The Official "5 things every stoner must know" thread, an essential guide to dealing with dealers and smoking weed
1. Do Not! give money unless you see the weed being weighed out!
-this is an essential rule! more important then cornering a bowl or anything else. i have been skrewed over multiple times and shorted by being to trustworthy. peope are dicks, thats life. dont give a guy u know, or somebody you think is a friend because that same person could turn out to be not such a good friend after all.
2. How to deal with cops
-this is very important! how to deal with cops... you must know your rights
-never ever! ever! ever! consent to a search! a cop will try to intimidate you with threats or try to offer u a break, he is NOT his job is to arrest and convict you!
-he can make you step out of the car though, when you have to get out, roll up the windows and lock the door behind you.
-ask officer if you are under arrest or if you are free to go... an officer cannot detain you.
3. How to keep your mouth shut
-this may be the most important rule, but i think that it is less important then being shorted and not being sent to jail.
-dont go blabbing around to people about your drug (weed) usage. weed DOES NOT! make you cool. THIS GOES FOR YOU MINORS AND HIGHSCHOOLERS (no offense to the mature ones)
-I used to think i was a big shot because i could roll fatties and supply my little high-school friends with herb, you are not.
-STICK TO YOUR STORY! this will come in handy! set something up.... learn to conceal your usage
4. Never cary More then you can eat!
-driving with weed is a bad idea in the first place. but if you have to, make sure that it is sealed and well hidden,(crotched)
-make sure there are no pieces in the open of the car. (an officer can search anywhere in jump walk or crawl vicinity without a warrant)
-Smoking in a car is best done with joints blunts or apples... because they are disposable... you cant eat a pipe!
-never bring more weed then you can swallow!
5. Buy a Scale!
-I highly suggest you buy a scale.
-bring it with you on pickups *ESPECIALLY WHEN MEETING NEW DEALERS OR DEALING WITH DANK*
-A scale is very cheap... about 20 bucks or less, and this 20 bucks will pay for itself very quickly i promise you
-Know how to corner a bowl
-Know how to roll a joint
-stealth smoking 101
+how to make/use a sploof
+how to cover up scent, red eyes, and breath
-When smoking with other people:
-pass the lighter with the bowl
-(and pass the pipe nipple first)
-if somebody just hit the pipe it should be cherried... this is when there is a burning coal, do not proceed to "re light" the bowl this is only making ur hit harsher and wasting weed
-if its not your weed dont waste it.
-Right is Righteous or left is law
(im not done yet... any sugestions would be great!)
Edited by CitySmoker420, 14 November 2008 - 03:46 AM.