Awesome Dealer Moment...?

So, about 2 days ago, I went to meet my dealer/connect, and he was running late and eventually should up. Went to pick up a quad, he told since he was late, he would throw in another .5. I told him you don't have to, we were going back and forth. Telling me to take it, i said no. etc... He said "Take or I'll have to throw in another gram". So I took it, that was an awesome moment.

So my question is Have you guys had any "Awesome dealer moments"?

I don't know if there is already a thread like this. But here is mine.

one of the only ones i can really remember. went to reup and pick up another zip of some kine. my dude said itd be 360 or 380 (i cant remember which), when i got there i picked out which kind of kine i wanted (lol word play) and got out my cash to get it. turned out i only had brought 300 or 310 and my dorm was a decent walk away. he said dont worry about it, so i got a good amount off.

i was chillin with my dealer and a friend after smokin with them. we were walking around and my dealer got a phone call. he answered and started speaking fucking spanish FLUENTLY to the person on the other end of the call. i was shocked. hes a badass.

i have never had a good dealer moment, always get fucked over atleast .5,
and when i last asked to see the scales, i got threw outta his house

i was chillin with my dealer and a friend after smokin with them. we were walking around and my dealer got a phone call. he answered and started speaking fucking spanish FLUENTLY to the person on the other end of the call. i was shocked. hes a badass.

dude you know someone that speaks spanish fluently? holy shit

the other day me and some friends did a scoop with my boy, and when he got in the car he was tripping balls, so he puts some on the scale and it was like .1 short, so he was like aw damn, it's not a full eighth! so he was like fuck it and threw two more Gs on there and said lets call it even. he also left a giant nug just chillin on the seat, and when he left he was like i dropped another dime somewhere in here, if you can find it you can have it! and just left. pretty good deal i would say haha

When I walked into his house and he was like ok this is my good shit.....this is my great shit....Then he paused looked around and pulled out a smaller baggy and said this is my best shit.

He sold us his best shit and then smoked a bowl with me and my friend for free the first time we all met. Then we all sat and talked about growing and shit for about an hour while like 6 others showed to buy lol.

true story,

not really my consistent dealer or anything, but i was living at my sister's house in a new city for a few weeks, and i needed some weed. i decided to walk around and ask. i only had $5 on me. i walk up to this guy and asks "do you have any weed?" he looks at me for a good 5 seconds, and i thought i was gonna get my ass beat, lmao. he tells me no, and i said "FUCK!" he asks me if i really needed weed, and shit. i told him yea, and walked me down a few blocks to this house. he asks me how much i had, and i told him 5. he walks in, and then comes out. the guy comes out, reaches in his pockets, and grabs a handful of fucking weed and hands it to me. i had the wtf face, and told him i only had 5. he said "its ok, just take it as a gift." shit, i was sooo happy, the weed was pretty fuckin bomb too.

ummm ya with my coke dealer haha. he had me driving around tryin to meet up with him for like an hour so when we finally met up he threw me a free $50 gram.

Two things come to mind, got an ounce instead of a quarter once (his girlfriend gave me the wrong bag), and once this dealer and I were smoking in my car, along with my friend in the passenger seat, and the dealer dropped 2 $20s on the floor in the back before he got out...never said anything about it We actually bought weed from him with it haha.

once my dealer got me to convince this dumbass stoned kid that ditchweed was chronic, and then gave me a 5.9gram 8th, yes i said a 5.9gram 8th cuz i showed 'loyalty' to him haha


EDIT: chronic 8th too

ummm ya with my coke dealer haha. He had me driving around tryin to meet up with him for like an hour so when we finally met up he threw me a free $50 gram.

!!!!?!?!?!??!?!? What! Coke is fifty dollars a fucking gram?@

!!!!?!?!?!??!?!? What! Coke is fifty dollars a fucking gram?@

Is that an unreasonable price?

Is that an unreasonable price?

nah, but he's prolly thinking about it compared to bud, which is a much steeper price.

nah, but he's prolly thinking about it compared to bud, which is a much steeper price.

Yeah, Weeds better and cheaper, it's a win

One day none of my dealers were good so I took a drive through this sketchy ass ghetto apartment complex to ask a random person if they could hook me up. The first dude I saw I said "You know whats good on some green? I got 5 bucks" and he said "Iight pull around da back Ill send someone out." I pulled around and about a minute later some other dude walked out and hopped in my car, pulled out a sack with at least a QP, reached in the sack and threw a few nugs in my hand and then said "Just rememba 1404 hit me up" then he got out. It weighed out to 3.3, and it was some pretty decent mids. For 5 bucks thats a fuckin great deal around here

My guy thought an oz was 56g for a minute, then realized his mistake. I usually get .2-1.0 on top of whatever I get.

One time me and a buddy went to pick up a dime from somebody we hadn't met before. It was a little sketchy but they told us to come to thier house so we just thought "Shit we know where they live, they can't run from us." So we went to the backdoor and this Middle aged white lady opened the door. She was obese, but not like one of those ridiculously obese women. She was a mother-type obese, and she was wearing her night gown without any shoes. So she let us into her kitchen where she was cooking dinner, and she sold us a dimebag right in front of her daughter. This little girl was probably like 8 or 9 years old, but the mom didn't even care. I thought that was pretty badass.

A few years ago when I went to see my regular connect at that time for a 1/4 of kind bud, a gram of coke, 2 rolls a 2 xanax before going out that night on south beach to celebrate my birthday. When I told him it was my birthday he ended up giving me that for free. Well since we were going out clubbing & I had that extra money I purchased 4 more rolls & another gram. That was a kick ass night

true story,

not really my consistent dealer or anything, but i was living at my sister's house in a new city for a few weeks, and i needed some weed. i decided to walk around and ask. i only had $5 on me. i walk up to this guy and asks "do you have any weed?" he looks at me for a good 5 seconds, and i thought i was gonna get my ass beat, lmao. he tells me no, and i said "FUCK!" he asks me if i really needed weed, and shit. i told him yea, and walked me down a few blocks to this house. he asks me how much i had, and i told him 5. he walks in, and then comes out. the guy comes out, reaches in his pockets, and grabs a handful of fucking weed and hands it to me. i had the wtf face, and told him i only had 5. he said "its ok, just take it as a gift." shit, i was sooo happy, the weed was pretty fuckin bomb too.

Holy shit dude, thats fuckin awesome. That weed better have been at least mids, if it was for free.