stoner sayings

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by mexicanmustache, May 17, 2004.

  1. Waaaaaaaaaaay Straaaaaaaaaaight.

    'Can I get a pour?'
     
  2. Nah we straight
     
  3. usually goes on about second time the blunt gets to ya

    * damn that was my high hit *




    after the blunt is out

    *im cured*


    weed or gas, weed or gas, .. fucking potheads
     

  4. hippopotamus is decent lol
     
  5. Seen any good midget porn lately?

    Or, If I feel entitled too.. I play this song and vigorously dance like an 80's person until stopped. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914]YouTube - ‪A-Ha - Take On Me (OFFICIAL VIDEO)‬‏[/ame]
     
  6. Look there's no need to crack the shit crust
     
  7. Dude do you have some tissues because I just shit my pants
     
  8. Ok, so my ex boyfriend, the dude I woulda married had I been straight, is this super quiet, man of few words, strong silent type right. We are sitting there blazing when I was 18 and he was 17, and all of a sudden he goes "Ding ding ding ding ding ding, ah ding ding ding da ding da ding"

    Was so funny since he's normally so quiet
     

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