Post anything that you say or have said whilst stoned that was funny. lol some of mine My eyes feel like potato chips. My legs are made of sand. Lol the trees are fighting.
My friend was opening a packet of Jaffa Cakes after smoking some strong sativa and he looks at the orange coloured wrapping and then back at me, and in the most serious, confused voice turns to me and says: "But why are they so orange?" I looked at him, and then down at the packet and we both burst out laughing.
If my weed is really dry I sometimes say that it's "Dryer than a nun's cunt." If it's wet I'll say "It's wetter than a nun's cunt on Christmas." But those work with lots of things, not just weed - so I take every opportunity to use them in public places.
I love saying shit like "express yourself in your own words instead of using a list of various cliches" to people.
Lol, one time me and my best friend were toked out of our minds and we rolled another joint up and while i was smoking it i ripped the end off and was like "This is the roach" And then another time i was blazed someone gave me a cig and i asked how to turn it on..