OMegLe PranKs

Omegle conversation log

2009-06-01


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Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: asl

Stranger: location = swizerland the other things do not interesting you

You: is that you david

Stranger: yes

You: wow i finally found you

You: im goen to tell everyone

Stranger: hehe

You: awesome

Stranger: what are you doing ?

You: nothen david jus been lookn for you for a few days

Stranger: wow

Stranger: nice

Stranger: hehe

You: yer its awesome that i finally foun you david

You: how ya been

You: long time aye

Stranger: im good thx and you ?

You: yer happy as

You: mad my day cant wait to tell all my friends i found daviv

Stranger: bad news for you sry im not david im kevin ......

You: you sure ya not david

Stranger: yes sry im kevin from swizerland....

Stranger: realy sry

You:
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Stranger: but one day you finde david

You: i was gona give this bak to you david

You: im done with it

You: ah you sure your not david

Stranger: im not david

Stranger: im kevin

You: no hang on im david

You: ;D

Stranger: sry my english is not very good i dont understand all things you wrtie :S sry

You: i think im david

Stranger: IM NOT DAVID

Stranger: IM KEVIN

Stranger: god damnit

You: its ok david you can tell me its ok

Stranger: how much times i must tell you that im not david

You: but i wanna tell all my mates i finally found you david

Stranger: oh fuck im NOT david

Stranger: NOT NOT NOT

Stranger: how can i show you that im not david?????

You: Only david would say that stop playing around david

Stranger: oke fin then im david

Stranger: lol

You: awesome thanks david

Stranger: lol you are an noob

Stranger: im NOT fucking shit asshole mutherfucking david

You: david when are you coming home david

Stranger: home???

You: i mis you

Stranger: i you not because i dont know you

You: well david davidson

You: how old is david now

Stranger: i dont e

Stranger: i dont know 5 ???

You: david stop being silly

Stranger: silly???

You: as in stupid

You: davids smarter than that

Stranger: oke then is david 90???? maby?

Stranger: i dont fucking know because im not david bitch

You: david man whore why call me bitch

You: deviate david its ok

Stranger: sry but are you a stalker or only stupid????

You: no i just been looking for david for days an i finally found him

Stranger: but im not david

Stranger: and now i go

Stranger: because im not david

You: you sure your not david

You: no wait im david

Stranger: im not david im KEVIN


You: Not kevin DAVID

Stranger: ohhhh. whats your name?

You: Daverrd

Stranger: and wehre you life?

You: an your david yer

Stranger: location?

You: im in davidland

Stranger: oke thx i call the police

You: ok david have a good day

Stranger: i uploading a virus if you dont lat me

Stranger: oke....

You: whats lat me mean david

Stranger: Download TROJANER / 50% /67./45

Stranger: TROJANER Download Compled

You: you are really boring david these days

Stranger: thx lol now you have a Trojaner

You: farkn geek muthafuka

You: what eva david its ok

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hilarious

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Stranger: hi

You: im stuck in my door way send help

You: Help

You: send help

Stranger: i cant help you

You: dam

Stranger: o yeah

Stranger: send it where

You: i cant reach the twinkie i jus dropped

Stranger: use your feet

You: im too fat to reach controll panel

You: i cant see my feet

Stranger: thats beat

You: its been years

Stranger: you are a fat slob

You: yer my doctor thinks i should lay off eating little people

Stranger: good advice

Stranger: eat dog crap instead

You: best advise since how to catch the neighbours cat for din dins

You: YUMS

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hahahaha wow i try to fuck with people and i end up having a conversation with them

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You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: whatsup
You: SEXY
You: want me to take you to the lost highway and play with your honkey tonkey
Stranger: maybe
You: asl?
Stranger: 18, f, finland
You: maybe you can tell me why my weed ran out
You: finland?!
You: really? my dads learning finnish
Stranger: you have used all of your weed
Stranger: is he any good?
You: hahaha not at all
You: he just started
You: were you born there?
Stranger: yeah i was

hahahaha wow i try to fuck with people and i end up having a conversation with them

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You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: whatsup
You: SEXY
You: want me to take you to the lost highway and play with your honkey tonkey
Stranger: maybe
You: asl?
Stranger: 18, f, finland
You: maybe you can tell me why my weed ran out
You: finland?!
You: really? my dads learning finnish
Stranger: you have used all of your weed
Stranger: is he any good?
You: hahaha not at all
You: he just started
You: were you born there?
Stranger: yeah i was

Haha i laughed so hard at your segway, i do that sometimes too

My only omegle pranks are really short conversations. It opens and I say;

I smoke weed.

