One time me and a friend were bummin around looking for a hook for bud. We saw two women in a SUV parked in a parking lot, laughing hysterically. We figured they were high and wanted to ask them for a hook, but we hesitated. We kept watching them to see if they were smoking or not, and they noticed, and started watching us back. I figure, hey, their laughing too much, their high, and hell, maybe well get a random fling tonight cos they look interested. So we walk towards the car and we notice the women are pretty old... At this point its too late, so we go up to the window, and are about to ask for bud. The women then tell us they will pay us $50 and give us alcohol to fuck them. They were shit drunk, why they were driving i dont know. I looked at her, then her friend, noticed how fugly they were, and said uhhhhh, naw were good, and we walked off. As we were walking off they yelled "young guys!" in a condensending tone. ACKWARD.
Another time me and my friend were waiting at a crosswalk to cross the road, and a car pulled up near us. Inside were two older women, one was fat as shit and looked like she had downsyndrome, the other with a real weird face. They look over at us, we look at them and look away... When I glance back, they are still staring at us. For over 30 seconds they are just staring, then they honk their horn and signal us over to the car. I burst out laughing when I realized what they wanted, and we walked past the car.
Edited by Zepp, 21 May 2009 - 11:40 PM.