. Half a g won't do you any good in anything but a firecracker.. and that involves eating the plant matter... ewww. So I'm not really recommending it to be honest. Just putting it out there.

    But... seriously... getting your tonsils out is the worst pain you've ever experienced? Really?
     
  3. #3 Joe Luxon, Feb 4, 2010
    Last edited: Feb 4, 2010
    Make the Bhang milkshake Thandai.

    Theres a million "how to Guides" on making Bhang online, just google it.

    Deffiently don't smoke. Inhaling particulates is a great way of causing irritation, or an infection to the Area of your throat that's been operated on.
    Any chance you've got a friend with a Vape you can use?

    EDIT: bah, so baked i thought i read Half oz, not half Gram. Deffiently try to find a mate with a vaporizer.
     
  4. #4 iMaven, Feb 4, 2010
    Last edited by a moderator: Feb 4, 2010
    See, i dont' see the logic behind that.
    If the same amount of thc is present in the beginning, and a method is used to extract all of said thc...such as cannabutter. i Don't see how it'd be a waste.
    and idc about taste lol.
    I'll even eat the butter with the plant matter in it.. but i'm waiting for someone to post up some ideas.

    And yea, overall. I've had instances of worst pain, but not such prolonged exposure to it.
    the worst pain i've felt is having a q-tip shoved into an incision in my armpit.
    It only lasted for about 5 seconds though.
    btw... having your tonsils out varies for different people.. some people say that it was worse than 40 hours of labor and then a c-section. and they would rather have that 3 times over than their tonsils out again. (lol word for word i read that)
    some people it doesn't hurt that much.
    And i am a very careful person, so I haven't had many painful experiences. No broken bones :)


    lol btw i said i can't eat firecrackers.. those would be impossible for me to get down without risking cutting open the scabs and having the peanut butter stuck back there along with all the mucus i can't get down either.
     
  5. lol i don't have all of those ingredients it asks for :(
    like all the spices and stuff.

    and nope, no vaporizer.
    :/
     
  6. kk, hybrid Firecracker-Bhang!!! (patent pending ;))

    1. Mix your ground bud with the peanut butter. (smooth, not crunchy penut butter)

    2. Heat on a plate in the microwave for 10-15 etc seconds so it warms up and the Buds can bind with the Oil (You dont have time to wait for a heatless method)

    3. Place the Peanutbutter/Bud goo into a Glass of milk, Along with any fruit you have; Bannana, Strawberry or mango etc.

    4. Use stab mixer to Blend it all in your tall Cup, or alternativly use a blender.

    5. If using a stab mixer add a scoop of icecream. if using a blender, add a couple of cubes of ice. This will also help with your sore throat.

    If i see this recipe published anywhere else, I'll sue. :p
     

  7. so i got a little glass sauce dish, mixed peanut butter, ground bud, and canola oil together.
    then i heated it up for like 30 secs on low, 15 on medium and 15 on high.
    lol the glass broke, so it took me a while to scrape the concotion off the counter into the blender, which was only like 30% or less, thankfully. i would've used an oven if ours only worked.
    so i put in milk and some chocolate flavoring i use for shakes that i'm pretty sure starbucks uses as well.

    needless to say.. IT'S DISGUSTING!
    i'll post back in aroudn an hr to tell if i got high or not!

    thanks for this idea. +rep
     
  8. LOL:smoking:
     
  9. Ewww canola oil?

    In Step 2, when i mentioned "warms up and the Buds can bind with the Oil ", i litrially meant the oil thats allready naturally present in all PeanutButters. This is the principle behind Firecrackers, and how the THC can be easily absorbed by the human body.

    Sorry for the confusion, but that reciepe doesnt require any Addded oil at all, and I'm sure wouldnt help with the taste at all.

    Peanut butter is a common ingrediant in Milkshake/thickShake reciepes, as it helps thicken the drink, and im sure having THC infused Peanut butter would work aswell as Firecrackers.
     
  10. Fire crackers.

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  11. haha no confusion here. i know exactly what you meant. i just added the oil cuz the more fat molecules the better :). the taste wasn't too bad, actually. way better than firecrackers.


    read the post first. couldn't eat that. haha


    update: so i can't tell if i'm high. the pain is giving me a headache and it's hard to tell.
     
  12. You could do it with something softer like cookies?
     

  13. haha have you ever had your tonsils out?
    cookies aren't considered easy going down. at all.

    ramen noodles are actually hard.
    chicken noodles are the easiest so far.


    but no worries i did what i could and i think i'm high.
     
  14. What if you dip them in milk and get them soggy? haha
     
  15. i still think it would be rough going down, but that would help.
    i also have scabs on my tongues from when they had to move it out the way for surgery ( i also suspect they touched the instrument used to cut/cauterize my tonsils to the back of my tongue.. cuz it's a big white scab) so it's like insanely hard for me to chew. my uvula is very swollen as well.



    but i'm def high and took 2 more hydros and i'm about to pass out omggg.
     
  16. weed peanut butter and choco milkshake. thats what my friend did worked like a charm
     

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