Crazy ass afternoon. Has this happened to you?

Haha I got baked one time and i had this stuff that was so dank i could stick it to a wall and it stuck. I had about 5 or 6 bowls worth of that, two beers and a thing of bacardi.

We smoked all of it ( It was me and another kid, I am a lightweight to! haha) We drank the bacardi and one of the beers (Because we forgot a church key and I tried to break it open like a dumb *** and it exploded.) But we were sooooo wasted. On the walk home I

was looking at the sky and it started turning purples, reds blues and oranges it was amazing. Then my buddy started "shooting" at cars with his machine gun and rpg. He was all like chu chuchuchuchuhcuhcuhcuchu with his machine gun hahah I was laughing and stumbling every were because I thought he was the funniest fuuckingg comedian in the world. He did it again and the car actually blew up. It was kinda scary. Then he took the

rpg and was like aight this is the rpg round two he shot a car and it blew up again. Then he was like I'm goonaa stab you and he didn't have a knife but he pretended like he did and he pretented to stab me and i actually felt it! It felt like if you took a bunch of pain killers and you were all numb but you still don't like the feeling something is giving you.

Its weird but its like even though I was numb I still didn't like how it felt for him to stab me. I was laughing my *** off though through the whole thing. Then I started to get the feeling that i was retarded and all the people in the cars were looking at me weird. I thought that I was walking how down syndrome kids do it was so wierd and i was laughing and then I heard this voice it sounded like my dads and my little sisters voice mixed





together but i couldn't catch what they were saying then all these pictures kept coming up in my mind and i focused and tryed so hard to remember them and find out what they were! I was so focused that we walked right past my house hahaahaha. Then when we got back we just layed down. Then my dad came in and I am sure he knew that we were wasted but he didn't say anything. He said my buddy had to go back to his house and my he was driving us. We were so ****** up we probably smelled like beer and weed and my dad had to drive him home! Scariest 20 minutes of my life. My dad dropped my buddy off at his house and looked at me and said your high aren't you. There was no way I could



say no because he knew. haha we were like nodding off on the ride home. so I was just like yeah! Then he was like "I am very dissapointed in you. You're gonna **** up your life" Hahah the rest went past in a blur I only remember my mom and dad talking to me for either three minutes or thirty minutes haha you can't tell. When they were talking to me I was laying all retarded and my head was like bobbling every were haha. The rest I was laying in my bed listening to music. Haha Overall that was the best but scariest


experience in my life. If i could remember it hahaha have fun! Oh and sorry for it being so long and having such bad grammar I didn't check it or anything.


THE END

P.S. Hey guys sorry about the wall of text I hope this is better. And thanks supercoco

Edited by iamwhitetrash, 03 July 2009 - 06:21 PM.
WALL OF TEXT!

ill be the first to say that your wall of text almost killed my eyes.

ill be the first to say that your wall of text almost killed my eyes.

second

second

third. i stopped reading after the part about the machine gun

third. i stopped reading after the part about the machine gun

i got to somthin about a church and stopped.

after seein that wall of text i didnt even read it :/.

after seein that wall of text i didnt even read it :/.

this.

lol i read a couple lines and it made no sense to me...so i stopped...the thread=fail lol

lol I read a bit, but then after reading your comments I forgot what I read.
oh well

I'm too high to read your wall of text. I owe you a reply.

par·a·graph (pār'ə-grāf')
n.


1. A distinct division of written or printed matter that begins on a new, usually indented line, consists of one or more sentences, and typically deals with a single thought or topic or quotes one speaker's continuous words.
2. A mark ( ¶ ) used to indicate where a new paragraph should begin or to serve as a reference mark.
3. A brief article, notice, or announcement, as in a newspaper.

tr.v. par·a·graphed, par·a·graph·ing, par·a·graphs
To divide or arrange into paragraphs.

I looked at post count, "1". I looked at text, a fucking "wall"

Then I saw machine gun and rpg, TROLL

T to the R to the O and the LL twins...

I looked at post count, "1". I looked at text, a fucking "wall"

Then I saw machine gun and rpg, TROLL

T to the R to the O and the LL twins...

T to the roll

You guys are all so cool telling him the same exact fucking thing

lazy fucks. that's not even tha tmuch reading. I enjoy the longer stuff. But this story was like WTF... I stopped reading when the machine gun started and blowing up cars.

this.

tldr -

2 beers + bacardi + weed causes OP to hallucinate more so than any acid I've ever taken.

You guys are all so cool telling him the same exact fucking thing

you are so cool for telling him not the same thing

i thought this was gonna be a story actually worth reading.