I just had the longest omegle conversation with 1 person ever. We talked about all kinds of shit for like 4 hours. What was your longest omegle chat?
I talked to this 15 yr old girl stoner for about 10 min. I also learned in the same chat that if you type 'FBI' it gives you a warning say if the above post says you have been reported to the FBI, its false. Ignore iit
here is mine. i made up everything as i went a long but the conversation was pretty genuine. this lasted three hours and i wanted the guys AIM or MSN name, but my send ability crashed right when he said bye . my mother though i was crazy because i was hunched over my laptop for three hours haha. this just ended 5 minutes ago Stranger: Hiya mate You: oi shadders! Stranger: Shitters? D: You: no no most definetly shadders. he resides in bradford Stranger: I do not know him You: aye...where you be from then old sport? Stranger: Europe You: aye where in europe Stranger: Belgium crickey You: you be some of the brew masters i've ever seen. You: nothing compares to a belgian ale Stranger: We are, Belgiu rules all Stranger: *belgium beer Stranger: Where might you be from then? Stranger: I think UK Stranger: Combined with holland those would be the countries that would be the most exposed to Belgium beer Stranger: And you said ale You: no my friend i just be a man who knows good ale when he tries it. i hail from america, a land renowned for terrible beer. You: sam adams is very good though Stranger: Only know Belgium beer Stranger: and there's a lot of em Stranger: What do you know best then? I assume Stella? You: aye but there are better beers in the states than stella Stranger: IMPOSSIBLE Stranger: Well Stranger: Except if it's called Jupiler Stranger: But I doubt that Stranger: or Duvel You: hoegaarden be the best commonly available belgian beer i've tried Stranger: Or Palm Stranger: Hmm Stranger: Hoegaarden isn't bad Stranger: I do enjoy the heavier beers You: aye as do i. but alas i have not tried many belgian ales sir. they be expensive by the time they arrive in america. and americans like light beer You: a shame really Stranger: Yes, Budweiser and such filth Stranger: How does Belgian beer compare to Budd? Stranger: We don't have it here, it would basically go bankrupt the moment they'd put in the shelfes You: it does not compare. you would not give it to the dogs to drink. Stranger: <3 Belgium beer Stranger: So hows the recession going over there? You: aye people have not learned much: they still put everything on their visa. you see my good man, most americans have never worked a proper day's work. You: they have always had it good. You: thus they assume their problems will soon disappear. Stranger: Well, if they're spending a lot of money Stranger: then it's a stat Stranger: *start You: how is belgium faring? Stranger: Media blew the shit up Stranger: same as with the Mexian flu stuff Stranger: People don't spend money, so we go into a recession You: i do not mean to change the topic but your english is impeccable. are you an expat in belgium? Stranger: Expat? And our country is flooded with media from the West, shows, movies etc. Stranger: With that much English content, you're bound to pick up something You: ah, you see my good man. america is largely lathargic and views foreigners as homosexuals because of their accents. the rare exception (individuals like I) are labeled as communists. You: *lethargic Stranger: Yes, I know the fear of possible communism in the USA Stranger: Right wingnuts keep refering to it every time You: as a business owner, i lean to the right, but there is a lot of anti-intellectualism in america. Stranger: America is a bit biased I think Stranger: And not to be offensive to Christianity Stranger: but it doesn't help the intelligence level You: aye indeed, i am still uncertain as to whether or not there is a god, but religion has not given anyboy but the foolish any answers. Stranger: True, religion only starts war and useless discussions Stranger: And you say business owner, what kind of business if I may inquire? You: i own a restaurant Stranger: Ah, recession won't hit you that hard I supp Stranger: People still have to feed Stranger: *eat Stranger: And I must say, finally someone decent to talk to on this thing You: i appreciate the sentiment. You: do you visit any countries surronding belgium? Stranger: I've been to Holland and Paris (France) Stranger: England too Stranger: Not a big world traveller You: ah amsterdam...one of the great cities of the world You: so is brussels Stranger: I hear that a lot Stranger: Mostly because Brussel is English friendly You: i no longer smoke hashish but it was a good time Stranger: haha Stranger: Reminds me of the show Weeds You: yes i am familiar with that program. do you smoke at all? Stranger: I did some hash Stranger: but not on a regular basis or anything Stranger: it's kinda "legal" here You: in america many people have their lives destroyed because they were caught smoking cannabis Stranger: Americans are kinda uptight You: yes i believe all politicians know that it is not so bad for your health, but they are afraid to say it. You: this goes back to the christian bias Stranger: Well Stranger: it's kinda Stranger: hash isn't exactly legal Stranger: Did you see The wire? Stranger: Do you remember Hamsterdam? You: the television show? no but i have heard many great things about it. Stranger: Yeah, you should watch it! Stranger: Anywayz, it's legal under certain terms Stranger: You have to be 18+, only 3 grams, and can't smoke in public places or with underage kids Stranger: If you comply with those things, then you won't be sued Stranger: but