WOW! It all looks amazing! They have everything set up on plates in the pictures and it looks like they hired a real photographer to take some swank pictures of this McD's food.
These pictures were so enticing that instead of getting my usual double cheeseburgers with no pickle or onion coupled with some nuggets with the patented thin-but-not-too-thin McDonalds-branded honey, I decided to get a southern chicken sandwich meal. It just looked absolutely amazing, and it had to -- after all, I never usually stray from my normal choices.
I get my bag from the same good-looking cashier that I see nearly every time I go there, we make some chit chat but nothing comes of it as usual, I fill my drink and go on my way.
Back at my work there's no spots to park - it's one busy day at the hotel. On my way out to McD's I tried to hide the fact that I was pulling out, so much so that I walked away from my car at first because there was someone looking for a spot, and I didn't want to let them know I was leaving, hoping I'd get my spot back in 20 minutes or so when I got back. Well that was gone so I had to park illegaly, where my car still is right now (hopefully).
I go inside my cozy office and start to munch munch munch away when I thought it would be a good time to attempt the seemingly impossible task of unpeeling the Monopoly stickers from my drink. I swear I am the only one that has problems doing this, I almost fuck it up every time and have fucked the collectable pieces up many a time.
So here it is, the first piece - it reads
"mmmm[The McDonalds Arches]
I did a double and a triple take.
"No way," I thought. No way this is possible.
Then it hit me. I FUCKING WON 100,000 DOLLARS!
I go online to make sure, look up golden arches -
turns out, that is the common piece of the set of two.
Damn... better luck next time.
So has anyone else been fooled by this new monopoly piece?