Pot ettiquette and douchebag stories

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by alesto, May 6, 2009.

  1. So, marijuana ettiquette, douchebags =/

    I'm pretty new to these forums so I thought it would be a nice gesture to start up a discussion thread on something I rarely hear about. Smoking ettiquette between smokers and how some people just completely ignore even the most basic common sense and politeness, and for those guys, they earn the special unique title in my book of being a complete douche. And everyone has met those types of guys when you've been smoking, and everyone has one or two interesting stories about those guys who just cant seem to be cool.

    Ill start with an interesting story, this is a firsthand account from my pet cyborg crimefighting badger and totally not me.
    Note from my cyborg-pirate-pet-badger-that-totally-isnt-really-me : I tried to make the story as accurate as I remember it, I even called up frank for some details on it but its fairly hazy and if any of the dialogue seems a little off, i tried my best to make it and the train-of-events as accurate as i could, im not particularly good at grammar or storytelling though. (i've looked this over probly a dozen times to make sure ive gotten it right but if i catch any holes ill try to edit it accordingly)


    anyways. do any of you guys have any of your own douchebag stories or stuff that you know about pot ettiquette?
     
  2. :hello:

    Great story, had everything,

    Weed, beer, girls, karma, even a fight scene
    +rep my friend.
     
  3. thanks man! :D


    that made my day
     
  4. I don't read things written by cyborgs.
     
  5. lol if i were you i never would have let him take my bowl of headies with keef on top of it...i probly would have gotten in a fight with him too, especially after bullshit like that...doesnt matter if ur the host, it doesnt give you a right to be an asshole. I would have kicked his ass long before that, especially if almost no one at the party knew me lol
     
  6. Excellent story my friend, I've had my share of raiding refrigerators and not tolerating douchebags.
     
  7. Agreed, a great stoned read.
     
  8. very good story op, yup ive had my encounters like that. just gotta get em back were it hurts, the fridge!!!
     
  9. great story, man!
     
  10. I would have left. It's that simple.
     
  11. you must be the nicest guy on earth.

    i would have straight murdered that douchebag.
     

  12. Thisssss
     
  13. burn this motherfucker down!!!!
     

  14. Having massive quantities of good bud helps :p
     
  15. that dude sounds like a MOTHERFUCKING TOOL/DOUCHEBAG.
    you my friend are a saint for tolerating him for as long as you did.
    i'm certainly glad he got what he deserved in the end, as did you :D
     
  16. I agree, I really really agree. I was in the middle of taking a bong rip and actually laughed so hard at the end that I managed to inhale a full mouthful of water. +rep for managing that one.

    You are seriously a ridiculously nice guy, I would've probably told him I'd jam my 'fancy grinder' somewhere not so nice if he didn't lay off & if he didn't like my mids i'd be more than willing to take em back.
     
  17. haha, oh wow

    yeah, it sucks but theres always one or two guys like that in every town =/
     
  18. I was praying you guys got the beer out of the fridge and dipped when everyone was parting ways to avoid the police :D

    thats definatly my mantality.
     
  19. #19 CjX, May 6, 2009
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    If the story is from your chea-pet whatever, why is it telling it from your perspective?

    The whole thing threw me off, reading a first person story in a third person sense.


    Anyway, I've had people try to pull this shit on me before, I just leave.
    There's no point in staying at a party were everything you do, is a favor to the host, and he expects you to pay it back in weed.

    I'm not gonna load anyone a bowl that I'm not taking hits off of.

    I woulda just took a beer out of the fridge and started drinking it. If he said anything, I'd be like "well I loaded you that bowl with keif, so we're good." Don't even wait for his opinion, just "we're good". A beer is not worth a bowl.
     
  20. yeah, i figured the quotations would help with the 1st person perspective
     

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