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Drug test results come back: Diluted?

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Posted 27 October 2004 - 04:16 PM

I took a drug test for a job a couple weeks ago, the results came back "diluted". I drank alot of water and it probably caused it I guess. what would my recorse be to take another test, or somthing to make it seem as if though I didnt do anything wrong.
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Posted 27 October 2004 - 05:52 PM

Niacin is really good

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Posted 27 October 2004 - 07:33 PM

alright, they agreed to a retest. last time I drank water and it came back "diluted". Will drinking cranberry juice and water make it come out the same?

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Posted 27 October 2004 - 08:53 PM

how long since ur last smoke, alos give like ur body composition like height n weight n shit, and grab some niacin if u dont have the test for a couple days.......people sya niacin doesnt work but i know for a fact it doez.....
ill tell u exactly how many days u need etc, i got this shit down to a T! ( is that even a sayin )
no but for real i pased many drug tests and im not talkin bout the at homes 1 where a fool can pass it

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Posted 27 October 2004 - 09:32 PM

Ive passed two tests using the method in the timeframes below:
10:30-11:30 1 litre of water down
11:30-12:30 2nd litre of water down, downed 4 cranberry pills
12:30-1:30 3rd litre of water 50 mg of vitamin b2
1:30-2 4th litre of water and 4 more cranberry pills
2-3:30 1 whole gallon of cranberry juice(yes a whole gallon!), 100mg more vitamin b2, and 500mg of niacin.
3:45 give sample

it can be very hard to get down at times and you end up feeling heavy and uncomfortable. But i passed, but it maybe a little too much as well, i mean ive heard of people passing doing less. I went to the extreme but i also passed and to me it was worth it.

I want to try that, but I dont want to get another "diluted" result.

Oh and I smoked 2 days ago when I got my new Icebong. before that maybe 2-4 times during the previous week, and probably every day 2 weeks ago.

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Posted 27 October 2004 - 10:34 PM

dont try that, thats what makes it diluted....obviously, im guessin, they count the creatine level in ur piss, therefor your not gonna be able to use the "dilution" method....
go to GNC, buy niacin...it really works, drink some water b4 your test, like 2 glasses, it will lower your thc count none the less, cuz ur "hiding/diluting" it...and not lettin the maximum thc out...but take 1 500 mg pill of niacin a day, dont smoke till then, and exercize regulary......i've smoked 2 days b4 a lot of tests and still passed while using niacin...and when i stopped using it, cuz i thought i was macho, i failed when i was clean for a week....im tellin ya the niacin really works

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 01:46 AM

dood dont pay for shit, niacin does not work contrary to popular belief. your best chance is to sub. i did this method and had no worries, since they dont watch, why not give it a try?


SUBSTITUTION: Tips, tricks and guidelines by N2

Invest a few bucks in a human fever digital thermometer. They are fast and accurate. I cannot over emphasize the importance of PRACTICE, PRACTICE, and PRACTICE!!! If you use condoms, be sure you use NON-lubricated condoms and rinse the condom to remove the powder from it. You can also use a well rinsed, 2 oz shampoo bottle (travel size). Now that you have your digital thermo and condoms/shampoo bottle, start practicing by filling your chosen container with 105 degree water. If using a condom, fold the loaded condom over the tip of the digital thermometer to take its temp. If using a plastic bottle, place the tip of the thermometer directly into the water. Place the bottle/condom in your crotch. (Two pair of tighty whity’s holds it in place better and adds extra insulation to maintain the temp) In my experience, I find the water/pee container crotched inside your briefs, cools at a rate of about 1 degree every 2-3 minutes until it stabilizes at about 94-98 degrees. DO NOT plan on using toilet/bathroom water to cool it down. Most testing joints color their toilet water blue to foil using it, and if they hear you turn on the sink water or flush the john before you give them your sample, they may require you to re-submit or fail you. If your sample is to warm when you get it in the cup, simply swish it around in the cup while you blow on it. You can cool it at a rate of about 1 degree every 30 seconds, but don't over do it. PRACTICE! You can't re-warm it at that point. In the reverse, I find I can warm a substitute urine product from my pocket temp of 85-88 to 96-98 in about 20 minutes with body heat by crotching the container. The test cup temp strip is attached to the cup just like they are stuck to the side of a fish aquarium. The temp strip will read from 90-100 (some non-DOT require 94-100) so you can see your pee temp and cool it if necessary before you give it to the collector. One more tip. If you are using a condom, I don't tie the end of the condom. It is too risky in my humble opinion (IMHO) to try to puncture it to get your pee out. I take the condom with my 2+ ounces of pee in it and give it a spin, like you would a bread bag. Then double it over itself and use a wire tie (trash bag/bread bag type tie) with the ends rolled over them selves (to prevent puncture) and twist it tight to close the condom. To empty your condom, simply untwist the wire tie and let the condom untwist. Then place the open end of the condom in the cup and empty it. Check the temp on the side of the cup, and give it to the collector. Once again let me say PRACTICE. Practice carrying it in your crotch, practice emptying it into the cup, etc, just practice.

