i am so awesome right now. and super hii. so i "take the dogs on a walk" aka smoke a bowl in the woods down the road. actually more like 3 bowls. In like 15 minutes. so i come home right.. and i say to my dad, Me- "do you think you could kick my ass?" Dad- "No. No way dude." Me- "No really, I watch wrestling 4 - 5 times a week, I am young and faster and stronger. You are old. I really think I could take you." Dad- "You are a bitty woman." Me- "Oh now it's on. " So basically we both get up and grab each others necks. I eventually get him in a head lock, a good one at that being that my arms are long and learn and I was able to grab my fist with my other hand. THEN I freaking threw my legs underneath me to basically sit on the ground while i still have the headlock..and i freaking bring him down with me and piledrive him to floor!!! it was sooo awesome!!! i think he got mad at that point and started getting fierce on me. he had me for a minute with my arms behind my back, but i was able to tuck my head under and unlock it..so than, i like kicked him down so he falls and than i somehow hold his head between my knees and freaking elbow drop into his back. at that point he got up and sat down. Dad -"omg my 22 year old daughter just kicked my fucking heinus (a word we use for ass)" Me- "can you smeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllll what the chel. is cooking." why are you awesome?
this reminds me of that little girl on americas got talent that fake beat her dad up and kicked him in the nuts. +rep for being so damn beast
oh my... i wasn't expecting a pic, and good lord, your nothing like was imagining. in fact, quite the opposite. and theres something enticing about a good looking woman that could pin you and make you tap out
yea, its not weird that you randomly fought your old ass dad for no reason... ... .. . but still kinda gnar, i'll give you that.. ..