Me too, ever since I was potty training my daughter (about 23 years ago) and I looked down into the potty chair cup thingy, and her poop was MOVING. Turns out we all had pin worms, ugh,...so I always check!! Besides, it's always good to make sure there's no blood in it. Could be a bad sign.
I pee in the shower, I know a lot of you do this as well. I look at people's teeth when they talk to me. I love teeth, both perfect or imperfect. But not like meth mouth. Fat & ugly chicks message me on a dating site. I don't understand why lesbians are so frickin fat! I have to message the hot girls & if I can score a moment w her in person then I imagine kissing them & running my tongue over their teeth haha. I get extremely bashful when I land a date with a hot blonde even tho I'm attractive myself. I'm about as deep as a puddle, I won't even be friends with ugly dudes or chicks. I pick my nose often & I'm in my 30's. I'm a big hypocrite. Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
Whenever I walk long distances, I talk to myself in my head one syllable per step. I catch myself mouthing the sounds a lot, too. Which is... really fucking weird, I assume.
Lmao I do that same shit. I sing though. One step at a time. Each word of the song with the step I take. I was going to come here and say "masturbate to pictures of eyes" but then you caught me off guard with that coincidence.
When ever I'm alone I freestyle, I do it at work also but its loud as fuck there so it probably looks like I'm talking to myself but whatever tho cuz in hottest rapper out
I have peed in the shower like 3 times LOL i was drunk every time probably and once i was really high and it seem wayy to far.. also look at my poo but it didnt really cross my mind till i read other people post that haha! I also sing alot.. mostly do metal vocals and some soft shit, write lyrics here and there or just write in general, play guitar..helps soothe the soul I like to sleep naked if nobody is home. I get my dog high with me once in a while Bite my nails.. use to bite my toe nails when i was very little hmmm.. nobody really knows i smoke weed anymore either.. except for like 3 people.. i prefer to smoke alone most of the time.
I feel like this is more common nowadays with people but I do throw toilet paper into the bowl before taking a shit, can't risk that water shooting up into my asshole.
Ennit, the splash back always hits bang on the rusty sherif badge Why do we call it the third eye? When really it could be the first