legally speaking, they COULD sue you if they WOULD Stranger: But they just don't do it, I suppose it would be kind of silly. Not the mention all the work that would be required for smoking 3 grams of pot You: if i was found with one grame of pot i could go to jail.... You: do you know how old you have to be in america to drink? Stranger: 21 Stranger: We don't really ... have a legal age Stranger: Well, there is one Stranger: Nobody really cares tho You: i understand....i spent my summers as a child in portugal, i know about the "laws" Stranger: I don't think a twelve year old would be able to buy a sixpack but if he went to a party, and I don't mean some rich chicks house party, he probably could score some beer Stranger: Once again, nobody really cares Stranger: Downside is Stranger: We get our drivers license at 18, instead of 16 Stranger: Then again, we drive manuals Stranger: Mostly automatics in the USA, isn't it? You: yes we are too lazy to drive manuals. the great thing about europe is that you have public transportation. you can walk anywhere. most americans are not so lucky unless they live in boston, new york, or chicago. Stranger: I think it's a shame And then I see those shows where girls even fail to grasp 2 pedals xD Stranger: And yeah, public transport is no problem, even in the remote parts of Belgium Stranger: And I hate automatics Stranger: Automatic feels like a cheap arcade racing game You: it takes away the fun from driving. most people forget that Stranger: Yeah! You hit that one headon Stranger: It takes the fun away Stranger: And after a while it's just like riding a bicycle Stranger: But you have control over the car, and that's what I like You: how much does gas cost in belgium Stranger: Hmmm Stranger: 1,5 euro if I'm not mistaken Stranger: lemme convert that Stranger: 7,42 dollar/gallon You: haha we complain when petrol is $3,00 Stranger: Yeah, I always find that funny too Stranger: It's about 2 dollar/liter Stranger: and a gallon is about 3 litres Stranger: And we pay hefty taxes on fuel You: tell me, do belgians enjoy waffles? most americans would not recognize belgium if it were not for the belgian waffle. Stranger: Lol Stranger: Fries are more popular in belgium than waffles Stranger: We of course enjoy them Stranger: But fries are really populair Stranger: Filthy french got away with it (French fries) You: merde! je deteste les francais : D Stranger: Me too Stranger: Je parle français aussi You: so what do you speak with your friends/family Stranger: Dutch Stranger: But Belgium has 3 official languages Stranger: Dutch (north of Brussel), French (south of brussel) and German(a small part of Belgium compared to the other two), and Brussel has em all, including English Stranger: So they teach us French at school, because the south is french You: do you have many arab immigrants in belgium Stranger: Pfoeee Stranger: eeerm Stranger: Can't say exactly Stranger: we do have a lot of foreigners in general Stranger: mostly middle east people Stranger: They also sit on top of cranes to get their green card (not kidding) Stranger: Does this have something to do with terrorism? You: so i've never been to belgium. is there a cafe scene like in france and portugal etc. Stranger: What do you mean with cafe scene? Stranger: not really sure what you mean by that You: do people sit around in cafes to talk to each other and watch people walking by Stranger: Kinda Stranger: It's what some people do all weekend You: that is what i miss the most in america. You: we just drive our cars go to work and come back home to watch tv until we go to bed Stranger: You: do not complain about living in europe haha Stranger: We have socialized healtcare! Stranger: And we're not communist Stranger: *gasp* You: how has that worked out for you? Stranger: Good Stranger: It's kinda mixed over here Stranger: Not like canada where healthcare is free Stranger: Bit like a healtcare via Stranger: *visa Stranger: So you pay the doc Stranger: but you basically get 85% back later Stranger: Same with medicine Stranger: if you're really poor, they pay for you Stranger: (And we didn't become communists) You: are there long lines at the doctor's office Stranger: Nope Stranger: well, there are ocassional spikes Stranger: but you could always go to another doc You: what about college? Stranger: Depending on how much your parents earn the goverments gives ya money Stranger: Let's say your parents don't make a lot of money Stranger: then the government basically covers everything Stranger: In any case, the government always pays a part of your tuition fee Stranger: We pay 500 euro (about 700 dollars) and the state pays the rest (a lot, 2500 euro or something I think, 3,5k dollar) You: in america we really have the worst aspects of socialism and capitalism but none of the benefits Stranger: Yeah i know Stranger: You have to get into Harvard with good grades Stranger: And then still have to pay lots of money Stranger: I could basically go to every college in Belgium Stranger: Some degrees do require a test, like doctor degree, but other than that I can just go to any college I want You: what is the unemployment in belgium? Stranger: Some people have been laid off because of the recession, mostly in the automobile sector Stranger: and we have some job shortages in certain sectors, but in general? It isn't that bad Stranger: People also get an unemployment check so Stranger: They are encouraged to find work (sometimes even "forced) and the joboffice also gives courses Stranger: for people that left high school, or just wanna learn more Stranger: But in highschool we have 3 general learning directions