My girl Sierra pulled out a 7 inch long glass object the other day, and I though she was about to pleasure herself. Come to find out it was just a piece. But man, what gives?
That's because you're obessed with dildos. Stop thinking about dildos and you'll start to see bongs. See Freud.
There's always been penis shaped pieces. Make a vagina one if it's a problem. Fread didn't talk about dildos.