Ever since I remember I have to squat when taking a shit,meaning my ass will not touch the toilet seat(even in my house) at all,just my feet.I also have be naked while doing it,and while doing it I usually put my boxers or a towel to offset that cold death feeling against my back.(sometimes I like it) I also like to cruise Myspace looking for girls to jerk off about later on,I am a fucking pervert.So if you are a girl and you see me looking at you in a odd matter it means I am scanning you and putting you in my masturbation database. "Oh shit that girl looks like that one girl"(relieves himself)
Reminds me of biodome. Let's see, things no one knows about me. I think I have the ugliest hands in the world. And most of the time when hanging out with people, there's always a thought in the background of my mind that thinks everybody is looking at them and is disgusted by them. I keep my hands in my pockets alot. Edit: I thought of another one. I have an uncanny ability to come up with soundproof lies under pressure and with limited time. Like say when an authority/police figure is involved and you need a quick story and alibi. Edit: This one is kind of disturbing. When I see old women, I always wonder how mangled their genitals are.
I check myself out in the mirror. I have no reason to be vain, but I like to make sure I'm staying in shape. I used to leave skidmarks in the toilet cuz I would sit sideways to avoid the splashback when taking a poo. I put deodorant on multiple times each day. Either I haven't found a deodorant that works or I sweat a lot. Suggestions? lol I sometimes picture attractive women I see without their hair. This usually yields disturbing results, but it reminds me that beauty isn't all it's cracked up to be. I really gotta stop this one.
I turn every sound I hear into rythms and songs and stuff, especially when I'm high, I've probably thought of at least 30 songs just based around my breathing while I was high.
ok i just thought of one...i played with barbies until i was about 16 ...wait im not nuts i have a good excuse....my youngest cousin had no one to play with.Her bitch sisters wouldnt play or talk to her bc they said they were "too old"...they treated me the same way when i was her age so i felt bad for her and i was like eh why not i have tons of barbies and barbie stuff from when i was little so i pulled it out and gave it to her and we played with them...lol we had barbies going to the club,drinking martinis,and always were dressed very well lol...anyways yea im not nuts just trying to be nice to my younger cousin i hope she remembers it when shes older .
another "shitting ritual" that i have, is i put toilet paper over the front part of the toilet seat so my dick doesnt rub up against it. just something about germs near my dick scares me. also i have to have the show curtain open when i shit. other stuff i do is... if i am talking to someone or with girls i sometimes think to myself what their reaction would be if i just started making out with them. or something random like that. ~when i eat cereal with marshmallows i try to get atleast 1 marshmallow in on every spoonful. ~if i adjust the volume on my t.v. it has to be an even number. ~if my alarm goes off to get up i pick a designated time to get up after it goes off instead of getting up right when it goes off. ~before i open up a bag of 2 poptarts i always findsomeone to eat 1 of them because i cant eat 2 by myself. ~i always think of these awesome ideas but am too lazy to tell anyone. ~i have incredible speech/story telling skills. but i am a lousy public speaker.
Not really that weird but i always put my left shoe on first. Can't help it. When i go to shoe stores the clerk will give you the right shoe first, i just sit there until he hands me the left idk. I do a "father son holy spirit" catholic cross thing before every meal but i guess if you eat with me long enough you realize it. I love to read while takin a poop i like to beat off in weird places (school, woods, public. w/e)
i rip out my pubes, by hand, when im bored. specifically the ones in the grundle area, then i move up slowly. the cycle repeats about once a month. it might be something like biting nails.
OMG,ARE YOU ME.I do the same thing dude.I hate the ones that are really tangled and you have pull them out 1 by 1 lol.
i'll hear words on the radio or on TV, and sometimes its part of a sentence and sometimes its just a word, but i'll twitch my fingers like i'm typing on a keyboard and do it to a rhythm, particularly if theres music on whatever i'm watching/listening to kinda weird i guess
When eating in my house I always use my socks as napkins. Not that I take them off.. I just wipe my hands on my socks.
I undress just about EVERYONE with my eyes. I just don't make it obvious. Here's something really fucked up WARNING if you have a weak stomach you might wanna skip this.: Every year on my birthday up until when she died, my mom would try to feed me a piece of her placenta from my birth that she had kept in the freezer. The gross part is I'm sure I have eaten it, because before a certain age, I wouldn't even know. Yep. gross. i Know. But, keep in mind the placenta plays a large role in many cultures, both modern and ancient. In alot of these, the placenta gets eaten by the mother for health benefits, the child, or the husband to supposedly make him sterile. It's making a comeback in the U.S. now with a lot of women eating it after birth to ward off post-partum depression. Some dry it, grind it, and sprinkle it on pizza or put it in lasagna. Some have even dried it and put it in capsules. Would I every consider doing this? No. Probably not.