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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:09 PM

So I wanna fuck this girl with my strap on. Problem is I have no idead what I'm doing and that makes me feel awkward.

Anybody here done it?

Or guys wanna give me some tips?

I'm so unfamiliar with the male anatomy that I almost don't even know where the dam thing is suppposed to hang.


Ugh.... what a mess........
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:10 PM

Watch some porno, seriously.

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:15 PM

^best advice

google images helps too

or google: how to use a strap on

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:16 PM

Oh i have been....

but porn sucks.

especially girl/girl porn.

not realistic.....

i still watch though. i get the idea with the actual fucking.... just not sure what should all be between me putting it on and me "beating it out of the frame" so to speak.


I suppose she will tell me.....but I like knowing what to do...

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:18 PM

Send me a video of your technique so far.

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:19 PM

LOL OK I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THIS.

Weirdly enough.

Put it on, the straps usaully go under and over your ass cheeks.

IF it comes with one, insert the dildo in your vag.

tighten it.

Insert it in your GF, fuckfuckfuck, switch positon's.

Cum.

Repeat.

http://lesbianlife.a...owToStrapOn.htm

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:19 PM

lol.... sure.....


All my good skills are in my mouth......

I'm working on the other stuff.

I think I'm nervous.. I'm not usually nervous about anything sex related....

maybe because I have a reputation to uphold......

as god with a lowercase "g"

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:20 PM

Insert it in your GF, fuckfuckfuck, switch positon's.

Cum.

Repeat.



lol....... i like that one.......

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:20 PM

yea porno's will be your best bet because ive never used a strap on so its hard to call lol.....im pretty sure if u buy one of those things they prolly come with instructions like condoms lol.....and believe me once u got it on and in the moment ...u will kno what to do...its natural.

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:22 PM

It's really not that hard, In and out... in and out... oh God yes... OH YES MORE MORE HARDER HARDER :love:

And that's it.

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:23 PM

having a plastic dick after 22 years without one doesn't feel natural at all... lol....

i had a more experienced lez friend tell me to try wearing it under my pants to get used to it...




That didn't work so well. Its hard to function with a 8" raging hardon that will NEVER go away.

I feel for you guys...... i do.....

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:24 PM

having a plastic dick after 22 years without one doesn't feel natural at all... lol....

i had a more experienced lez friend tell me to try wearing it under my pants to get used to it...




That didn't work so well. Its hard to function with a 8" raging hardon that will NEVER go away.

I feel for you guys...... i do.....

More like 12", but im glad someone understands.
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:24 PM

lol....... i like that one.......




Weirdly enough i have experience putting them on a girl. Dont worry, there all kinda nervous at first.
ONce you too really get into it it will be awesome thou.
Doesnt mean you cant pull it out, and quicky move your head back down there.

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:29 PM

Send me a video of your technique so far.


Yeah me too


On the porn thing id say watch ameatur from afar camera angle. POV isnt going to help you. Make one of your guy frineds day and have him join.

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:45 PM

Make one of your guy frineds day and have him join.



ewww... no

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:54 PM

i'd say it depends whether your lookin for passionate love making or raunchy in and out porno sex.

personally i think it's awkward to be jack hammering on a chick when you could be laying real close kissing on her neck and whatnot. in my experience it feels better for the guy as well as the girl to get in there deep so your penis is hitting the g-spot while your front is sort of working the clitoris.

i just think porn has made sex somewhat unrealistic. it seems like there are just stock "moves" people are always trying to pull that involves a lot of boob grabbing and jack hammering rather than passionate caressing and mutual "copulation" if you will.

i don't want a chick to just lay back while i throw my dick in and out..i'd much prefer a loving embrace of the two organs to be worked from the hips.

i hope i made some sense lol. i'd say having a penis is pretty close to a strap on except you won't have to worry about coming before your partner:p
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 06:06 PM

are you a hot lesbian or a fat, nasty, butch one?

Offensive language will not be tolerated. Clean up your posts. - chillax

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 06:08 PM

are you a hot lesbian or a fat, nasty, butch one?


lol..........

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 07:47 PM

are you a hot lesbian or a fat, nasty, butch one?



Ummm excuse me??


1. Butch can be very hot.... idiot.

2. You are an idiot.

3. Are you a stupid balding, sweating, hairy breeder man or one that has a brain and actually deserves to be allowed in public?

4. Dick.

I know you're just responding to the BS but report it and let us handle it rather than risk your membership with name-calling. *RMJL

Edited by RMJL, 25 April 2009 - 01:35 PM.

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 07:53 PM

are you a hot lesbian or a fat, nasty, butch one?



Ummm excuse me??


1. Butch can be very hot.... idiot.

2. You are an idiot.

3. Are you a stupid balding, sweating, hairy breeder man or one that has a brain and actually deserves to be allowed in public?

4. Dick.


This is soo funny it made me spill my coffee


BTW.....maybe you can't fuck w/a strap-on, but you fucked him pretty good.
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