Stranger: ASO = Purely theoretical learning (bankers and that sorta stuff) TSO = Theoretical stuff, and practical stuff, ranging from mechanics to commercial salesmen and BSO= Heavy emphesis on practical work (carpenting, metalworking) Stranger: So people kinda push their kids in ASO, and see TSO and BSO as inferieur Stranger: that's kinda a problem You: yeah. i majored in film, but that had no job opportunities. thankfully i got a job as a chef and i managed to become the owner. Stranger: How old are ya now? You: 32 Stranger: Pretty young Stranger: I mean, for already having a business and such You: i got lucky, well i should not say that. the owner died and liked my work so he gave me the restaurant. his sons wanted nothing to do with it, as they were all doctors and such. Stranger: Kinda sad for the previous owner Stranger: He probably wanted his sons in the business You: yeah, i guess he was glad to have me there. i still talk to his kids: they are my age more or less Stranger: Then again, if they're not really interested ... You: yeah. are you in college now? Stranger: Right now? Stranger: Or, you mean, in general? Stranger: Right now? No, it's a time-out You: so you start again in september? Stranger: finals ended in June Stranger: well, kinda Stranger: late september Stranger: 21 Stranger: High school starts sooner, september first You: do you know what your major is? Stranger: I always hear that Stranger: but I'm not sure what americans mean by Major Stranger: I know it's the course they pick that they "major" in Stranger: but from what I hear Stranger: you guys are able to pick stuff randomly Stranger: We kinda have a major, but it's not like you get to pick the extra courses Stranger: those are set within the Major Stranger: So if you major in engineering, you only get engineering stuff, and additional stuff to start up a business of your own and such You: oh. here, everyone takes a variety of classes no matter what your major is. Stranger: Nope Stranger: set here Stranger: And I think that's a good idea Stranger: I find it kinda logical too Stranger: I mean, you pick one Major because it's interesting Stranger: Why would you want something totally else you probably won't use later on? Stranger: Besides, our "Majors" pretty much offer everything withing the Majors field Stranger: For instance Stranger: I do engineering Stranger: but I also get some Chemistry You: we have a huge problem in american high schools and colleges for that matter. we hire coaches who cannot teach anything other than how to throw a ball. then they end up teaching a class you are forced to take. You: some of the college coaches (in basketball and american football) make as much as the professionals Stranger: lol Stranger: Can't say much about public schools tho Stranger: *public highschools Stranger: I went to private school, mostly because most kids around here go to private (catholic) school Stranger: But it's just like any other school, it's not snobby or expensive or anything Stranger: and it's hardly catholic You: i went to a catholic school until i was 14. it did not help me for high school at al Stranger: Lol Stranger: you bad at school? You: i was average in math. alright in science. and excellent in history/english Stranger: Sciiience rules You: what bands do you listen to Stranger: Not into bands really Stranger: House and techno doesn't really have bands You: ah ok. chemical brothers? Stranger: I like those Stranger: but I don't have any favorite bands or anything Stranger: My taste in music is all over the map You: have you ever heard of boards of canada Stranger: Nope, sorry You: ah its chillout music Stranger: I search for it on youtube Stranger: but it would probably tell me that the content is available in my country Stranger: (for some strange reason) You: its a lot techno but slowed down You: *a lot like Stranger: Ah You: is there a good club scene in belgium Stranger: mmm Stranger: I'm not sure Stranger: there are some good clubs Stranger: But it's mostly dance and commercial drab Stranger: Rock and bands are usually for Festivals You: yeah i hear werchter is a good festival for indie bands Stranger: It is Stranger: Pukkelpop is now Stranger: 4 days Stranger: Home :: Pukkelpop 2009 You: hmm my bloody valentine! have you listened to them? Stranger: You: well there are many good bands. are you going to pukkel pop? Stranger: Nah Stranger: 1 Too crowdy 2 Too noisy (my ears are fucked already from going to parties and music) 3 It's basic a big lawn with puke on it Stranger: ow, and beerspills You: yeah thats pretty much all festivals...thats why people do magic mushrooms there so they won't notice the filth Stranger: We have one called Dour Stranger: it's basically a drugsfest Stranger: the music is kinda secondary Stranger: Anywayz Stranger: Kinda late Stranger: I'm off to bed Stranger: Was nice talking to yA Stranger: Byeee Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Damn 4 hours? I can't even talk to my real life friends over the internet for that long....I'd have to walk into the sunlight for at least 30 minutes after the first 2 hours lol.
Talk to strangers! Stranger: Osama bin Laden is my uncle. You: that's pretty awesome You: i actually helped plan the attacks Stranger: I wear a giant black blanket. Stranger: That totally... totes my goats. You: i wear a MAC-10 around my neck like it's a fashion statement Stranger: Then you're a twat. Bye. i must not be too good at this. EDIT: Stranger: hi You: howdy Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I tried it real quick. The first one was some dude saying he eats horse shit. Theres alot of trolls on there amirite?
