Seasoned stoners what's one thing you still do that's noobish

My joint rolling is pretty shit

 

I can roll 1 out of 5 blunts decent enough to blaze.

I get fuckin smoke in my eye to this day

I can't save copious amounts of kief without dipping in intil it's all gone and I'm really stoned

If you ask me to roll in a car without something to catch the weed flying out from bumps in the road the joint will be in my lap

I've only been smoking for 6 years or so but I make due with my noobish tendencies

 

I still get too stoned occasionally, so much so that I have to sleep it off.

 

I still manage to drop the blunt. Even after smoking together for 5 years I still get shit for it from my boys lol

 

Well I've been toking for 3 years now, I have all the nice shit like a bong, a vape, a pipe, and whatever... But I still can't roll a joint freehand.

 

This is such shit.

"Everybody rolls crap J's" - that's a crazy, sweeping generalisation. I can roll fat joints and blunts. Some people just pick it up easier than others. Iv been rolling for 10 years now and it's become muscle memory. Very rarely ruin a RAW these days. I do agree with the "thinnest paper possible" statement though, blunt wraps taste horrible.

Also according to you, grinders are for paraphernalia "phreaks" and yet owning a bong is ok with you? I'd love to hear the rationale behind that.

Owning a grinder had fuck all to do with consumerism. It's a cheap, simple and extremely effective way of evenly breaking up bud without losing the those all important trichs.

Opinion doesn't make fact my friend. Quit talking shit.


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Case and point. Rolled this in January in Amsterdam. Consists of 3 x 12" RAW skins and about 11g's in total. Not everyone's a poor roller.




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I still cough like I'm gonna die after the first hit

 

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can't roll a joint to save my life

 

When smoking by myself, I over pack the bowl, and i usually can't finish it. Even if i can its just so much smoke and its so harsh, its not enjoyable. 

 

story of my fucking life

 

I never really learned how to roll a joint my dad never showed me.😂 haha. I use a can every now and then when I don't have a pipe on me or were out fishin. I prefer glass over a joint anyways

 

Grinders are a new phenomena ...we got along just fine for 3000 years without em..breaking up by hand "saves the precisous trichs" just as well as some aluminum or steel grinder that destroys every last one of them..and as for a bong..well..ever use one? They make the weed taste great...or just use a pipe for tobacco...works too..no need for expensive art glass..doesn;t improve on the experience at all..just makes ya look like a wannabe nube. And since I didn;t adress you first, but got told to stop "talking shit" I'd advise you to suck it up internet tough guy...I might slap ya through the screen...!...lmao

 

I suck at rolling joints/blunts, but they suck anyway. Glass all the way!

 

That's a good one!

I'm curious how it burned?

 

One noob thing I can't get rid of is the urge to do weed porn when I get a new and decent bag...

 

I've been using the same crappy little wooden grinder since I started smoking.  Still scrape and smoke resin.  I blew a bowl last week.  Roll some ugly ass joints.  That's about it.

 

I still pack pretty small bowls, at least in comparison to my peers. I know it's not a competition or something that would require work, but most of my buddies pack and smoke way bigger hits than I do. This one guy smokes huge bowls, but he also mixes so much tobacco in there, it's more of a brown bunch with small green pebbles barely visible. 

 

 
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