Jump to content

The Grasscity Magazine Launch

Your new #1 Marijuana Resource, check it out and Disqus(!) Grasscity Magazine, share the love blades!


Drug detection time calculator

  • by AimedForDeath
  • Apr 02 2009 11:43 PM
  • 25 Replies
  • Please log in to reply
  • Banned

  • AimedForDeath
  • Banned by Moderators
  • 7,079 posts

Posted 02 April 2009 - 11:43 PM

hey blades, i've been trying to find either a web-based or downloadable drug detection time calculator.

i.e. you input your frequency of use, height, weight, age, ect ect ect and it gives you the most likely answer to the detection time.

Anyone know where to find one? I've been searching all day and have come up empty handed. I know they are around because I used one a year or two ago while on probation.
Replies (25)

  • Registered User

  • ChillnSmoke
  • Users Awaiting Validation
  • 1,221 posts

Posted 02 April 2009 - 11:47 PM

http://www.shareware...load_58109.html :D

  • Chava Chevere

  • Dennny
  • Registered Upgraded
  • 340 posts

Posted 02 April 2009 - 11:51 PM

This?..
Go down to TCH Calc
http://www.drugs-pla...m/downloads.htm

  • Banned

  • Smokeitdown
  • Banned by Moderators
  • 4,797 posts

Posted 02 April 2009 - 11:51 PM

http://www.drugs-pla...m/downloads.htm

I found this, I used it a while back and while somewhat informative, I don't think its extremely accurate, hope it helps.. it's the thc calculator download on the bottom of the page.

Also, found this with a quick search, its some java based thing where you input your day to day smoking for however long that you can remember, the past day, week, month, w.e. Then it tells you approx. where your levels are at detection wise.

http://best4drugtest...calculator.html

  • Registered User

  • ChillnSmoke
  • Users Awaiting Validation
  • 1,221 posts

Posted 02 April 2009 - 11:54 PM

Ehh, sorry, I didn't know that mine was a fucking screen saver.

  • Banned

  • AimedForDeath
  • Banned by Moderators
  • 7,079 posts

Posted 02 April 2009 - 11:58 PM

http://www.shareware...load_58109.html :D

Kind of, but it doesn't seem to work

This?..
Go down to TCH Calc
http://www.drugs-pla...m/downloads.htm

Something like this, except this is only a basic concept, im looking for one where you input your features like height and weight n age n all that jazz. I'm trying to see if i'll be able to smoke at some point during my probation

  • Banned

  • Smokeitdown
  • Banned by Moderators
  • 4,797 posts

Posted 03 April 2009 - 12:02 AM

Kind of, but it doesn't seem to work


Something like this, except this is only a basic concept, im looking for one where you input your features like height and weight n age n all that jazz. I'm trying to see if i'll be able to smoke at some point during my probation


Have you looked into the system clean drinks? I was on probation a year or so back, and drank one before each test I had (3 total) and passed all three. I had smoked a week before one of them, and a few days before the others. The one I used was called "Formula 420 Body Cleanse" or something like that. It's creatine based I believe, but completely cleans up your urine an hour after drinking for 4+ hours.

Edited by Smokeitdown, 03 April 2009 - 12:03 AM.


  • Banned

  • AimedForDeath
  • Banned by Moderators
  • 7,079 posts

Posted 03 April 2009 - 12:06 AM

Have you looked into the system clean drinks? I was on probation a year or so back, and drank one before each test I had (3 total) and passed all three. I had smoked a week before one of them, and a few days before the others. The one I used was called "Formula 420 Body Cleanse" or something like that. It's creatine based I believe, but completely cleans up your urine an hour after drinking for 4+ hours.

Yeah, my local headshop sells Vale Triple Strength for $30, but I don't want to smoke regularly, only one time every few months, I can't fuck my felony probation up, they'll lock me up for a long time. I just figure if I can get a calculator and its a week or less for sure, I might smoke in the up coming future.

  • Banned

  • Smokeitdown
  • Banned by Moderators
  • 4,797 posts

Posted 03 April 2009 - 12:09 AM

Oh shit true that, forgot about your situation from that other thread. Well, its something to seriously look into, I mean, even if you do smoke just once, and you're pretty sure it is out of your system, dropping 30 bucks to be positive is not a waste. You can enjoy your toke and feel confident that you'll pass. I can honestly say it worked freakin perfect for me. And I was totally skeptical too.

edit:

I'd imagine if you only smoked ONCE every four weeks or so during the probation, you could definitely fly by with a one week half-life, as long as you have a semi quick metabolism and drink a lot of liquids. Not overkill, just drink the recommended 6 glasses of water a day or so. It really does work wonders.

