me and my girlfriend had a pint, and i smoked a few bowls, and we decided to have sex outside. it was the first time i ever did anything like it, but it was really nice, other than having to lay on my coat in woodchips, and it was really bright on my face.
she was riding me, and some freshman at the highschool she goes to walks by. Shes also a peer mediator, and he happens to be one of the kids that she mediates.
turns out hes kinda slow and he has a stalking problem, and my girlfriend says he walks around the halls yelling and making noise for attention (confidential, my ass..).
anyways i have NO idea how long he was watching, couldent have been more than 5 minutes, because when we changed positions i checked, and all of a sudden, a weird nerdy looking kid walks by like
"why are you fucking her, i know her",-kid
"get the fuck outta here kid damn"-me
"we should stop now"-girlfriend
i was still fucking her, aha. anyways..
"hey wanna video it??"-me
the fucking kid turns around and gets his phone out, what the hell is wrong with kids these days...
"get the fuck outta here now"-me
by now i wasnt hard anymore, and i was getting close too. it was such a nice day. honestly being drunk really took the akwardness out of it, but it was a total BUZZKILL. if i was a little kid and i seen people fucking id go the other way.
THIS KID decides he wants to talk to us, and we just got our clothes on, he was just standing a little ways down the trail looking in the opposite direction for a while, then he came back..
"hey man dont tell anyone about this shit, shes my girlfriend, i dont want people to think shes a slut or anything"-me
he kept following us for a few seconds, until i told him to get the hell outta here.
anyways it was pretty lame because i got soft then i had blue balls really bad. pissed me off too.
Outside sex is amazing by the way, but watch out for people.
Edited by gnarkill, 25 March 2009 - 12:42 AM.
i was high when i typed it and it didnt make sense