I'm Dr. GreeenTHUMB here to tell YOU my Incredible Hash Recipe. That's right! For no money at all YOU too can produce your very own pure (that's 100%) kief hash. Just follow these simple steps and NEVER WASTE YOUR STEMS AND LEAVES/SEEDS AGAIN!
By the Doctor's lovely assistant: Mary J. Wauna:
1.collect your stems in a jar.
2.When you've reached a substantial amount (anywhere from a 1/16 to an ounce, assuming you have that many) dump them into a blender.
3. cover to the top of the stems with water (yes they float, so add a bit more, eyeball it)
4. If you've got fine (thin) stems keep the blender on "liquify" (if they're thicker (we once used 2 whole plants worth of stems) then start on a lower setting like "chop" and work down to "liquify". If you are worried about putting "sticks" into your nice blender, don't worry about it, a good blender can cut through bone, without water. So also remember to be careful!
5. Once you get to it, "liquify" for around five minutes, stopping, and turning OFF the blender to scrape the pulp down off the sides now and then.
6. Once you've got your pulp, scrape the excess pulp from the blender sides into the liquid which should be a dark frothy green now.
7. Grab a strainer (a device with a very fine screen) and a clean empty jar.
8. pour your blended mixture through the strainer into the jar. The liquid goes straight through into the jar. Now squeeze the pulp so all the liquid goes into the jar. Throw out the pulp (I know it looks like you're throwing out valuable canabis plant matter, but the THC is in your jar and not in the pulp.) I'd dump it outside or use it for mulch around your homegrown, as it might just might look suspicious to have canabis in your trash (never know who's going trhough your trash right?)
9. Take your jar and put it in the fridge to chill and let the trichomes (the particles that the THC attaches to) sink to the bottom of the jar. Wait about half an our to an hour. Bored? Smoke a bowl/blunt and wait. Remember to burn responsibly and play the funkiest of tunes for your session.
10. The wait is now over. Take your jar from the fridge and take a look at the bottom. You should see a layer of what looks like sand or silt covering the bottom. The higher the line the more hash you've got in there, so use as many stems as possible! This is visual proof of all the THC you've been wasting by throwing out your stems!
11. Now grab another jar and two coffee filters (paper, unless you have one of those special double screened metal ones) (then you only need one coffee filter) and pour your liquid into the filter(s) and let it begin to drip. Now it's a bit like brewing coffee... only better!
12.Your water is collecting in the jar below and it's looking a bit paler green. You should begin to see some of the trichomes collecting in the filter. let as much water through the filter as possible even when the jar appears empty. Do not overfill the filter as it can burst and you'll have to start over. Splash a little fresh water into the jar to get the straggling Trichomes that are stuck to the sides and pour that through the filter.
13.Now you should have some watery green "goop" in your filter. Take a spoon and dish the "goop" onto a plate. Scrape as much out of the filter as possible. It should be pretty wattery. Try and spoon the stuff into one pile. Scrape the filter out with your spoon.
14. Let your goop sit on the plate letting the water evaporate from it. (about 2 hours or so, yes it's slow, but it's worth it!)
15. Now you've got a damp pasty green substance. Scoop this ino a piece of coffee filter (a dry one) and wrap it up. tape it with some masking tape.
16. Turn your (now clean) strainer over and place the little bundle under the screen and hit the thing with a hot blowdrier. (About 10 minutes)
17. Unwrap the hash and let it dry in a jar with the lid off (about a day).
And there you have it. PURE THC KIEF HASH! That's your entire money's worth of THC (assuming you pay for it). Like the original peoples of America, there's something to using all of a plant and not letting any go to waste. You're getting an added 30-40% of Kief that you're dealer doesn't realise he's just giving you now.
You can also use: Seeds, Leaves, or bammer weed (stress, the hocuspocus, shwag) in any combination with or without stems.
With this incredible hash you can:
Sprinkle it over a bowl or into a J. and stretch your bud, as you'll need much less now.
Put a piece of it into a bowl and get a "super" hit.
Cook it into butter for a walloping magical baked good or dinner.
Dr. Greeen knows his stuff and this is legit! Cause why would Dr.Greeen waste his time when he smokes it at both ends? And remember SAVE THOSE STEMS!