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Ways to store clean urine


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Ok, so I just passed my DT for my new job (fuck yeah) after 3 1/2 long weeks of not smoking. I've decided that to avoid situations like this in the future, I wanna freeze some of my now-clean urine in case I need to take more tests in the future. But I have a couple of questions about that.

First, what would anyone suggest for storage units for it? Also, how long is this urine good once I freeze it, providing it is kept frozen?

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That's not possible, I don't have any friends who I'd feel comfortable asking for piss who would test clean.

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Alright, ended up buying a couple 4 oz glass gerber baby food jars. Pretty cheap, like 55 cents, and could be used as a nice cheap, if a bit small, airtight stash jar for people in need. So I'm set on containers.

But I'm still curious about how long frozen urine will keep. Meaning, I could substitute it for a test and it'd test the same as new urine.

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No.
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this is bizarre, strange, and pretty gross.

It will take hours to thaw liquids, and your job probably wont accept a freezing sample of piss.


I would write more on this..but really...this is gross and...it's just sort of a matter of pride. some people just drink an expensive bottle of stuff that only occasionally works and try to flush the bad piss out of their system, and others keep a mason jar full of piss in their fridge, to stink up their other food and to collect mold. it's just a matter of preference i suppose. :rolleyes:

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The dealer on American Beauty did it, thats a moive though. piss tends to turn a darker yellow and turn to shit over time, because its sorta salty it might not freeze all too well, i wouldnt put it with my food either, just get synthetic urine

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Alright, first of all, to the people who say it's gross, I don't give two shits what your opinions are of the process. If it grosses you out, then don't come in the thread, I made the topic clear enough in the title. Plus, it's coming out of my body, and I think it'd be a lot more disgusting to handle someone else's piss as was suggested previously. It's my auxilary freezer in a jar inside a tupperware, not "contaminating my food" :rolleyes:. And I'm not asking you to help me handle it, so fuck off if you don't like it.

I'm not gonna spend $40+ every time I want to pass a test by using drinks that can be detected and synthetic urine that doesn't always work.

I'm just asking for an answer to a simple question, and again, if you don't want to help, then fuck off and don't waste GC's bandwith with your snarky responses. Thanks to those who have actually tried to help or offer advice.

Edited by np9330, 18 May 2009 - 10:36 PM.
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well sorry, i did research and your method can last it up to sixth months to a year
Q- How long do your clean urine samples last and how should they be stored?

A- Samples should be stored in a refrigerator. If stored for extended periods of time then they should be frozen. The integrity of our samples is ensured by our proprietary vacuum seal. As long as the sample remains in its vacuum seal it may be kept at room temperature away from direct sunlight for days at a time. It will be good for up to six months, in the vacuum seal, if stored in the refrigerator. If frozen in the vacuum seal, it can last for about 1 year. Once the sample is removed from the vacuum seal, it should not remain at room temperature for more than 18 hours. It will keep in the refrigerator, unsealed, for 30 days. In the freezer, an unsealed bag can last up to 6 months.

Edited by spazx, 18 May 2009 - 10:37 PM.


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You also still need to get the urine to keep at body temperature, and sneak it in at the same time, in all honesty I don't think it's worth the trouble.

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You also still need to get the urine to keep at body temperature, and sneak it in at the same time, in all honesty I don't think it's worth the trouble.


I disagree. I think that it would be worth the trouble if somebody wishes too keep their job. Out of curiosity how would you keep your piss at body temperature anyways??

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I disagree. I think that it would be worth the trouble if somebody wishes too keep their job. Out of curiosity how would you keep your piss at body temperature anyways??


That's kind of the point. Pretty much the only way to keep your piss at body temperature is to have it come out of your own body. I think the whizzinator accomplishes it somehow, look into that.

They check the temperature of the urine on drug tests.

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Of course you wouldnt hand in freezing or cold piss. If you know when the test is either get it out late the night before or early in the morning the next day depending on when the test is. You can get hunting hand warmers to help thaw it out and warm it up quicker. But be careful because the hand warmers can over heat the sample and cause it to be too hot.

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Well if it comes down to warming the piss, you can always use the method in the synthetic bottles, use one of those hand warmer packets. Only problem is in the synthetic urine kit it has a thermometor on the bottle so you know when its the correct temp

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I had to pass pee tests for two years in high school because of supervised probation. The biggest problem (that almost got my buddy caught cheating) is keeping the pee at temperature. But there is a simple solution. Since i never knew when my PO would show up to school, i would keep a small bottle of pee on me ALL OF THE TIME, in my pocket, touching my leg. My body heat kept the urine warm. But the cups that I had to use didnt have a temperature guage on it, so it was just up to my P.O. whether or not it was warm enough. Luckily my P.O. was a woman and could not watch me pee, but there were times that she would have a male watch me- who eventually busted me which caused the county to revoke my probation.

But for a job, it is easy. And if they try to have someone pat you down or watch you pee, tell them to fuck off and then leave with your dignity and privacy.

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I don't know why people don't think of this. Tape it to the inside of your leg, it'll stay body temperature as long as you have it there. Tape a clear rubber tube to your penis so that you can press on the bag your urine is in and it'll look like it's coming out your dick. Using this method, you could pass just about any UA unless they're 15 inches from your dick and manage to see the tube
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if it's a job test then i'd assume that they wont supervise you pissing. in that case, take a 4-6 oz eye drop container like Renu or whatever u got, and have the person piss in it for ya a couple hours before the test. tape that to your inside leg or stuff it under your sack. then just squirt it in the tube, give it to the person, go home and smoke a blunt




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