Stranger game

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by ArborVan37, May 14, 2009.

  1. So i finally found some weed.. I had a drug test 3 days ago for a job.. and now I got some weed and am feeling awesome. I have been sooo bored that passed few days !

    ok so anyway, I like to play this game on omegle the stranger chat site.. where I somehow try to get their email at the end.. I am usually successful. (like 8/10 times)

    check it!
    NOTE: everything I say in here is completely random high talk
    Code:
    Connecting to server...
    
     You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    
     You: hello
    
     Stranger: hi
    
     Stranger: what's ur name?
    
     You: chuck
    
     You: u?
    
     Stranger: and where are you from?
    
     Stranger: I am Jenny
    
     Stranger: in China
    
     You: miami
    
     You: florida
    
     Stranger: USA?
    
     You: yes
    
     You: u need money to fly to usa?
    
     Stranger: ?
    
     You: ill give you money to come here
    
     Stranger: what do u mean
    
     You: you just have to marry me
    
     Stranger: :)
    
     Stranger: to marry u? why?
    
     You: its a long story
    
     Stranger: I love China
    
     Stranger: it's ok for travel
    
     You: basically to get my fathers inheritance.. I need to get married
    
     Stranger: but not so good for permanent living
    
     You: so I have to find a wife
    
     Stranger: oh, u can find a Amercan girl
    
     Stranger: to be ur wife
    
     Stranger: what's ur age?
    
     You: no, i my father always wanted pure chinese blood back in our family
    
     You: 20
    
     Stranger: I think Chunk is not a USA name
    
     You: *chuck
    
     You: not chunk
    
     You: lol
    
     Stranger: sorry
    
     You: chuck is short for charles
    
     Stranger: oh, I see
    
     Stranger: I cannot understand ur father
    
     You: me either
    
     Stranger: why just Chinese
    
     You: because my grandma is chinese?
    
     You: idk
    
     Stranger: and you are so young to get married
    
     You: ya i know
    
     You: but he jsut passed away
    
     You: and its in his will
    
     Stranger: he passed away, ur grandma? 
    
     Stranger: I am sorry to hear that
    
     You: yes....
    
     You: so if you know of any single chinese women
    
     You: let me know ;)
    
     Stranger: what time is it in USA?
    
     You: 12:44
    
     Stranger: OK, but how can I contact with u?
    
     You: my email
    
     Stranger: do u have MSN?
    
     You: no
    
     You: i have yahoo
    
     Stranger: but I want to know, how do you deal with the girl if she will be ur wife?
    
     You: what do you mean?
    
     Stranger: after she become ur wife
    
     You: well, i guess give here some of the money.. or stay married?
    
     You: *her
    
     Stranger: you don't love the girl, and you get married just want the inheritance, right?
    
     You: yes
    
     Stranger: so if u got the inheritance, you give money to the girl, and split out
    
     You: yes
    
     Stranger: is this what your opionion?
    
     You: we would have to discuss it
    
     You: but ya
    
     You: you have to marry me for atleast a year though
    
     Stranger: it's an injury for Chinese
    
     Stranger: I am not happy to hear what you said
    
     You: why
    
     Stranger: we should marry for love, but not other things
    
     You: why
    
     You: marriage means nothing
    
     You: its only a title.. for tax benefits
    
     Stranger: I think it's insulting for marriage if you just want money
    
     You: true love is being with someone
    
     You: not marriage
    
     You: marriage is nothing
    
     You: a piece of paper
    
     You: thats what marriage is
    
     Stranger: no
    
     Stranger: I don't think so
    
     You: why
    
     Stranger: I am sorry
    
     You: are you religious?
    
     Stranger: no
    
     You: well then why respect marriage so much?
    
     You: its all "for god"
    
     You: a priest does the thing!
    
     Stranger: I think marriage is an important thing for our life
    
     You: its all religion based
    
     You: it means nothing
    
     Stranger: so I take it seriously
    
     You: what about marriage is important?
    
     You: help me understand where you are coming from..
    
     Stranger: china
    
     You: ok
    
     You: what about it
    
     Stranger: what?
    
     Stranger: about what?
    
     You: help me understand where you are coming from, in the fact that you think marriage is important..
    
     Stranger: ok, I will tell u later
    
     Stranger: but now I need to leave
    
     You: why
    
     Stranger: as I need to go asleep now
    
     You: ok
    
     You: can I have your email?
    
     Stranger: you can give me ur email
    
     You: ####i@rocketmail.com
    
     Stranger: and I will send email to u later
    
     Stranger: ok, to prevent sending wrong person
    
     Stranger: I will give me mine
    
     Stranger: j####@hotmail.com
    
     Stranger: I must to leave now
    
     Stranger: see u!
    
     You: see ya
    
     Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    
     
     
  2. lol its so fun
     
  3. fucking priceless... haha.
     

  4. LOL i know! I dont think they had any idea what I was talking about.. Probably using a translator
     
  5. Hahaha! I love Omegle, best shit ever to mess with random people and get away with it!
     
  6. This shit is fun.
     
  7. LOL this made me laugh so much
     
  8. UPDATE:

    Stranger: hi
    You: Hey
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 65/F/UK
    You: you?
    Stranger: ím a female to so bye
     
  9. You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    You: my room smells funny
    Stranger: you pissed or..........
    You: no
    Stranger: then
    You: i just think i left the black and mild still burning in my pocket though
    Stranger: don't make me horny
    You: i'll try not to
    You: so how are you today?
    Stranger: horny
    Stranger: am naked lying in my bed
    Stranger: waiting for someone
    You: ah
    You: im sober
    You: waiting on my drug dealer to get here
    Stranger: aahh
    You: gonna get me a gram of molly and a half of some dank
    Stranger: wow

    this person is weird
     

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