Then BOOM, most people leave. But the people that remain are actually pretty chill. Try it sometimes.. Plus sometimes you get the weird guy that just tells you over and over that you're weird and horrible.

What exactly is this omegle I keep seeing - do you just chat with a random person?

What exactly is this omegle I keep seeing - do you just chat with a random person?

yea its just a random chatroom you should try it. its pretty funny

Haha found a blade.

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Stranger: she says, te amo
You: He says ,"Fuck off hoe, I ain't yo baby's daddy"
Stranger: maury POVICH
Stranger: WOOO
You: You got it
You: Stranger...
You: You ARE the father.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: fuck..
Stranger: there go my plans
You: It's cool bro, just take it easy.
You: Most babies only need a single stomp to the skull
Stranger: tru
You: Some sneaky bastards need 2 or 3.
Stranger: yea of course
Stranger: what do i do witht he body after?
You: I usually cut it into 3x3 inch pieces, get a nice sautee going and have infant chops for dinner.
Stranger: ooooooo
Stranger: your a better man than me
Stranger: i coulnt go that far
Stranger: i applaud you
You: Thanks
You: I've got many a child chopped under my belt
Stranger: impressive
You: I save the left foot of all them and am working on a baby foot necklace
You: I smoke weed.
Stranger: im high right now
You: Woah ho cool
You: I was going to but couldn't find my wallet.
Stranger: lol, damn
You: yeah it sucks
You: ever hear of Grasscity forums?
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: i go there liek everyday
Stranger: real life stories
Stranger: i read for hours
You: Really?
Stranger: lol
You: Same here
You: I'm on Pandora's box and RLS
You: usually
Stranger: haah! same
You: haha cool got a screen name?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: but i neevr post
You: Mine's Mariner Rox. Maybe you've seen some of my posts
You: oh I see
Stranger: im gonna look u up now lol
You: hahaha cool
You: Post a little. Get yourself known.
You: I went months without posting, then found an interesting thread and just kept going from there
Stranger: yea i think i will soon
Stranger: i jsut dont have anything exciting enough to post
You: I'm gonna post this in a thread

LOL. the first two was wierd, we said them at the same time.

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Stranger: I smell weed.

You: I smoke weed.

Stranger: what the hell

You: gc.com?

Stranger: that was weird

You: lol

You: yea

You: i read minds

Stranger: I can tell

Stranger: that was fucking weird

You:


Stranger:

Stranger: where u from

You: tn

Stranger: lol

Stranger: whats your name

Stranger: im from ok

You: john

Stranger: do alot of people in TN smoke weed

You: yesssssssssss

You: idk really

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Stranger: HELP!

Stranger: I NEED HELP!

Stranger: CALL 911 OR SOMETHING

You: im oll gregg

Stranger: DUDE SERIOUSLY.

You: ever drink baileys out of a shoe?

Stranger: YOU SEEN SAW SERIES? RIGHT?

Stranger: IT'S LIKE THIS BUT REAL

You: you kno me you seen my down stairs mix up

Stranger: I HAVE TO GET HELP THROUGH THIS SITE OTHERWISE i'LL DDIE

Stranger: I'M LOCKED IN A ROOM BY MYSELF WITH ONLY THIS COMPUTER.

Stranger: I'LL GIVE YOU ALL THE INFO, I JUST NEED HELP.

Stranger: PLEASE

You: easy now funny little man peach

Stranger: I CAN'T LEAVE OR I'LL DIE, SAME WITH DISCONNECTING

Stranger: CALL 911

Stranger: HELP ME

Stranger: I CAN GIVE YOU ALL THE INFO

You: ill help you mutherlicker

Stranger: THANKS.

Stranger: IT'S NYC

Stranger: SOMEWHERE ON THE DOCKS BEFORE CONEY ISLE.

You: ya like baileys mmm creamy creamy bage

Stranger: YOU DON'T GET IT!!!!

Stranger: I NEED YOUR HELP

Stranger: For reals....

You: i do water colors

Stranger: JUST FUCKING CALL!!!

