Become (legitimately) violently angry when that stupid fucking Mountain Dew Kickstarter (orwtfever) commercial comes on and I see that wiry faggot crabwalking side to side with his legs ajar.... I fkn HATE that guy. I seriously want to punch him in the face... Like, if I saw him in public, the urge may very well be too irresistible -- yes, I would take an assault charge over my hatred for him and his godawful dancing. I also can't stand those two half-retarded fucking Sonic bitches, what with all their goddamned inane bantering (and latent homosexuality). The inclination to inflict bodily harm is (very fucking) slightly less with them tho. Eta I'm not rly a violent or hostile dude or anything -- but those MOTHERFUCKING COMMERCIALS MAN, they just do something to me...
I sleep naked 50% of the time, makes me feel cleaner. Thats not something I go around telling everyone
If a girl blows me off, I do the same in return for a much longer period of time. Childish I know....but I get so upset when I don't get the attention/affection I need.
I only wear proper clothes if I have to go somewhere. when I come back the second I walk through the door I'm immediately stripping off my bra/panties and put on yoga pants and a ratty T-shirt. I wash my face and put my hair in a bun. even if I have to go out again later, for the time I'm inside I need to be at my most comfortable i.e. look my shittiest. I'm so jaded. most of the time I feel like I'm eighty. way too often I find myself shaking my head and thinking 'stupid humans' in my head like I'm a robot or some shit.
SO MUCH YES!!!!! I feel you there are a few commercials that get me hella pissed to over odd reasons as well sometimes I feel you on the crab walker and would be right next to you with a bat
I have permanent titanium plates and screws in my body following a motorcycle accident scars are sexy...
I like to watch people miss their parallel parks. I also enjoy watching someone pull up like a boss and nail their parallel park moving at an inhuman, machine like pace. Something about watching people perform or fold under pressure that draws me in
I guess it's up to me to keep this bitch rolling. When I lift weights I never count the full amount of reps, I break it up into increments. Seems so much easier to count 5 twice than to go all the way to 10, or 6 twice instead of 12. Weird how that works. Mind controls the body
Ok here's my first entry, I like to change words to songs while I'm working just to liven my self up, it usually ends up being homophobic slurs which I'm not proud off but I'll give you a cleanish example... Sing this with the tune, Nicole shirtswinger, don't cha, Don't you wish your boyfriend had a big cock like me? Don't you wish your boyfriend had the d like me? Don't ya baby don't ya, Don't you wish your willy touched the floor like me? Don't you wish your boyfriend was hung like me? Don't ya baby don't ya,
I sometimes dry my jizz, grind it up, mix with a bit of caffeine and give it to people at partys. Watch them snort my dick sand
If I see someone that attracts me I will stare at them and picture how good are sex would be and basically make a porno in my head
Everytime I take a piss I try to spit through my pee stream. http://forum.grasscity.com/index.php?/topic/1360849-Michganman%27s-Garden-of-Weeden