What is this pathetic thread? YOU ALL FAIL >:c My longest omegle chat is still running, it's been 48 hours nonstop and counting. My starter was ingenious: "Only faggotss disconnect"
^ THIS. Basically. You talked to someone for over 4 hours? Holy shit, you must have a lot of time in your hands.
the last time i went there, i had a seriously awesome conversation with some chill ass chick from canada but then i accidentally hit the close button before i could get contact info never went back.
I was talking to some guy on omegle about all sorts of different subjects, philosophies, cultures, ideas. Then i started getting distracted and was like sorry dude i gotta go, getting really busy. (convo went on for about an hour off and on) When he left he said "By the way, I'm a girl" Its like the complete opposite of how cyber sex convos end. I even saved the convo cause that shit was epic.
This took a total of six hours from 2:30am in the morning GMT, to 8:30am in the morning GMT You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: hi Stranger: Hey You: asl? Stranger: 14girl usa Stranger: You? You: nice to meet you You: 17 male england Stranger: Nice to meet you too You: what brings you to omegle then? Stranger: Bored. You? You: same You: its half 2 in the morning over here lol, Stranger: Is it winter break there too? Stranger: It's only 6 pm here You: you west coast? Stranger: Yea! You: lucky guess Stranger: Yea kinda i guess. You: nah its early spring half term Stranger: Ooh. That's cool. What grade? You: me... for you it would be last year of high school You: here its called college You: thats before university (your college) Stranger: Really? That's really cool. You: its boring thats what it is Stranger: Hahah yea I heard you You: heard me? Stranger: I'm agreeing with you You: ah sorry, Stranger: It's ok. American confuses me all of re time too Stranger: The** You: so you would be... first year of high school? You: or last of middle school Stranger: First year of high school. You: it must be get the guess right day for me Stranger: Guess it is. You: so hows high school then? Stranger: Boring and pointless. But that's just how I see high school. You: thats how i found school when i was younger Stranger: How do you like school? You: meh, they fucked me over, so im bored of it now, but kinda a necessity Stranger: How did they fuck you over? You: basically we were doing the same as this other course, but then they changed our one so we get lower qualifications You: and to late to do other course Stranger: That really sucks. I'm sorry. You: nah, im going to do another course next year anyway You: and learn german Stranger: Thats good! Cool! I have a question that's probably really obvious. Are you on a iPod or iPhone? You: neither, a laptop Stranger: Really? You: yeah Stranger: Oh I thought I could only type people on other iPods/iPhones. Good to know thanks! You: alot of people only use ipods/iphones for text, because they can video on computers mostly Stranger: Ohh well I guess most people are smarter then I am You: you sound intelligent Stranger: I must be sick then You: you dont think your smart? Stranger: No I'm smart just a little special. You: same really, i do some stupid stuff sometimes Stranger: My life is based on stupid stuff You: oh yeah? whats the stupidest thing you've ever done? Stranger: Well one thing is I hit a cop with a piece of wood. It's not what you think thought. Stranger: Though*** You: lol Stranger: What's yours? You: that trumps me, i only dropped of a wall 15-20 feet tall, straight to concrete trying to look cool, squashed the tendons in my feet, couldnt walk for a few weeks Stranger: Hahah wow! Good job. I was shielding down a hill once on a pepsi sign and hit a car. Stranger: Sledding*** You: ahahahahaha Stranger: I was about 8-0 Stranger: 9 You: more than i did at that age Stranger: Yea.... I've always been a special child. You: ahahaha, well i got special... later Stranger: How? You: um.... i got angrier than most at less than most Stranger: Aww I'm sorry You: nah it was a good lesson, and i still got ok grades Stranger: Damn! Good work You: nah, easy, my high school (in a sense) was crap Stranger: Oh well then You: meh, well the area i live in is crap aswell, if you ever go england, london is the only place in the south you want to go Stranger: Ok that's for the advice. My sister(bestfriend) is moving to England soon. I don't know where but I'll worn her You: lol, well you can move south, but just not as nice. more civilisation and more thugs Stranger: She fit in then Stranger: She'll** You: ahahahahaha Stranger: Only joking... Kinda You: ahahaha, well a british thug is kinda different from america, none of them are actually tough Stranger: My friend is a whore in a way. You: ... You: not sure what to say to that Stranger: Hahahah Stranger: I wouldn't either. You: she acts it or she actually sleeps around Stranger: Acts Stranger: She's 14 too You: shes nothing compared to english teens... i know a 14 year old who has a 1 year old baby boy Stranger: Oh man! Now I'm the one that's speechless. You: yeah lol Stranger: Hahahaha yea. Your really nice for a 17 year old. You: thats an odd way to put it Stranger: Most 17 are