You: i kno what ya thinkn here comes ol gregg hes a scaley little man fish

Stranger: JUST PICK UP THE PHONE AND DIAL 911 /B/

You: he dont kno me

You: you dont kno what i got im oll greeeeeeegg



Stranger: WHERE ARE YOU THEN? COME SAVE ME.

You: i got a mangina

Stranger: OR CALL THE MOTHER FUCKING COPS!

Stranger: HOLD ON WHILE I PLEA FOR ANOTHER PERSON, BECAUSE YOU DON'T HELP.

You: i got baileys im oll greeeegg

Stranger: BGRFVT45VBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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A Pranker tryna prank the pranksta

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Stranger: HELP!

Stranger: I NEED HELP!

Stranger: CALL 911 OR SOMETHING

You: im oll gregg

Stranger: DUDE SERIOUSLY.

You: ever drink baileys out of a shoe?

Stranger: YOU SEEN SAW SERIES? RIGHT?

Stranger: IT'S LIKE THIS BUT REAL

You: you kno me you seen my down stairs mix up

Stranger: I HAVE TO GET HELP THROUGH THIS SITE OTHERWISE i'LL DDIE

Stranger: I'M LOCKED IN A ROOM BY MYSELF WITH ONLY THIS COMPUTER.

Stranger: I'LL GIVE YOU ALL THE INFO, I JUST NEED HELP.

Stranger: PLEASE

You: easy now funny little man peach

Stranger: I CAN'T LEAVE OR I'LL DIE, SAME WITH DISCONNECTING

Stranger: CALL 911

Stranger: HELP ME

Stranger: I CAN GIVE YOU ALL THE INFO

You: ill help you mutherlicker

Stranger: THANKS.

Stranger: IT'S NYC

Stranger: SOMEWHERE ON THE DOCKS BEFORE CONEY ISLE.

You: ya like baileys mmm creamy creamy bage

Stranger: YOU DON'T GET IT!!!!

Stranger: I NEED YOUR HELP

Stranger: For reals....

You: i do water colors

Stranger: JUST FUCKING CALL!!!

You: i kno what ya thinkn here comes ol gregg hes a scaley little man fish

Stranger: JUST PICK UP THE PHONE AND DIAL 911 /B/

You: he dont kno me

You: you dont kno what i got im oll greeeeeeegg



Stranger: WHERE ARE YOU THEN? COME SAVE ME.

You: i got a mangina

Stranger: OR CALL THE MOTHER FUCKING COPS!

Stranger: HOLD ON WHILE I PLEA FOR ANOTHER PERSON, BECAUSE YOU DON'T HELP.

You: i got baileys im oll greeeegg

Stranger: BGRFVT45VBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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A Pranker tryna prank the pranksta

that.. was.. awesome.

the whole saw series reference, yesss.

