This was one of the best posts I've read in a long ass time. You are fucking awesome dear. I am awesome because I found this thread and had the privilege of reading it. I am also awesome because I am plotting to kill the people who write the freecreditreport . com commercial jingles.
WHAT!?!?! BUT I LOVE THOSE COMMERCIALS!!!!! "THey say a man should always dress for the job he wants So Why am I dressed up like a Pirate in this restaurant? Its all because some Hacker stole my Identity! Now I'm stuck here every evening serving chowder and Iced-Tea Should've gone to FREEE Credit report DOT com I could've seen this comin at me like an atom bomb They Monitor your credits and send you email Alerts So you dont end up selling fish to tourists in T-shirts"
My dad is disabled i wouldnt dare drop an elbow onto his back ever nowdays. but i used to do my share of wrasslin with him as a kid
420Danny, LOL don't make me stab you with my spork! It hurts! I shall pillage the freecreditreport marketing department!
"Lookin for a new car Which ones me a new convertible or an suv too bad I didnt know my credit was whack cause now I'm driving of the lot in a used sub compact F R E E that spells free Credit report dot com Baby Saw their Ad on My TV Thought about going but was too lazy Now instead of rolling dope I'm lookin Phat My legs are sticking to the vyil and my possys getting laughed at F R E E that spells free Credit report dot com Baby"
"Well I married my drean girl I married my dream girl! But she didnt tell me her credit was bad So now instead of living in a Pleasent suburb We're living in the basement at her Mom and Dad's No we can't get a loan for a respectable home just because my girl defaulted on some oldcredit card If we'd gone to Free credit report Dot com I'de be a happy Bachelor with a dog and a yard"
Really?! Your dad is most likely in his 50's! Seems like you will have more competition down at the elementary school...good luck on your next big fight!@@*#&@^!&