Men: IMHO the best place/way to crotch and carry the 2oz shampoo bottle/condom is to place it between your scrotum and anus. If you have any question as to where this spot is, stand up with your feet shoulder width apart. Reach down with your hand and cup your testicals. Note where your bird and ring fingers are touching. That is where you want to carry the bottle. It this position I find you can carry on about your activities normally while maintaining a 94-95 degree sample temp. To raise the sample temp to 97-98, simply sit down and cross you legs so that the container is enclosed between your thighs. In about 10-15 minutes the sample will warm to body temp, 97-98.

Women: You can of course carry a substitute sample the same as the men, but post by females write that it is also easy to carry the bottle inside your vaginal cavity, where it will maintain a 98 degree sample temp or you can use two 1oz bottles and place one under each breast, held in place with a well padded bra for added insulation in maintaining the temp.

Human urine should be submitted to the collection center within 8 hours at room/body temp. If you need to store it longer, it will keep frozen in an airtight container for up to 1 year. To thaw and warm a frozen sample, use warm water. In a pinch, you can also use a cup of hot coffee to warm a sample.


Please remember that these suggestions are just guidelines and may need to be slightly modified to suit your particular need and comfort. The key to successfully substituting is to PRACTICE.



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im sure you know someone with clean piss. this is failsafe, i dont see why you wouldnt try it.

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 03:18 AM

when I took my last test, I drank a shit load of water. now does this actually clense my system or just mask the THC. if it clenses it then I'm a little safer. I'm desperate for anything right now.

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 11:56 AM

youre on your own, i gave my 2 cents, sorry youre going to fail your test and loose your job, good luck :devious:

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 03:08 PM

naughty dread, niacin does work....i know for a fact dude, although obviously substitution will work, so will my method....i been takin lab tests for a year smokin 4-6 grams per week, and piss testin every monday, takin niacin once a day, and they all been clean....i stopped using niacin, was clean for 7 days, and failed it.. with thc count of like 250
and this has happend a couple times too so its not just a "Freak" thang....now, since i think your retest is soon, i would go with dread's way, however if you have some time, go with the niacin

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 05:27 PM

You can't confirm Niacin will work with everybody, maybe it worked for you.. maybe some people you know.. it will not work for everyone, it is not guarenteed, people's bodies are all different... substitution (assuming its clean urine) is a guarentee EVERYTIME.... which are you gonna choose when it's your job on the line?

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 09:21 PM

i get what you're sayin, but i have told lots of my friends about the niacin method and it has all worked for them too, and none of my friends are "small" either, i have some big friends that had to do this, and thc stays in there system a whole hell of a lot longer than myne
niacin speeds up your metabolism, which in turn gets out thc. People with higher metabolizsm get thc out faster, thats a fact, and when you put niacin in your body, it speeds up your metabolism, so i think a fact would be, that it will help get SOME thc out for sure, maybe not all of it ( which wouldnt help in some cases ), but in my case it got all the thc out
i dont no, you have a point when you said " which are you gonna choose when your job is on the line "...but i would choose niacin, and now that i think of it... the "newbie" who doesnt no much about passin drug tests should go with sub. method, because for me it took a while to get down to a cycle/shcedule where i new i would pass every test with niacin.

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 09:59 PM

niacin speeds up your metabolism, which in turn gets out thc. People with higher metabolizsm get thc out faster, thats a fact, and when you put niacin in your body, it speeds up your metabolism, so i think a fact would be, that it will help get SOME thc out for .


I natrually have a fast metabolism. I weigh 145 and I eat a whole shit load of food. way more then any of my friends, but I never gain any weight. I'm going to try the niacin method, it was 5 bucks for "flush free", so If I fail no big deal. Oh and this is for pre-employment.

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 10:37 PM

let us know the results, im curious to find out if you pass or fail.

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Posted 29 October 2004 - 02:32 AM

well, piss testing will be a thing of the past since they can take out hair samples that go back to 6 months... I myself have never failed a test i suppose its because im diabetic and i ALOT of water, 1-2 gallons per day and I piss alot too, so my system is pretty clean

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Posted 29 October 2004 - 06:21 AM

about niacin... personally i dont think theres any real evidence that it does work but it wouldnt really hurt to take it, just dont be a dumbass and overdose it because then 1. youll be very uncomfortable because your skin will feel like its burning 2. it could damage your liver

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Posted 29 October 2004 - 03:32 PM

well he said he bought flush-free niacin, and they say 2 grams of niacin per day COULD be unhealthy towards the liver, thats why i take 1/4 of that with the 500 mg tablet, per day

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Posted 29 October 2004 - 04:38 PM

vitiman b 12 and water, passed lab drug tests evrey week for six months, almost random 2( the day was not time) just get a bottle, like 2-3 ours b4 ur test take 5 b vittimans and liter of water, u will be fine!


alsodrinkin 2 much water, and or 2 much niacan can be fatal,

make sure after the test drink some more water 2 get the excess outa ur kidneys and shit

if u fail a test doing this i will give u 100 dollars, this is fail safe

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Posted 12 November 2004 - 05:23 PM

Just a quick update to this thread incase anyone was still interested. I got my results back from the second test. Pre test I took 500 MG of niacin every day for 3 days prior to the test. So I take the test after waiting for 2 and a half hours. My results come back....

Diluted?
wtf...

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Posted 12 November 2004 - 06:12 PM

Are they not accepting Diluted as a pass? Are they making you retest.. if they wont accept dillution your options are substitution or stopping smoking or failing.




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