It's something I tooled around with quite a bit lol. I had 2 years of probation and took 9+ tests. I was always smoking, just toned it down or had those drinks on hand. My first PO was lax about it, female, let me fail a few tests and didn't screw me over. But my second was a prick, tested me often, and was a real asshole for sure.

Edited by Smokeitdown, 03 April 2009 - 12:13 AM.


  • Senior Member

  • DemiseInDisguise
  • Registered Upgraded
  • 2,666 posts

Posted 03 April 2009 - 12:53 AM

You're on probation and you want to smoke... hmm....

  • Banned

  • Smokeitdown
  • Banned by Moderators
  • 4,797 posts

Posted 03 April 2009 - 12:57 AM

You're on probation and you want to smoke... hmm....


I'd say thats a pretty good summary of what he's getting at man.

But for real, yes, some people choose to smoke up a bit on probation. Some of us feel its ridiculous to have to wait a year or two just to puff a little ganja because of some bullshit.

  • Senior Member

  • DemiseInDisguise
  • Registered Upgraded
  • 2,666 posts

Posted 03 April 2009 - 01:16 AM

I'd say thats a pretty good summary of what he's getting at man.

But for real, yes, some people choose to smoke up a bit on probation. Some of us feel its ridiculous to have to wait a year or two just to puff a little ganja because of some bullshit.


Don't get me wrong, I think it's BS too. But the whole reason AFD is in this mess is because he violated his probation in the first place. Then he bitched up a storm because he has to pay 7500 bucks by the beginning of next year. Now he is saying he can get sent to prison for a long time if he gets busted. It may be bullshit, but it's definitely not worth it.

  • Registered User

  • kenshinsd
  • Registered Upgraded
  • 139 posts

Posted 03 April 2009 - 01:43 AM

AFD get a whizzinator and clean piss.

  • Banned

  • AimedForDeath
  • Banned by Moderators
  • 7,079 posts

Posted 03 April 2009 - 02:01 AM

Don't get me wrong, I think it's BS too. But the whole reason AFD is in this mess is because he violated his probation in the first place. Then he bitched up a storm because he has to pay 7500 bucks by the beginning of next year. Now he is saying he can get sent to prison for a long time if he gets busted. It may be bullshit, but it's definitely not worth it.

I think you need to not make your own assumptions of my situation.

I infact did NOT violate my probation. I caught a felony charge and am now on felony probation. If I violate I can be sent back for a max of 9 months. IF I catch another felony charge WHILE ON probation, they will say fuck it and send me to prison.

There, I set the shit straight.


Oh by the way, I'm still looking for a calculator.

  • stoner

  • hobobob
  • Registered Upgraded
  • 964 posts

Posted 03 April 2009 - 02:53 AM

ya i nead one too i got a home drug test comin up, i heard niaccin changes your specific gravity (or somethin like that) which my test does test for.(first check)

  • Bronze member

  • LegalizeTheHerb
  • Bronze Member
  • 711 posts

Posted 03 April 2009 - 02:58 AM

I think you need to not make your own assumptions of my situation.

I infact did NOT violate my probation. I caught a felony charge and am now on felony probation. If I violate I can be sent back for a max of 9 months. IF I catch another felony charge WHILE ON probation, they will say fuck it and send me to prison.

There, I set the shit straight.


Oh by the way, I'm still looking for a calculator.


Damn dude, I wouldn't smoke. Is it worth going to prison over?

  • Banned

  • AimedForDeath
  • Banned by Moderators
  • 7,079 posts

Posted 03 April 2009 - 03:07 AM

Damn dude, I wouldn't smoke. Is it worth going to prison over?

I wouldnt go to prison for a violation, just County.

  • Bronze member

  • LegalizeTheHerb
  • Bronze Member
  • 711 posts

Posted 03 April 2009 - 03:13 AM

I wouldnt go to prison for a violation, just County.


County? I don't understand what you mean.

  • T.R.A.P.S.T.A.R.

  • heated
  • Registered Upgraded
  • 732 posts

Posted 03 April 2009 - 03:16 AM

County? I don't understand what you mean.


jail..

  • Banned

  • AimedForDeath
  • Banned by Moderators
  • 7,079 posts

Posted 03 April 2009 - 03:17 AM

County? I don't understand what you mean.

Prison is the big house, then Pen.

County is just jail.




1 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users

© Copyright 1999 - 2015 420Network BV | All rights reserved