The idea is to grant the poster above you the wish they ask for, but corrupt it so that the wish doesn't quite go as expected. Then you post your wish. Example; Granted, but it's from the 1980's. I wish I had a dog.[/quote] Granted, but it's Kujo. I wish I were a goat.[/quote] Get the idea? I'll go first. I wish I had a million dollars.
granted, but it's 2,700 years old http://forum.grasscity.com/seasoned-tokers/299721-worlds-oldest-weed-found-2-700-year-old-dank.html i wish i had a big god damned fish already
granted, it feeds exclusively on 20 lbs of human flesh 3 times a day. i wish i was banging adriana lima
christ one at a time people you've collectivley ruined my adriana lima fantasy with horrible horrible things that monkey is a nymphomaniac who humps and humps and humps
i guarrentee you don't know how to fly a helicopter. in fact, you cant even get the fucking door open. mwahahaha and you find some mushrooms, gloom, you just have a horrendous life scarring trip i wish i had a hat
hella ninjas in this thread. granted but you have no head to put it on. i wish i could have a krabby patty
you'll have your balloon but before you know it it lifts you high into the air and your suspended 10000feet up with no idea what to do. i wish i had some dinner