kinda creepy in a way. You: well its the age that most are like "Shit im almost 18 and still a virgin ARGH!!!!!" Stranger: Hahaha so true You: i've just been raised to be polite and nice to people You: lol i watching a dancing dog Stranger: I'm watching two and a half men. You: thats a good show Stranger: Haha and funny Stranger: What's your favorite tv show? You: hm.... right now it would have to be 2 and a halve men (honest) but it used to be scrubs Stranger: Nice. Mine is NCIS. You: oh yeah forgot about csi:crime scene investigation You: thats on the list Stranger: I like csi and criminal minds and crime shows You: crime is a good subject, useually has alot of twists and turns, i hate predictability Stranger: Same. Last night I was watching one and at the most scariest part possible, my mom knocked on my door Stranger: And unwashed screaming so loud Stranger: Was**** Stranger: My phone makes up words cause it has spell check. You: ahahahahahaha Stranger: Yea and it was like midnight so it was super dark out. You: lol, way to scare me mom Stranger: Yea I was super pissed too cause I was also kinda half asleep. You: ahahahahaha, do it when drunk aswell, you might faint lol Stranger: Hahahaha I've had enough drunken days. Lol You: at 14? well i didnt start drinking till my early 17's but englands average is somewhere around 13 for drinkers Stranger: My family has lots of friends with parties. You: i got offered at 15 above but just didnt see the point Stranger: I only use to do it cause my ste Stranger: Step father use to abuse me. You: oh sorry to hear that Stranger: It's ok. I got a couple of punches in too. You: fair play Stranger: Yea I broke his nose and kicked him in places that don't liked to get kicked. And while backing away from my mom and I, he slipped and fell down the stairs. You: well hats how you do it You: thats* Stranger: Yep! I only see him when my little brother gets dropped off. He hates me Noe. Stranger: Now* You: well that shouldnt worry you should it? Stranger: No. But he lives right down the street. It's cool tho. He's in trouble with the police so much, he wouldn't dare touch me. You: my step dad has hated me before nearly broke him and my mom apart but we sorted it. and wow thats someone who needs to sort his life out Stranger: Before my mom and him got divorced, he was cheating on her. He abused my mom, my older brother and I for 5 years. One day my brother fought back and kicked his ass. And that's good that you sorted it out. You: yeah thanks... well im the eldest of my siblings, and i would get trounced by my step dad lol Stranger: Hahahaha. My brother only got a bruise on his arm, buy my step dad got a bloody lip and nose and his whole face was swollen. That's the day that my brother ran away at 16 and moved out three weeks later. That's was a dark year. You: sorry to here that... i couldnt leave a sibling behind in a house like that You: but im to hardheaded sometimes Stranger: Nor could my brother but my step dad called the cops on him. You: if he told the cops im sure they'd have belived him Stranger: Yea but he had angry problems and threatened to hit my mom with a golf club cause she wouldn't let him leave. You: ah... well this stuff happens unfourtunatly Stranger: Yea... I come from a special family. You: well dont go down the same road, yeah? Stranger: No I live with my mom and I'm movin into my grandmas this summer. Start a new life and keep out of trouble. You: good, at dont drink much lol Stranger: I haven't for 2 years. and I will never smoke. Stuffs nasty. You: yeah lol Stranger: Hahah yep. You: so other than that, hows life treating ya? Stranger: Really good. Good friends. How's life for you? You: good, not much happening but good Stranger: What's do you want to be when you get older? You: electrical engineer Stranger: Cool! You: you? Stranger: I want to become a Marine You: the army marines? Stranger: Yeah. I want to serve my country You: very patriotic, and i wanted to join the army when i was younger, but didnt go through with it You: thought about my future more and decided i dont want to get shot in a useless war Stranger: Almost every generation in my moms family went in Navy or Army. You: your mom too? Stranger: Hahah I don't want to get shot either You: yeah its harder for girls, you have a very tender bit that sticks right out You: a bullet would rip through both probably.... sorry if that puts you off Stranger: No my uncle, grandpa, great grandpa, and great uncle served. Most girls don't shipped off either. Stranger: Death is easier then living. You: then you havnt lived You: only those who havnt lived, say that Stranger: Yea that's true. You: dont give up on life so easilly, oh and btw getting your boobs blown off wouldnt kill you You: just a hell lotta pain Stranger: Hahahah good to know You: just pointing it out lol Stranger: I will remember that. You: ahahahaha, i can only imagine you in a battle like "protect boobs" Stranger: Hahahaha I would too. But then there would be a guy besides me saying" no boners" lol jk You: fourtunatly they stick closer (now i sound creepy) than boobs depending on size) Stranger: Unless you get turned on with boobs getting blown off then you might get