the stoner sayings/mottos thread

Discussion in 'General' started by midnite toker x, Aug 24, 2009.

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  1. #1 midnite toker x, Aug 24, 2009
    here is my new stoner sayings/mottos thread.

    mine is: a friend with weed is a friend indeed
     
  2. #2 Cali Smokes, Aug 24, 2009
    I got a good one:
    a friend with weed is a friend indeed
     
  3. #3 locnar, Aug 24, 2009
    A friend indeed is a friend with weed
     
  4. #4 midnite toker x, Aug 24, 2009
    wow u guys have lame mottos. lol
     
  5. #5 oneblownaZn, Aug 24, 2009
    a friend with weed is better than a friend with needs.
     
  6. #6 Cali Smokes, Aug 24, 2009
    o0oo Ive got another :

    Needs with friend a than better is weed with friend a.
     
  7. #7 midnite toker x, Aug 24, 2009
    and somehow that actually made sense to me ^^ :confused_2:
     
  8. #8 Tripple A, Aug 24, 2009
    Don't smoke too much, or it might become a crutch!

    haha that wasn't funny at all.
     
  9. #9 atozitsthateasy, Aug 24, 2009
    That was funny in a sad way. Hahaha!
     
  10. #10 midnite toker x, Aug 24, 2009
    lol it was funny after i pictured myself smoking a joint and the joint turning into a cruth
     
  11. #11 420gamer4life, Aug 24, 2009
    Would it be weird if i said "this one time, at band camp..." was my motto???
     
  12. #12 midnite toker x, Aug 24, 2009
    this 1 time at band camp...........i smoked a joint through my ass:rolleyes:
     
  13. #13 420gamer4life, Aug 24, 2009
    i was going to say i used a saxophone as a giant sherlock, but your idea works too:confused_2:

    BTW, i never went to band camp, b4 someone take this seriously
     
  14. #14 locnar, Aug 24, 2009
    Marijuana
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  15. #15 midnite toker x, Aug 24, 2009

    lol thats fucking genius
     
  16. #16 EdgarOregon100, Aug 24, 2009
    See my sig!
     
  17. #17 midnite toker x, Aug 24, 2009

    lol same as my sig
     
  18. #18 Indica Kid, Aug 24, 2009
    A friend with weed is a friend who will probably inhale burned plant matter in the near future
     
  19. #19 M369, Aug 24, 2009
    It's not a saying. It's lyrics from a song by placebo. Called pure morning.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlyOLwfwjiQ]YouTube - Placebo - Pure Morning (lyrics)[/ame]
     
  20. #20 EdgarOregon100, Aug 24, 2009
    lol I wonder why that is.
     
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