STEP 1: Find poppy seeds! McCormick, spice islands, and any other MAJOR spice brand is bunk. dont waste $5 buying 70g of washed poppy seeds. look for all natural, all organic branded poppies. the less handling the better. if the seeds are in a glass jar, look for lots of cloudy residue building up on the glass - this is a good sign. also look at the poppies themselves. do they look very uniform in color and clean? not a good sign (white poppy seeds need not apply here). also, if there is debris (read: not a poppy seed) in with the seeds that is also a good sign - less processing the better.
STEP 2: Figure out how much you want/need! i would say a good place to start the first time is to go with 80g of seed per 100lbs of weight for a new opiate user. advanced users should go with 150g of seed per 100lbs body weight. and people with real opiate addictions.. do your thing.
STEP 3: Wash your poppy seeds! i like room temperature water, as its not so cold as to make the opium latex harden, and not so hot that it breaks down the latex. as long as your water isn't on one extreme of the temperature spectrum, you are good.
Put all your seeds in a sealable container (you are going need to violently aggitate the poppy seeds in water to break all the latex off the poppy seeds that you can), and fill with water till there is about 20-30% more water than saturated poppy seeds (when the water/seed mixture settles, the water layer above the seeds is what you are looking at to be 20-30% of the volume of the poppy seed solution below it).
Seal your container and shake vigorously for a minute. Imagine having a grand mal seizure with the poppy seed container in your hands.. copy this.
STEP 4: Strain off poppy seed water from poppy seeds! I use a mesh strainer, you can use the screw cap on a plastic bottle in a pinch. just have your poppy mixture in the bottle, slightly unscrew the cap (HOLD ON TO THE CAP - you dont want all the poppy seeds to end up in your strained solution because your cap fell off..) and squeeze the bottle, hold this over a glass or collection pan of course.
STEP 5: Acidify your mixture! there is some analog of morphine, or alkaloid, i forget the scientific part. But add lemon or lime juice and let the solution sit (about a tablespoon of juice per 2floz of drink). give it about 5-10 minutes to let reactions take place. this makes the drink more potent.
STEP 6: DRINK THAT SHIT. dont be a pussy and add sugar or whatever, you aren't here to sip this trust me. it may taste horrible - more than likely it will. just chug it like you have a glass full of hard liquor.
STEP 7: ENJOY THAT SHIT.
Edited by beamish, 26 October 2009 - 08:03 AM.