targeted. Lol You: thats a turn of for me, boobs need to stay on a woman thank you Stranger: Like they were supposed to be. You: exactly Stranger: Now to think of it, that would hurt super bad! You: ahahaha they have alot of nerves in them, so they hurt more than other parts Stranger: Like someone asked" why did you get a purple heart?". You answer" by boobs got blown off" You: lol thats quite a funny, and disturbing, way of getting it Stranger: Hahah yea it is. You: did you know that boobs are basically big sweat glands You: hehe creepy fact Stranger: Yea trust me, I know Stranger: You: hehe Stranger: what time is it there now? You: 4, so we've been talking for 2 hours Stranger: Aren't you tired? I doesn't seem like 2 hours You: nah didnt get upp You: untill 12 Stranger: Nice! You: hehe my mom was pissed Stranger: My mom will come and lay on top of me to get me to wake up. You: ahahahahah Stranger: It's really annoying Stranger: And it hurts.....lol. You: lol i bet Stranger: Weird method of waking someone up. You: yeah Stranger: So whatcha doing? You: talking to you Stranger: Hahah that's all? You: yep Stranger: Nice! ...I'm surprised your still talking to me. You: its been a nice talk Stranger: Yea it has. You: we talked about quite a bit lol Stranger: Haha you know most of my life story. Lol You: well if i said i used to go private school, now you know mine lol Stranger: Haha yea I guess I do. Soo do you play any sports? You: i would play rugby if i had the time Stranger: Isn't that mix between soccer and football(American) You: um... not really. I think football is derived from rugby, and rugby is derived from soccor Stranger: Ohh ok. I think I get it. You: its football without padding Stranger: Oh I would die then. Haaga Stranger: Hahaha*** You: dangerous tackles (eg in the air and above shoulders) are not allowed Stranger: Lots of bruises and possible bones n Stranger: Broken. You: yeah Stranger: Guess that's why only guys play rugby. You: actually girls do too Stranger: Only the ones willing to get hurt and tackled You: usa dont do to badly if i remeber rightly Stranger: I woundnt know. You: nah its not a big sport over there, like cricket Stranger: That's with the hammer and balls with metal wires sticking out of the ground, right? You: no thats croquete Stranger: Ohh. I'm not very bright spmeti Stranger: I'm not very bright sometimes You: crickets like the foundations for baseball, but slightly different You: and more english Stranger: Ohh I think I've seen it but didn't understand it. You: its the ones with the sticks behind the batter Stranger: Yea yea I vaguely remember it. You: lol its only really played by old english colonies, except america Stranger: Huh. That's cool that they still play it. You: well its an old sport Stranger: Have you ever played it? You: i do sometimes, not often Stranger: That's cool. You: well its fun but only in small doses Stranger: Does it get boring if you play in often? You: um... tedious is the word, alot of running You: back and forth, back and forth Stranger: Nasty! You: long.... Stranger: How many basketball courts? You: ... oh no... i ment time wise, a game of cricket takes 4-5 hours Stranger: Ohhh got it. Damn! That's one long game You: yeah Stranger: I would sleep for 3 days after one game You: lol Stranger: And I would Stranger: Eat You: yeah we take breaks midway through for lunch lol Stranger: Ohh that's good. Past out with all of that running. You: ahahahaha You: the only sport i know where you stop to have lunch Stranger: Lol. Yea I don't know a sport where you actually get to eat half way through it. You: what kind of music do you like? Stranger: Umm almost all. You? You: same, if its cool i like it Stranger: Same. Yl You: YI? Stranger: It's the phone talking You: ahahahaha Stranger: It's retarded and has a brain of it's own. You: lol, i know the feeling Stranger: It's really annoying. You: nearly 3 hours Stranger: It's crazy. You: i know Stranger: I think it's my record for omegle chats. You: same Stranger: Yea and it's been a fun chat You: it has Stranger: I feel like I know you. You: i feel the same, i wonder why Stranger: I don't know You: ahahahaha Stranger: So what time does school start? You: 9 am Stranger: Lucky! You: lol you Stranger: 7:45 You: fucking hel thats early You: but i finish at 4:30 in the afternoon Stranger: Yea. First period I'm still asleep. You: lol Stranger: Yea I finish at 2:30 You: there's your answer Stranger: Hahah yea I guess my school day is shorter but I have basketball practice from 2:35-5:30 Stranger: Everyday You: well at least its funner than class Stranger: Besides all of the running. Lol You: ahahahaha Stranger: Lots and lots of running. You: god dam running Stranger: I wish running was never invented. You: lol but then youd walk through hail if you got stuck in it Stranger: Ooh. Good point. Stranger: Didn't think about that You: lol well i didnt untill just now either Stranger: I could live with the invention of jogging. You: ahahahaha Stranger: Lol jogging isn't so tiring. You: yeah sorry had to grab something to eat Stranger: It's ok. I would be hungry to if I was up at 3 talking to a stranger. You: ahahahaha You: its 5 over here Stranger: Oh my