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French Kissing My Mom?!? Seriously?!

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  • May 29 2009 08:07 PM
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Posted 29 May 2009 - 08:07 PM

When I was around 11 years old, I've been curious about how adults kiss on TVs and movies. A friend say that they kiss by slipping their tongue inside there mouth while they kiss. And I was kind of disgusted by it, but compelled to try. My mom was the type to kiss her kids on the lips while she put me and my little sis in bed, so when she tuck me in and kissed me, i slipped my tongue out, and my mom freaked out and pulled back. She said to me that I can't do that, but in the next couple of nights, I would always stick out my tongue when she kissed me, and my mom always pulled away. Finally, when she kissed me again, I stick out my tongue into her mouth, and this tim she didn't pull away, she ACTUALLY moved her tongue and our tongue kinda played with each other for 5 seconds. My mom then blushed and told me not to tell anyone or else she would never do it again. I agreed, and for around 3 years, we have been french kissing ever since. Even as far as a 10 minute making out session in bed and even when we're home alone together. It stopped, but I really missed those days.


A friend was telling me about this site. Its kinda like FML but the stories are more....erotic lol Expose Your Dirty Secrets!

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 08:18 PM

That totally reminds me of this

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 08:21 PM

Jokes website... Some of them are hilarious.

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 08:22 PM

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thast just wrong...

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 08:23 PM

every mother's day needs a mother's night!
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Posted 29 May 2009 - 08:23 PM

every mother's day needs a mother's night!

They should rename it all-up-under-the-covers day
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Posted 29 May 2009 - 08:27 PM

I'm stickin' that lady, where you came out as a baby. Ain't no doubt this fuckin shit is crazy, fuckin' each other's mommmmmmmmmms!! Because every mother's day needs a mother's night! Because if doin' it is wrong-- I don't wanna be right!

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 08:45 PM

i wonder if his mom was hot..

id be down for makingout with a milf.

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 08:48 PM

THATS SO GROSS! your dad kissed those lips...Dude a Wife with a husband who is cheating on him with HER OWN SON! lol...Maybe its just me but...Thats the definition of fucked up.

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 08:49 PM

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 08:50 PM

every mother's day needs a mother's night!


"If doing it is wrong, i dont wanna be right!"

haha andy samberg and justin timberlake are hilarious

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 08:51 PM

^^^
that is the sickest shit, i have ever fucking read. hands down.

french kissing your mother when you two are alone!? are you funking kidding me?
that would be something a serial killer writes in his first journals of his childhood, before he slaughtered his entire neighborhood. seriously.

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 08:53 PM

Most disgusting thing I've ever read. Seriously messed up.

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 08:59 PM

lmao that kid is one brave fuckin kid i find it halarious a mother seduced by a little kid and its fucked up when you think it over but w/e makes feel good

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 09:05 PM

lmao that kid is one brave fuckin kid i find it halarious a mother seduced by a little kid and its fucked up when you think it over but w/e makes feel good


fuck that shit! its not "w/e makes feel good"

when what your generalizing could be incestuous behavior.
just fucking sick!

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 09:05 PM

Puppy:

I read that.

Fuuuck.

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 09:06 PM

i read the whole page...and the guy that posted the :lossof virginity" has another story on the last page called "two for one"

theres actually a genre of writing like this..i just dont remember whats its called...sick none the less...

yeah..i said the last page....i read them all:o

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 09:12 PM

wow
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llol, kids. always trying to kill someone and dump them in a river..

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 09:12 PM

:eek:

Most disgusting thing I've ever read. Seriously messed up.

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omfg man you were right man i should have never read it omg that was the most disturbing thing i EVER FUCKING READ now that was just sick man idk how anyone would want to do this

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 09:18 PM

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ha. this websites awesome. haha. ;x




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