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Metaphors for smoking?

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 03:17 AM

My friends and I have some metaphorical terms that we use when talking about smoking so that if we could possibly be overheard, it's not too obvious. They're not perfect, but they definitely help when we're in public. For example, "writing an essay," where the number of "paragraphs" corresponds to the number of bowls smoked. Also, "playing guitar," where "guitar picks" are weed and "amps" are pieces. Does anyone else do this?
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Posted 20 November 2009 - 03:39 AM

No

I Usually Just Wake Up And Start Smoking And Friends Pop Up Outta No Where With Bud And Swishers.

If We're Out At A Party, We're Smoking...So Fuck All That Trying To Hide Shit.

But If We Do Talk About It....I Always Brag On How Finer My Bitch Is Compared To Urs! :) If You Know What I Mean...And Getting High Is Fucking My Other Bitch...Down In San Diego We Call Our Weed Loud!...Some Chronic...Regular Is Meck or Meckzican Haha...Tijuana Is 10 Minutes Away..1 Kilo=100 Dollars.

U See I "BREAK HER ON DOWN"..."PULL ON HER HAIR", "LAY HER ON THE TABLE" Then I "PUT HER IN THE AIR" ;)

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 03:40 AM

I just use the correct terms.

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 03:42 AM

This is weird, ok me and my friends smoked some unnamed bud that made everything look red. So we named the weed Red Bull. Whenever we're in public we'll ask eachother if we want to go drink some soda or Red Bull. Then we blaze.

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 03:57 AM

this is flawed. what if you get an assignment in school? then you gotta tell everybody that you cant go nowhere cuz you gotta smoke a fat doobie.

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 04:07 AM

this is flawed. what if you get an assignment in school? then you gotta tell everybody that you cant go nowhere cuz you gotta smoke a fat doobie.


Haha damn, you got me there. That's why we also use playing guitar. And in private we drop all pretenses.

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 04:47 AM

"I need to take a break":p




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