As of 2009 does Subway drug test

Discussion in 'General' started by totallytrippin, Aug 18, 2009.

  1. hoping to get job there but need to know if i have to buy that drink that cleans your system
     
  2. Dude it's Subway. If they drug tested they wouldn't have any employees!
     
  3. ....But they have Michael Phelps as their new spokesperson.. :laughing:
     
  4. Yeah dude

    Just go in and be like, "Thank you for letting me be myself and not pee in that cup you're trying to hand me"
     
  5. can anybody that works tell me
     
  6. ive been trying to get a job at subway for such a long time mostly because i heard they dont drug test
     
  7. It really depends on the store.

    On all chains, Some test, Some dont.
     
  8. As a manager of said establishment It depends on the Owner because most of them are independently owned and operated. I would say most wont drug test because it is not worth spending the money. If you do get hurt on the job though you will be required to take a drug test.
     
  9. alright better to be safe than sorry, here's what you need:
    1.fake clean urine that'll pass the test or simply get someone clean to pee in a cup for you. don't ask me how you'll convince them, that's your problem.
    2. a realistic dildo with a bit of flop to it (not uber ridged)
    3.a bag for the urine that you'll stash up your shirt
    4. a small tube in the bottom of the bag that connects to the dildo that you'll have hollowed out a small passage in with a drill
    5. a small slider that you can pull to release the urine through the tube and that you can put back down to cut off the urine flow if you have to.

    voila you now have a fake penis with fake pee that you can pull out to make your fake urine deposit that'll fool them. if they insist on monitering you urinate to make sure you don't cheat you can start to pull it out and say "i'm a nervous pee-er can you not look directly at it?" they'll say "ok" and note that you have an enormous cock (congratulations, you just impressed a stranger!) you'll then stealthily pull the slide on the bottom of the bag or top of dildo to release the urine. out of the corner of their eye it'll look like you just pulled a pube out of your fly. when the cups full pee a bit into the urinal (for realism, you weren't done yet) and hand them the cup. put the dildo back in your pants while handing them the cup so that they don't get a closer look and realize it's fake. then pull your fly up. congratulations!!!! you just passed your drugtest and they didn't catch you!!!!
    ( a quick note, use a harness to secure the dildo and make sure your real penis is out of the way, the last thing you want your employer to think is that you have two penises. they'll be briefly terrified/intrigued and then get angry and toss you out for faking the test)
     
  10. i was gonna apply to a subway in my college town this year. nevermind :eek:
     
  11. i guess ill just use all my money on weed and hope for best. i never took a drug test before but i heard that if you drink lots of water they cant tell if you do or you dont but well they make you take another one or just not call you back
     
  12. considering i have bought a blunt inside subway before handed to me in a cookie bag over the counter, i'm pretty sure they do not test employees..
     
  13. Ahahaha, if the Subway near me started this shit all the employees would be gone. I've smoked with all of them when they go on breaks and shit. Sometimes I'll go in there stoned as hell with red eyes and everything and they just laugh and give me free chips.
     
  14. wow do you live in the states??? i never heard of a resturant or fast food place that asks you to do a drug test when. Where i work we talk about it infront of the boss....

    weird
    good luck and i hope you do not have to pee in a cup :)
     
  15. #15 Sovereign Psyche, Aug 18, 2009
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    haha, i once traded 3 footlong subs for 3 blunts
    seemed like a good deal for them and me, haha

    most subways are owned by arabs anyway, and arabs are usually alot more lenient about pot(altho most of them dont want you to smoke on the job, from my experience; they dont care what you do in your spare time)

    i mean shit, i used line up powder on the managers desk at one of them(not when the manager was there, but noone else that worked gave a fuck)

    ive worked for 9 subways in 3 years

    fuck all of them

    now im at an american owned quiznos, haha which also doesnt drug test
    and the owners hired me knowing that i dont have a license because of a dui and that i drive there to get to work

    restaurants man, they dont care about anything
     
  16. There is a job opening here at a Subway in City Hall. Do you guys think they would drug test?
     

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