Weird Names You Call Your Pets

Discussion in 'Pets' started by Cat Man Do, Jan 7, 2010.

  1. Lmao I love this thread.

    My favorite dog, Larry goes by: Larry Beary, Larr Bear, and Larry.

    My other dog Ruthie goes by: Rooty Root, Roofy and Ruthie.

    My other dog Daisy goes by: Daisy Doodle, Lazy Daisy, Daisy May and Dais.


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  2. I can't post em. Hahahaha.
     
  3. My dog Emmett, I call fat neck fluffenstein, Yemmett the Amish dog and puppy boy.

    Bellatrix - puppy girl and narc (she's a German shepherd).

    Mikey - prison bitch Mike (he's real timid and the rest of the dogs run over him like he's nothing.

    My cat, Ibey- Ibbick, Itty Bitty Kitty, cuddle slut, fluffenstuff.

    I also sing a multitude of random parodies of songs to my animals. Idk if that makes me fucking weird.. but it certainly is hilarious.

    yes. I will have exactly 100 naps, pls.
     
  4. We have 2 golden retrievers and they both have a list of names or alter egos

    Pumpkin-fat dog,swifty Mcmoo,sister,FB4 (fat bold and 4-legged),Moo chef -when she helps me grill.

    Lucky - dick snot, randy ricktard, red bastard, special needs retriever and the great red ball bag.

    And no gingerkitty420 when van halens panama comes on I replace it with FATDOG!! And serenade pumpkin
     
  5. My shiba is named Minji, but I call her minji-poo. Dunno why, has a good ring to it when I'm high.
     
  6. #106 King Willie, Sep 21, 2014
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    Haha, so many names I call my cats and dog. My dogs name is Nala, and I usually call her:
     
    Baby
    Big Baby
    Nala Baby
    Nalaby
    Nalby
    Nal BB
    Nalbo
    Nalba
    Monster
    Beast
    Beastly Monster
    Crazy
    Crazy Girl
    Bum Bum
    Bumby
    Bumbaloo
    Nal Bumby
    Nal Bum Bum
     
    Only call her Beast or Monster when we're playing. When I start calling her that, she knows what game we are playing and starts play biting. I'll go "Ahhh! Nalas a beast, she's biting me!" and she starts lightly playfully biting my hands and arms n shit haha. Love that dog man, sweetest dog I've ever met and she's so freakin smart.
     
    Lol, I know there's a few more but thats all I can think of right now.
     
  7. We have 3 canaries called
    Kim , jung and ill

    Thought it was kinda funny at time
     
  8. Skippy noodles  is what I call my dog his name is Skippy 
     
    my kitten in my raver she likes to party 
     
    and other cat  in my little stoner girl 
     
  9. Her name is Roxy she is a GSD. We call her Flox,Rox, Rox a flox, and a few others.
     
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    This is Sky. She is a Siberian Husky. We call her Floof, Floofems, Mrs Floof or das floof.
     

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  10. My son comes up with the most F-ed up names for pets. Named a dog yoshi and a cat atreyu.
     
  11. I call my black kitty Jillian lucifer or diablo gato

    My cat monkey the orange one I post pics of boo boo man, the dude or big stink
     
  12. I have three cats named ducky, puppy and shawn

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  13. Wee kid along road from me , calls his dog yoshi
     
  14. His name is River but he rarely gets called that. Nigga, Asshole, Fuckface, You son of a bitch (hah), Big baby, Butt breath, and my favorite: Dillhole.
     
    He knows all of them refer to him and he knows they're all in the name of love.
     
  15. (Nixon): Simba, bazius, brown cow, baked potato. He's a pit btw

    (Walter): you little shit, waltcher, wally, squirtles, schpoltsz gurkins.
     
  16. i have 3 dogs. only 2 have weirder names. 
     
    one is princess...normal
    then a white faced pug named...whitey
    and a taco bell dog named rufus. hes called roofie, roofado, dufus.
     
    my parents have a dog named mugsy and everyone just calls him doodle.
     
  17. I miss my pup, but I used to call him Bud. :smoke:
     
    His name was "Buddy."
     
    "Come here, Bud."
     
    "Go lay down, Bud"
     
  18. #118 Sue Do Nim, Oct 26, 2014
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    I have a cat named Frank that we call Hansel Manganese, among other things.
     
  19. My cats black and tiny, hers names Stella but I call her 'me lil shadow', as she literally follows me everywhere.

    My boyfriends cat is younger and a real asshole so I just call him 'prick' or 'twat' or 'asshole'. . His real names Murphy (after robocop)
     
  20. Those are awesome names. ESPECIALLY Atreyu
     

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