bad. Stranger: My math was off You: doesnt matter Stranger: Haha so you have school in 4 hours? Stranger: Damn! You should Stranger: Be super tired! You: nope, holidays are a pleasure arnt they Stranger: Holidays? When's a holiday? You: its a half term here Stranger: Oh yea. You mentioned something about that earlier. So when does school start up again? You: next tuesday for me Stranger: One day after me You: lol but i have mondays of every week Stranger: Well you suck! Stranger: Moving to England is sounding better and better. You: no, only my course is like that You: school at your age is pretty much the same You: just start at 9 Stranger: Oh I get it. It's better then 8 ish You: yeah Stranger: Hahaha so you get 3 day weekends? You: technically yes Stranger: Sweet! I'm so jealous. You: well you could do this course and move but i advise against it Stranger: Hahaha I'll take your advice. You: he he, join the marines like your dream, better than lame course engineering Stranger: Hahaha ok will do. Marines and not engineering. Got it. You: oh no engineering is good, just not my course lol Stranger: Hahaha ok. No courses You: lol Stranger: So do you have any hobbies ? You: Rugby, Anime (yeah i know), video games and hanging out (wow i sound like a nerd) Stranger: Haha that's ok. Stranger: Most of my friend are nerds. It's cool You: ahahahaha fair enough Stranger: Hahhaha. What type of video games? You: any that i like Stranger: Like what's your favorite? You: hm..... minecraft lol You: but in all seriousness probably crash bandicoot 2 for ps1 Stranger: Racing? You: no a fox is the main character lol Stranger: So it's adventure? Haha I like rock band and grand theft auto You: grand theft auto is cool Stranger: I like driving the cars You: i played the original and kept blowing myself up Stranger: Hahahaha I kill myself aloy Stranger: Alot You: same Stranger: I hate when gangs follow you. You: yeah, i used to make them fight each other in vice city Stranger: Hahaha nice. I get hookers to follow me and then cut there heads off. You: ahahahahaha Stranger: Chainsaw! You: Pistol to the head Stranger: Rocket launcher. You: but i blow myself up all the time Stranger: That's why you take a helicopter to a building top and aim down. You: oh thats fun but i suck at aiming and hit the very edge of the roof Stranger: Hahahahahahahah good job. Lolol You: thats how we roll Stranger: I would love to see that. Just getting to the top Stranger: And blowing yourself up You: ahahahahaha Stranger: Sniper is my favorite gun tho. You: thats always great fun Stranger: Until you have helicopters flying after you. You: then the rpg looks rather interesting Stranger: Grenades are fun too. You: useless against helicopters Stranger: True..... But fun with pedestrians You: oh the calamity Stranger: Can still get a few laughs out of it. You: gang fight, need to break it up? throw a grenade Stranger: I'll remember that. You: ahahaha Stranger: Even a hand knife is fun. I've gone up to a gang, sliced them up, and got shot......lol You: the police just dont understand do they Stranger: Nope. I hate when I steal a police motorcycle on accident. You: or when they pull in front of you and you hit them, then they chase you everywhere Stranger: Just because you back into them Stranger: Doesn't mean that they should chase you You: yeah lol You: 4 and a half hours Stranger: Just run into the water with 1-2 stars and they will go away Stranger: Damn were good! You: yes we are Stranger: World record hete You: ahahahaha that would be funny Stranger: Would be cool! You: longest 2 strangers have gone on omegle Stranger: Hahah and i never really go on omegle but I got the app today for my phone cause I was bored. Lol You: thats how we roll Stranger: I have a question. Why did you keep talking to me when you found out that I was 14. Most people end the conversation as soon as they find out I'm young they normally disconnect. Why didn't you? You: cause im not on here for talk with 50 year old men pretending to be young horney men You: im on here cause im bored Stranger: Huh. Well cool. You: like yourself right? Stranger: I'm not as bored as before but yea You: well thank you Stranger: Your welcome You: you cured my boredom aswell Stranger: Haha thanks You: no problem Stranger: Hehe Stranger: So what's up? You: not much, yourself? Stranger: Tv:/ You: fun, is about 10:44 over there isnt it Stranger: Exactly! You: woop, its my guessing day Stranger: It is. Better then mine. My guesses failed today You: like? guess my hair colour Stranger: Errr brown? You: yep You: and im not joking Stranger: Really? Stranger: Sweet. You: yeap You: it used to be ginger Stranger: Cooool You: meh, it changed before i started caring aout my hair Stranger: Thays cool You: what colours your hair? if you dont mind me asking? Stranger: Brown You: nice, you'll probably be really pretty when your older Stranger: Well thank you. That's really nice. You: well you play basketball, so you keep in shape You: and brown is a nice hair colour Stranger: Thanks Stranger: What color eyes do you have? If you don't mind me Stranger: Asking You: blue You: yours? Stranger: Brown Stranger: Brown hair blue eyes= really cute You: nice, i wish