Longest Omegle Chat

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Skald, Jul 3, 2009.

  1. Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

    Stranger: i just talked to a random guy

    You: I hate random guys, what did he say?

    Stranger: he amuses me

    Stranger: he says nothing.

    Stranger: he just sits there

    You: Crazy random silence mongers.....

    Stranger: i never met a person who go to a club

    Stranger: but do nithing

    Stranger: '*nothing

    Stranger: and sits there with a stoic0ish face

    Stranger: *stoic-ish

    Stranger: alone

    You: But this isn't a club......

    You: Maybe he was away from his pc....having a poo

    Stranger: no im talking abt irl

    Stranger: like, just now

    You: irl?

    Stranger: in real life

    You: What club were you in?

    Stranger: some club at my place duhh

    You: Maybe he didn't realise it was a gay club and he was trying to not be
    noticed....

    Stranger: what?

    Stranger: im not a gay

    You: He thought you were one of thse raging queens desperate to felch him?

    Stranger: what the heck dude? your theories sucks!

    You: Really? I'll download this chatlog see what the world wide web thinks.....

    Stranger: wtheck?

    Stranger: youre wierder than him :D

    You: Seriously, we need to be on the look out for random felchers attacking
    the stoic

    Stranger: hahahahaha loling hard at the random felchers

    You: Hamster or Gerbil?

    Stranger: neither xD

    You: Come on, you must have a weapon of choice, if you're hanging in gay
    clubs a mouse wouldn't touch the sides!

    You: WWRGU

    Stranger: um, i guess hamster will do it

    Stranger: wwrgu? idgi

    You: A traditionalist....I like

    You: What Would Richard Gere Use

    Stranger: oh ok i think youre an interesting dude

    Stranger: serious! :D

    You: Thanks very much but felching is illegal where I come from

    Stranger: oh for real?

    Stranger: you gotta be kidding me

    Stranger: for real?

    You: Seriously

    Stranger: where r u from anyway?

    Stranger: antartic?

    You: You can't just going round felching, people will kick off.....

    Stranger: yeah who would want random felchers thats like major ewww

    You: The Antarctic? No somewhere far cooler......London

    Stranger: big ben :D

    You: John actually but thank you for noticing

    Stranger: oh is big john?

    Stranger: i thought that thingy was called big ben

    Stranger: idk idgad anywayyyyy

    Stranger: so you speak with an accent?

    Stranger: english accent?

    Stranger: wow sexy!

    You: No, you do

    Stranger: i do what?

    You: Speak with an accent

    Stranger: i speak with what accent?

    Stranger: i dont have an english accent

    You: An american one

    Stranger: whats wrong with that?

    You: Have you ever been to Big John?

    Stranger: no i dont think its called big john

    Stranger: like, seriously

    You: It's not actually the clock but the bell inside it

    Stranger: i remember my teacher tell my class that that thingy clock with bell whtv it is called big ben

    Stranger: not big john

    Stranger: yeah im sure

    You: It's not...go to lemonparty.org it's gt it there

    Stranger: wtheck dude lemonparty>?

    Stranger: tcchhh

    Stranger: rofl

    You: Did you see big john?

    Stranger: what where? at lemonparty?

    You: Yes, .org though not .com.....com is gross

    Stranger: omegle is .com

    You: I meant lemonparty.com is gross so if you want to know about big john you have to go to lemonparty.org

    Stranger: oh ok ok i get it

    Stranger: what the fuck was that

    Stranger: ????????????????????

    Stranger: my eyes

    Stranger: it ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

    Stranger:major ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    You: Now you know about Big John

    Stranger: what the fuck was that!

    You: lol

    Stranger: eewwwwwww it was disgusting dude!

    Stranger: ewwwwwwww now i have fucking goosebumps all over

    You: I think my work here is done.....

    Stranger: what tthe fuck dudeeeeee ewww

    Stranger: seriously, youre sick

    Stranger: major sick dude

    Stranger: go and see a doctor

    Stranger: like seriously

    Stranger: im not kidding

    Stranger: fuck you

    Stranger: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww it has wrinkles all over

    Stranger: and liver sppots

    You: I love you

    Stranger: and and and and and and and and it is such a turn off!

    Stranger: blelllllleh

    You: Methinks the lady doth protest too much?

    Stranger: that thing is DISGUSTING with a capital d

    Stranger: i feel like what i ate just now is coming back out

    You: I know, like with a capital EVERYTHNG!

    Stranger: I KNOW!!!!!!

    Stranger: YOURE SOOOOOOOOOO SICK FOR KNOWING SUCH SITE GODDDDDD YOURE SICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    Stranger: my eyesssssss have sinned

    You: Are you touching yourself?

    Stranger: im sorry eyes

    Stranger: eewwwwwwwwww

    Stranger: what the fuck dude

    Stranger: no shit

    Stranger: ewww

    You: I am a little bit

    Stranger: ewwwwww are yougay??????????????????????????????????????????/

    Stranger: yes you areeeeee

    Stranger: omgggggggggg OMG OMG OMG OMG

    You: Wanna felch?

    Stranger: O.M.G

    Stranger: no you said it was banned huh you liar

    Stranger: fuck you!

    You: I know you like it with a hamster....

    Stranger: what/...........]]?????

    Stranger: &*^%$^&*()_(*&^%$#%^&*()_(*&^%$^&*()_(*^&%$%^&*()_

    You: You told me earlier.....Hamsters is how you roll....

    Stranger: ewwww what does that mean?

    Stranger: i like hamsters?

    Stranger: huh i dont get it sick dude

    You: You like them to be involved with your felching

    Stranger: ewwwwwww nooooooooooo

    Stranger: bleeheehhehehehe i couldnt even think abt it

    Stranger: you re sick

    Stranger: YOU

    Stranger: ARE

    Stranger: SICK

    Stranger: GO

    Stranger: SEE

    Stranger: A

    Stranger: DOCTOR

    You: You're really freaking me out, I think I need to end this conversation and report you.....

    Stranger: :d

    Stranger: :D

    Your conversational partner has disconnected
     
  2. Stranger: hi

    You: hello, how are you?

    Stranger: horny, u?

    You: Are you a guy?

    You: Because if you are your gay
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    :hello:
     
  3. #24 Renegade Angel, Apr 7, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 15, 2016
    That was pretty epic...lol.
     
  4. i just finished on a video chat and the duration was 5 hours and 21 minutes new record goes to ......
    ME
     

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