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Jacking off While High
Posted 21 December 2009 - 09:08 PM
Anyone else agree?
- smokinp likes this
Posted 21 December 2009 - 09:11 PM
Posted 21 December 2009 - 09:38 PM
Im with you my friend..
Some days if the missus is out for the day, i skin up, light up, fire up the ole online porn and jack the shit out of it...
Strange thing though is i dont like porn movies when stoned and spend my time looking at pics instead...
lol same, I get bored watching movies. Its just like the same movement for 20 minutes, may as well just make a gif out of it and watch it.
Posted 21 December 2009 - 09:49 PM
No, it belongs in the one labeled 'sexuality'.
I don't masturbate, your mom does it for me:P Sorry.
Er, yeah that makes more sense.
Also, thanks my mom is dead. :|
Kidding, but you want me to hook you up? She's 450 lbs and a body builder, she has turrets, prosthetic legs and teeth filed to a points. Eh? Eh?
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Posted 21 December 2009 - 10:13 PM
Uh, how sad...
It is pretty great though. Sometimes I lose focus LOL and it takes me like 50 mins to get the job done... I look at the clock and I'm like... wtf... it's a constant cycle of erect-flaccid-erect-flaccid... I agree with the movies thing ^ repetitive sometimes... too hard to focus on fast motions... I can just imagine them instead.
This better be in the Box; I can't have any members who frequent General seeing this... they'll think I'm disgusttttting. I must not chaf - er, tarnish my reputation... yes...
Posted 21 December 2009 - 10:33 PM
But.. i cannot watch porn while high.. it just looks way too awkward to me in my mind...
dont get me wrong, i LOVE porno just like the next dude, but when im high my mind works differently, not just with pornos but with movies, tv shows, etc.
I perceive it differently. This is why i masturbate before i smoke hahahahah
Posted 22 December 2009 - 12:57 AM
it's funny how every single person mentions watching porn like it is just part of masturbation
whatever happened to bangin one out in the shower with your good ole imagination?
"In my day, we used to have to think of hot girls to jerk it, with NO LUBE uphill both ways in the shower"
Posted 22 December 2009 - 01:02 AM
I know I'll probably get a bunch of shit heads saying the real thing is better, well for the days that I'm home alone and nothing is popping, I usually smoke a bowl depending on my mood how much i smoke. I then turn to my computer and jack off, its the best thing next to real sex, put 2 and 2 together and you have the best trip of your life.
Anyone else agree?
except you don't trip from weed.. people think you trip from weed ( cause its a hallucinogen, technically) but once you've done a real psychedelic ( name DMT) you will understand THAT YOU DO NOT TRIP FROM EVEN THE STRONGEST OF WEED
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