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another white lighter thread..
#1
Posted 10 July 2009 - 01:20 PM
the curse goes that; while smoking weed with a white lighter, bad shit will happen to you or to people you know for that night. It is said because bob marley died with a joint and a white lighter in his hand. I was always skeptical at first and started testing it out for myself. this so far is what happened to me while using my experiment white djeep lighter.
- carrying a half oz and a bowl and several knives...using white lighter all through the night went through random road block and they knew we were blitzed. my friend had a fucking fake frenchy mustache drawn on.
- parents came home as soon as i lit a bowl with my white lighter. ( they are anti-cannabis extremists)
- threw white lighter trying to pass it and broke bong slide
- the night my new bowl got broken i had a white lighter
- been pulled over and searched, turns out i had a white lighter!
Now most recently, and terrifying was last night.
None of my friends believe in the white lighter curse. I told them about it, and they wanted to test it out. So i gave them the white djeep lighter i had used in all of the above instances and we had a blunt party with it. Lo and behold about 3 hours in, the fucking bathroom flooded the entire house randomly. First bad thing. I brought up the white lighter curse and people shrugged it off as coincidence. Then one of our friends called and they were arrested for DUI. People started getting sketched the fuck out. We started to bail for the night, it was like 2 am and i decided to go home alone. well i got pulled over on hwy 20 and searched and he didnt find anything but he knew i was blazed out of my mind. i had smoked a blunt to myself and about 4 bowls too. the guy was really cool though he said just because i smoked weed i wasnt a criminal and to drive safe and quit driving under the influence. he let me go but i probably should have gone to jail.
anyways i get home my heart is racing a million miles a minute and i get home and i walk in the front door its fucking 2:30 AM and my ENTIRE family is sitting in my fucking living room! i reek like weed and my eyes were glossy and bloodshot red, and it was 2:30 AM and i was just coming in. they knew i was blazed and now im in a world of shit
fuck. white. lighters.
I don't care if you still don't believe, i will NEVER use one again.
#2
Posted 10 July 2009 - 01:26 PM
#3
Posted 10 July 2009 - 01:32 PM
man well that blows i dont really believe in them but i would never buy one, well that really blows, what were they doing up so early?
they were up late watching a family movie and i walked in and they all stared at me and it seemed like the trek across the living room was like an endless journey of judgment. and it sucked.
#4
Posted 10 July 2009 - 01:47 PM
#5
Posted 10 July 2009 - 01:58 PM
#6
Posted 10 July 2009 - 02:05 PM
I will not by them (obviously) and if someone im smoking with whips one out i use mine... it's probably the only thing i am superstitious about, but yea i won't smoke with one
luckily none of my friends will buy them anymore so it aint really an issue. I remember the ONE time in the past year i smoked with my friend at lunch that had one... we ended up getting caught for skipping 6th period. I got an ISS and after school detention for 2 hours. He got sent to the disciplinary comitee and was nearly expelled. He was the one with the lighter.
And the superstition around here is you cannot throw one away, you have to lose it.
#7
Posted 10 July 2009 - 02:39 PM
#8
Posted 10 July 2009 - 03:11 PM
#9
Guest_kirill_*
Posted 10 July 2009 - 03:17 PM
Guest_kirill_*
I've been buying white lighters specifically for months, and the worst thing that ever happened because of the ligther was loosing it... ahah
#10
Posted 10 July 2009 - 03:42 PM
R.I.P....Goldfish 5/21/09-6/12/09, Mini Blu 1/02/07-02/13/09, Soverign 4/10/09-4/15/09
#11
Posted 10 July 2009 - 03:43 PM
#12
Posted 10 July 2009 - 03:55 PM
#13
Posted 10 July 2009 - 03:58 PM
Hahahaha, wow, now that is just shitty luck.I kinda believe in that white lighter curse thing. Because one time I lit my cig with my friends white lighter while waiting at the bus stop, and as I was puffing this bus rolls by and my moms best friend comes out and sees me smoking. My parents don't know I smoke, at all.
#14
Posted 10 July 2009 - 04:09 PM
#15
Posted 10 July 2009 - 04:46 PM
#16
Posted 10 July 2009 - 07:10 PM
#17
Posted 10 July 2009 - 07:26 PM
seriously. fuck em.
the curse goes that; while smoking weed with a white lighter, bad shit will happen to you or to people you know for that night. It is said because bob marley died with a joint and a white lighter in his hand. I was always skeptical at first and started testing it out for myself. this so far is what happened to me while using my experiment white djeep lighter.
- carrying a half oz and a bowl and several knives...using white lighter all through the night went through random road block and they knew we were blitzed. my friend had a fucking fake frenchy mustache drawn on.
- parents came home as soon as i lit a bowl with my white lighter. ( they are anti-cannabis extremists)
- threw white lighter trying to pass it and broke bong slide
- the night my new bowl got broken i had a white lighter
- been pulled over and searched, turns out i had a white lighter!
Now most recently, and terrifying was last night.
None of my friends believe in the white lighter curse. I told them about it, and they wanted to test it out. So i gave them the white djeep lighter i had used in all of the above instances and we had a blunt party with it. Lo and behold about 3 hours in, the fucking bathroom flooded the entire house randomly. First bad thing. I brought up the white lighter curse and people shrugged it off as coincidence. Then one of our friends called and they were arrested for DUI. People started getting sketched the fuck out. We started to bail for the night, it was like 2 am and i decided to go home alone. well i got pulled over on hwy 20 and searched and he didnt find anything but he knew i was blazed out of my mind. i had smoked a blunt to myself and about 4 bowls too. the guy was really cool though he said just because i smoked weed i wasnt a criminal and to drive safe and quit driving under the influence. he let me go but i probably should have gone to jail.
anyways i get home my heart is racing a million miles a minute and i get home and i walk in the front door its fucking 2:30 AM and my ENTIRE family is sitting in my fucking living room! i reek like weed and my eyes were glossy and bloodshot red, and it was 2:30 AM and i was just coming in. they knew i was blazed and now im in a world of shit
fuck. white. lighters.
I don't care if you still don't believe, i will NEVER use one again.
i couldnt help but notice how many seperate times bad shit went down for you when you were using the exact same white"djeep lighter"? well any way my point is; maybe the lighter isnt bad luck, maybe its just like one of the only lighters, if not the only lighter you ever use, so maybe every time shit hapend, you just hapend to have that same white lighter because its the only lighter you have?
#18
Guest_st0rmbrkr_*
Posted 10 July 2009 - 08:19 PM
Guest_st0rmbrkr_*
Edited by st0rmbrkr, 11 July 2009 - 04:49 PM.
#19
Posted 10 July 2009 - 08:23 PM
#20
Posted 11 July 2009 - 07:23 AM
I guess people that believe in a higher being that is not a form of matter are also retarded.if you're not going to use a lighter because its a certain color, and you truly believe that the color of the lighter actually has an effect on your life, you're extremely, for lack of a better word, retarded.
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