You: Want some uggs?
Stranger: uggs sure thing
You: maybe even a prada bag?
You: give you both for $10
Stranger: I want a panda bag
You: they're legit too
You: want a panda?
You: like a real panda
Stranger: a panda bag!
You: cause i can get you one
You: koala?
You: 16 koalas?
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: panda bags
You: you want 18 koalas?
Stranger: I want those damn panda bags
You: why would you want 36 grizzly bears?
You: thats just crazy
Stranger: PANDAS!
You: 67 pandas?
You: so you want them uggs?
Stranger: A PANDA BAG!
You: the * is that
Stranger: A bag made of pandas
Stranger: Just a guess
You: jesus
You: thats not nice
You: so how about dem koalas?
You: ill give you 47 for $8
Stranger: I DONT WANT THSOE * KOALAS?! I WANT MY * PANDAFUCKING BAG
Stranger: MJ R.I.P :<
You: who dat who dat
You: i aint know who
You: you want some cats?
You: cuase i got bears
Stranger: PANDA BAG
You: want some yellow luggage?
Stranger: panda
You: ohh
You: 16 pandas?
You: full grown?
Stranger: 1 panda bag
You: If you buy some goddamn pandas you can make your own
Stranger: you dont got them?
You: yes
Stranger: Gimme sum
You: but i dont to give them to you
Stranger: Okok
Stranger: if I
Stranger: you know....
You: ooo
You: you wana buy some koalas dont you
You:
You: 18 koalas?!?
Stranger: *wink*wink*
Stranger: close
Stranger: giraffes
You: the * is a giraffe?!
Stranger: Giraffe - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
You: damnn thats a big cat
Stranger: it smells
You: ew
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You: weed
Stranger: yes
You: indeed
Stranger: yes
You: lol
Stranger: sup
You: sup
Stranger: nm u
You: hi as fuck wbu
Stranger: k
Stranger: cool
You: u smoke
Stranger: no
You: yes
Stranger: yes
You: are you david
You: ?
You: hellloooo davvviiiidddd
You: ive bbbeeeennnn llooookkkiiiinnnggg fffooorrr yyyooouuuu
Stranger: yes
Stranger: its me
Stranger: if you see a guy called steve
Stranger: tell him
Stranger: hes not getting his $500
Stranger: ok
You: i told him i found you
You: u should hide
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: where
You: ya no shit
Stranger: you sold me
Stranger: out
Stranger: you dick
You: im sorry
Stranger: how could you
Stranger: you broke my heart
You: it was my job
Stranger: you fuckin lando
Stranger: your job?!
You: dont yell at me!!!!
Stranger: how much he pay you
Stranger: HOW MUCH
You: He gave me a rimmer....
You: sadly
Stranger: arnold rimmer
You: and alot of weed
Stranger: arnold arnold arnold rimmer
You: and arnold rimmer
Stranger: ok
Stranger: thats ok
You: just to find you david
You: i had to
Stranger: well
You: im sorry
Stranger: i fooled him
Stranger: because im not david
You: butt he is on his way
Stranger: it is I
Stranger: JOE
You: Joe is not a real name
Stranger: no
Stranger: my parents were cruel
You: i named my left nutt joe once
Stranger: they wanted me to have a joke name
You: the right one is steve
Stranger: but they accidentally missed out the k
You: oh shit????
You: steve???!?!
You: ahhhhh!?!?!
Stranger: NO
Stranger: DONT TELL HIM SHIT
You: He has a whip and a dildo this time!!!!!!
You: ahahahahahaha
You: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: fuck me
Stranger: hes like indiana jones
Stranger: but with a whip
You: and a dildo!!!!
You: dont forget the dildo111
You: i wonder if he has a holster for it
You: maybe its gold
Stranger: hes got a holster alright
You: idk what to do david
You: help me
You: send helop
You: call the air marshalls and the aquatic engineers
You: hurry
You: DAVID!!!!
Stranger: IM NOT DAVID
Stranger: ITS JOE
You: HELP!!!!
Stranger: FFS
Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU HIGH
You: THE DILDO
You: !!!!!!
You: aHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ive called
You: david what should i tell him
Stranger: da police
Stranger: whats your address
You: he wants to know your location
You: wat should i tell him david
You: or the dildo....
Stranger: tell him
You: david please help me
Stranger: ill be
You: david hurry
Stranger: up his ass
Stranger: tonight
You: david but that will only inrage him
You: david he wants to come get you
You: he gon get ya
Stranger: i gotta go into hiding
Stranger: brb
You: no david i need you help
You: david???
You: DAVID!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: David is not here at the moment
Stranger: would you like to leave a message
You: david dont play thos games i know its you
You: haha
You: your silly
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: HOW DID YOU KNOW
Stranger: HOW THE FUCK
Stranger: YOU ARE TOO GOOD
Stranger: you should play some
Stranger: online poker
Stranger: at pokerstars
Stranger: .com
You: Online poker is for fruits who like to be in indiana jones's ass at night
You: soryy david but my boat dont float that way
You: i respect you tho david i really do
Stranger: why would you say that
You: you trickster you
Stranger: if you knew
Stranger: how many shitloads i was making
Stranger: you would be on the tables too
Stranger: TEN SHITLOADS
You: you kknow what we need to do david
Stranger: yes
You: do ya??
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
Stranger: YES
You: what
Stranger: no
You: david you play to much
You: im lost now david and its all your fault
Stranger: ok
Stranger: cool
Stranger: well
You: i hear a wood chipper david
Stranger: you should get off the meth
Stranger: turn off fargo
Stranger: overrated film
You: david are you listening i hear a wood chipper!
You: turn off your vibrator and listen
Stranger: i said turn off your fkin dvd
You: david!
Stranger: what
Stranger: how did you know
Stranger: that was on
You: david?
Stranger: yah
You: hey
Stranger: bye
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Stranger: hi
You: sup bz
Stranger: not much hun
You: hun?
You: you gay?
Stranger: no I am not
Stranger: I am a girl
You: nah
You: you're not.
Stranger: last time I checked I was, but if you insist
You: pics or it didn't happen
Stranger: umm
Stranger: would you like to see a picture of me
You: are you fat?
Stranger: no i don't think so
You: and i don't normally check out pics of guys
Stranger: hmm ok we've been through this i think
You: possibly.
Stranger: http://i23.tinypic.com/11qr2v9.jpg
You: how old is your sister dude?
You: i'm not a pedo or anything
You: just asking
Stranger: I don't have a sister
You: oh, was that your cousin then?
Stranger: no, that was me
You: you look pretty girly for a dude.
Stranger: you're so funny
Stranger: can we have a real conversation?
You: sure bro.
You: what's up?
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You: sup bro.
Stranger: cyber sex?
You: ...are you a guy?
Stranger: yes
You: then sure.
Stranger: u girl?
You: nope.
You: so you wanna start this?
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You: what music you listen to?
You: be careful of your answer
You: i'm extremely judgemental
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Edited by boomyo, 02 July 2009 - 10:39 AM.