i had brown, cause blue can change easilly to grey or greenish You: thanks Stranger: Blue is really pretty though You: yeah i think so too, but has a high chance of changing colour You: well that makes 5 hours Stranger: Damn. Were good! You: yes we are Stranger: What's your favorite food? You: um Ramen sounds good right now, but it changes Stranger: It's dows Stranger: Does sound good You: hehe You: Btw im Peter, gone 5 hours without introducting myself Stranger: I'm Jeana You: thats a nice name Stranger: Thanks. I like your name You: well its not common, my name that is, ive only met 3 others, ones black, ones my teacher and the last is my grandfather You: so i keep the name pretty well You: Jeana is a lovely name, do you meet many with the same name? Stranger: I've only meet one Jeana because most people that have my name spell it Gina. I've only meet one who's my grandmas jewelry person. You: nice, keeping are names to ourselfs (mostly) since 1993 ans 1997? i guess You: or wont it be 96? Stranger: 1996 You: well i was close Stranger: Really close. Good job You: he he Stranger: So what's your favorite color? You: Red Black and white You: also my lucky colours You: yours Stranger: Fire( yellow+red+orange) You: nice choice Stranger: Yea warm colors You: mine are kinda random Stranger: They tr Stranger: Stupid phone! Stranger: They remind me of checkers. You: he he Stranger: Umm favorite fruit? You: lychee lol Stranger: I have no idea what that is. Lol You: Lychee - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia You: its a weird ass fruit You: http://spencercourt.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/lychee1.jpg You: a close up Stranger: I can't look it up or I will exit out. You: oh lol You: sorry Stranger: It's ok. I'll look it up later. You: ahahaha, its slimy Stranger: Huuuh sounds... Appetizing You: ahahahaha Stranger: Lolz You: well the household is waking Stranger: Wow. Cool! You: and i didnt sleep lol Stranger: Hahaha I didn't mean to keep you up. You: no problem i wasnt tired Stranger: Thats good. You: what about you? youll be going to sleep soon wont you? or do you stay up rather late? Stranger: I normally fall asleep at like 10 but I'm not that tired yet. You: he he, even though its 11:30 Stranger: Even though it's 11:30 You: lol its no longer guess work, i just take 8 hours of my time Stranger: Oh. That makes sense. You: he he, in the end its all maths Stranger: Hahaha true You: so the longest omegle chat ive found is 6 hours You: we're on 5 and a halve Stranger: Ok so hold on for a halve longer You: and then we've matched it You: and then you sleep lol Stranger: We got hang on. Lol You: ahahahaha 20 minutes You: talk about endurance Stranger: I could last way longer then 20 minutes You: same, but i might get called to walk my dog Stranger: Hahaha what type of dog? You: border collie Stranger: Awww there sooooo cute!!! You: my ones a nut You: but yeah i agree Stranger: Hahahah You: so Miss Jeana, i know all about you now You: lol Stranger: And MR. Peter I know a lot about you You: hehe.... it sound rather creepy cause your 14 lol Stranger: Lol it's ok. It's not like you can find me with color of eyes an hair. You: jeana, west coast, 2 brothers, favourite colours are red orange and yellow. You: lol but even that is not enough Stranger: Hahah wow you got me now Stranger: Lol You: not really Stranger: Haha kinda close You: the west coast is quite big lol Stranger: Really long too. You: yeah lol Stranger: Like what 4-5 states long Stranger: And like 2-3 states wide You: i dunno lol, actually thinking about it (creeping info incoming) i was concieved in boston You: ahahahaha Stranger: Hahah nice but that's the east coast You: yeah i know, but thinking about states made me remeber Stranger: Oh I get the connection. You: he he Stranger: Hahahaha You: this conversation went on a random course didnt it Stranger: Hahah yea. Just a little random. You: GTA, familly You: states, lychee You: lol You: the list in endless You: well sort of Stranger: Hahahah completely random Stranger: Oh and sports in there somewhere You: oh yeah, and women sports aswell You: school, england, your friend, the 14 year old mother Stranger: Hahahah can't forget about that You: thats how to have a conversation You: oh and asking me why im not a creep 17 year old You: creepy Stranger: Hahah the best Stranger: Hahahahahaha yea Stranger: And we had dreams in there to You: oh yeah, Miss marine You: that reminds me, Blown up boobs Stranger: And Mister electrical engineer You: you had to look back didnt you lol Stranger: No I had to plug in my phone. It's was gonna die You: ahahaha fair enough Stranger: Almost 6 hours of use You: you and your silly phone words lik YI Stranger: Hahahahahaha my phone talks. What can I say? You: im not sure what to say either You: 20 seconds You: lol Stranger: Lol You: 2 You: 1 You: YAY
yeah its fun, but i fucking hate all the pedos, how the fuck do you get horny from someone you cant even see typing fucking creeps
Stranger: hi 22 m any lady there! You: my balls are fat Stranger: ok suck it Stranger: hahahhaa Stranger: Your conversational partner has disconnected. Then considering this may be my best one yet, I left.