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  • May 17 2004 12:19 AM
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Posted 17 May 2004 - 12:19 AM

u know that awkward feeling when ur baked off ur ass and u dont know what to say to ur friends sitting next to you. Well, heres a list of things to say; crumpet, oonca boonca, i'm hard (lol), weres the girls, i want kissie...lol
if u have some funny words or sayings add them to the list...peace out my fellow stoners
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Posted 17 May 2004 - 09:41 AM

soooo stoned...i always seem to say this

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Posted 17 May 2004 - 04:30 PM

yea boogers works try it out

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Posted 17 May 2004 - 05:07 PM

Saying something like "Damn, that was a good blunt" or "Shit Im so stoned" always gets the conversation started.

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Posted 18 May 2004 - 01:27 AM

"got anything to eat?"

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Posted 18 May 2004 - 01:56 AM

"insane in the membrane, insane got no brain!" yell at the top of your lungs

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Posted 18 May 2004 - 05:10 AM

Right when my friends and I finish the blunt someone always says, "That was some good ass weed"....then I bust out laughing every time...good times, good times!

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Posted 18 May 2004 - 06:46 PM

if you just make up funny words in your head like shwingading or booingywooingy youll laugh your ass off it's aloota fun try it out.

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Posted 18 May 2004 - 11:35 PM

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Posted 19 May 2004 - 02:56 PM

ima try the one with making somthing out in my head

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Posted 19 May 2004 - 07:19 PM

Schlong.

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Posted 20 May 2004 - 12:47 AM

lol... :D

naw, you gotta go to art galleries or to sum fukced up piece of art in the middle of the city and just stare at it and think "what the fuck is this and why is it here?" (sorta like what is the art supposed to be or mean) . you can get some trippy shit happening.

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Posted 20 May 2004 - 01:59 AM

Me and my friend always say "meet my mule, Huyuk" i dunno just a tradition it was on a tv show or something.

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Posted 20 May 2004 - 01:38 PM

I'm Skint!

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Posted 20 May 2004 - 11:09 PM

PIGEON! SQUIRREL! ARMIDILLO! and any other animals that have funny names.

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Posted 21 May 2004 - 09:26 AM

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Posted 21 May 2004 - 09:53 AM

So wheres the bong ,rotflmao.:D

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Posted 21 May 2004 - 11:13 AM

shclong wut the?

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Posted 21 May 2004 - 09:41 PM

i say random words sometimes... like wooden bridge... or stick... or 24... or goat...

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Posted 23 May 2004 - 12:46 AM

vegetation




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