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You: I smoke weed.
Stranger: ywah me to
You: really
Stranger: yes
Stranger: well, not RIGHT NOW
Stranger: but sometimes
You: yea
You: i love weed
Stranger: is pretty fun, yeah
You: im about to pack one
Stranger: do it!
You: im gonna
Stranger: bud or hash?
You: bud
Stranger: yeah, bro
You: sprinkled with keif
You: fuck yea
You: u know what keif is right?
Stranger: oshit!
You: hell ya!
Stranger: yah man, take it easy!
Stranger: how big?
You: .5 or .6
Stranger: haha
Stranger: where u at?\
You: usa
Stranger: ah man, i'm uk or i'da joined ya
You: lol]
You: dont u guys get glass weed?
Stranger: not where i live
Stranger: is dry as fuck around here
You: i hate being dry
You: hapilly im always juicy
Stranger: haha
You: yep
Stranger: well, i'll take a shot of whiskey fo' ya, enjoy your joint, man
Stranger: i'm going ta bed

I like to start chatting, say "23 hours. In 23 Hours you will see the Truth!"
and then disconnect

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You: DUDE!!
Stranger: ismo?
You: GNAA Last Measure Live! <--- (Last Measure link) DONT GO TO IT!!!
Stranger: OO ISMOOOO<3
Stranger: I missed u
You: i missed you too
You: GO TO THIS SITE!!!
You: GNAA Last Measure Live!
You: GNAA Last Measure Live!
You: GNAA Last Measure Live!
Stranger: ofC
Stranger: what is it?
You: its some nice pics of me
Stranger: oouu you're so cute<3<33<
You: yuh
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Wow, what a dick.

You: I smoke weed.
Stranger: I don't like weed
You: Why?
Stranger: It's bad for you
You: FALSE.
Stranger: Tell me what good it does to u?
You: Does it have to do good?
Stranger: Yea
You: Well, if you want to take that route, Marijuana can be used for many things.
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Edited by Sylvor, 04 July 2009 - 09:48 AM.

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!


You: does anyone in this cyber chat room smoke the substance marijuana?


Stranger: out of my ass


Stranger: it gets you higher faster


You: impossible, the thc in the smoke has to go to ur lungs, which is then sent to
receptors in the brian to get you high, SO the mouth is the fastest


Stranger: what if you stuck a tube up your ass, all the way into your lungs, and smoked a
bong with your lungs


You: unless you know how to inhale using ur asshole,,and enjoy excruciating pain


Stranger: i do


You: and im pretty sure the only way into the lungs is THROUGH the mouth through the
windpipe



You: unless im wrong idk


Stranger: touche


Stranger: you have defeated me, i submit to you, whatever you want


You: 100 pounds of pure 100% sativa


You: and a 100 pounds of pure 100% indica


You: that will be all


Stranger: and where would i deliver that to?


You: the white house



You: in washington d.c


Stranger: who should i ask for?


You: tell them its for "o-biggiy bama"


You: if u say obama...you will be eliminated, you gotta say o-biggity-bama


You: secret service is VERY particular


You: comprende?


Stranger: <.< yes master


You: DO IT NOW BEFORE I RAISE UR TAXES!!


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