Anyways, it hit us both pretty hard and we couldn't stop laughing at stupid shit. We are almost home and I stopped at the Shell Gas station to pick up some munchies. Well my friend decides he has to take a piss and he cant wait. So he goes behind shell while im inside to piss.
After I make my purchase I start to head to the door and I see my friend walking towards the door. I start laughing cause he looks hilarious but then He tells me to cut it out and right behind him there is a cop car slowly driving behind him as he walks into the store. I walk out because Im trying to figure out how Im going to hide an 8th of weed. So I get into my car and I realize the cop is driving towards my car. Im like OH FUCK! Im just about to shove the entire bag behind the emergency brake interior hoping that he wouldn't call some dogs to search my car.
Then I realize that he is leaving the gas station so I relax and wait for my friend to jump in the car.
When he gets into the car he tells me that He is about to take a piss when he sees someone shining a spotlight on him. He tucks it in and walks inside Shell like nothing happened.
After that we decide we better get the fuck home right now. So we pull out of Shell and We drive down the road a bit. Then I realize that the cop stopped a few miles down the road. Right when I drive by him I noticed that he is pulling out to follow me.
Im thinking "Great when is he going to hit his lights and pull me over?"
He doesn't. We get to my house and I pull into the driveway. The cop pulls into the bar across the street and turns around. By this time im doing powersteps to my front door thinking in my head "If i hide the weed into the house he will need a warrant to come inside" We get inside and Chill and the cop never even stopped at my house....
STOP FUCKING WITH ME AND LET ME SMOKE MY WEED MAN