I'm actually making a karaoke video for someone to 'sing along' as a prank. It took me like 3 hours to transcribe the lyrics haha Look.. If you had, MOM'S SPAGHETTI! Would you capture it? Or just let it slip? Yo. His palms spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti There's vomit on his sweater, spaghetti, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti To drob bombs, but he keeps on spaghetti what he wrote down The whole crowd goes spaghetti, he opens his mouth but spaghetti won't come out! He's chokin', how? Everybodies chokin' now, spaghetti's run out, times up, over, bloah! Snap back to spaghetti, oh there goes spaghetti, oh there goes spaghetti, bloah! He's so mad but he won't give up spaghetti, no he won't have it He knows he keeps on forgetting that mom's spaghetti's dope He knows that but he's broke He's so stagnant, he knows when he goes back to his mom's spaghetti, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this old spaghetti, better go capture spaghetti and hope it don't pass him You better lose yourself in, mom's spaghetti, it's ready You better never let it go, you only get one spaghetti Do not miss your chance to blow, cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime! You better lose yourself in, mom's spaghetti, it's ready You better never let it go, you only get one spaghetti Do not miss your chance to blow, cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime! You better.. His soul is escaping, through this hole that is gaping Mom's spaghetti's mine for the taking Make me spaghetti as we move toward a new world order A normal sweater is boring, but mom's spaghetti's close to post-mortem It only grows harder, spaghetti grows hotter, he vomits all over Spaghetti's all on him, coast to coast shows, he blows his own daughter (Awkward pause) He only grows harder, homie grows hotter, he goes home and barely knows his own Mom's spaghetti, there's vomit on his mom's spaghetti These hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold spaghetti They moved on to the next schmoe who flows man, he knows his palms are sweaty Oh! He's calm and ready, Oh! it unfolds, I suppose it's old spaghetti Chewed up and spit out, he's chokin' now! You better lose yourself in, mom's spaghetti, it's ready You better never let it go, you only get one spaghetti Do not miss your chance to blow, cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime! You better lose yourself in, mom's spaghetti, it's ready You better never let it go, you only get one spaghetti Do not miss your chance to blow, cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime! You better.. No more games, I'm a change what you call spaghetti Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two mom's spaghetti's I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed Spaghetti chewed up and spit out, there's vomit on his sweater But I kept chewin' and stepped right into the next cypher Hold your nose cause here goes the damn diaper All the vomit inside amplified by the Fact, that, I, Keep, On, Forgetting the name spaghetti And provide the right type of, spaghetti for my family Cause man these god damned foodstamps don't buy spaghetti And there's no movie, there's no mom's spaghetti This is my life and these palms are so sweaty, and I'm so hard My seeds escaping, through this hole that is gaping Caught up bein' a father and a prima donna Baby vomits on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti, he's nervous, bloah! Another damn or not, he's gotten me to the point I'm like "Mom, I've got to formulate spaghetti, or end up in jail or shot! Spaghetti is my only motherfuckin' option!" "Palm is not!" Mom I love you, but this vomit has got to go Oh! Oh! Dadadum da dum, dadadum da dum So here I go, it's my shot, this may be the only mom's spaghetti that I got! You better lose yourself in, mom's spaghetti, it's ready You better never let it go, you only get one spaghetti Do not miss your chance to blow, cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime! You better lose yourself in, mom's spaghetti, it's ready You better never let it go, you only get one spaghetti Do not miss your chance to blow, cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime! You better.. Mom's spaghetti.. You can do anything man
the first few seconds of this thing when these two goofballs do their fucking intro i died laughing go hang yourselves
Whenever I need to laugh my ass off and not be completely sure why, I'll read this. I remember going half on a dime sack