So, I've lived in this house that I'm currently living in for about 15 years (since I was 8). Ever since I was 8 I've had the same neighbors. A nice man and a nice older lady. The husband moved out of the house last year to move closer to work (about 2 cities away) and she stayed at the house. They decided to rent the extra rooms out to some college girls.
So, one day two weeks ago, my buddy pops into my window with a very strange proposal: "Hey dude.... what's the oldest woman you'd fuck?" I kina laughed and said "Oldest? Uh... 40's, if they were smoken." He jumped into my room and the subject changed. Fast forward 2 days, he's back to my window with the same proposal, but different question: "Hey dude, what if I could get you some pussy?" I said "Sure dude, who?". "Well man, uh.... well shit, you can't tell anyone, nah, I shouldn't tell you." "Tell me asshole!" I said as I was lighting a smoke.
"Well dude, see uh, I was hanging out the other day in front of your pad when your neighbor walked out."
"Which one dude? It's like a frat house over there." I said.
"Well uh, the older one, the short one with big tits."
"Ohh... ok, go on." (at this point I'm kind of amused)
"Well dude, she came up to me and asked me for a smoke. She bummed one off and then we started talking."
"About what dick?"
"Well she asked about you...."
"Really... my nighbor? The older lady asked about me? No way fucker."
"Yeah dude, she wanted to know if you had a girlfriend. I told her you didn't, and that you hadn't been laid in a year."
"Why the FUCK did you tell her that dude????"
"I duno man, it slipped. Anyways, she said she can help you with that."
So some background on this lady. She's 48, 5'1, 110 lbs. Her body is that of a barby doll. She's rich, and she has breast implants. I mean, fuck 3 years ago she had no tits, now she has C's.
Anyways, the story goes on....
So fast forward a week, my buddy pops in my window again, this time... same proposal, different strategy. He tells me to get up and to follow him. So, not knowing where the fuck I was going, I followed him. I was high. He leads me to the house next door, through the side gate and to her door of her room. At this point I realize what the fuck he was doing and I wanted to leave. I didn't know if her husband was home, if this was a joke, fuck I didn't know what the fuck was going on. I was high, too.
To my surprise she opens the door. I was shocked. I walked in to her room and sat down on her chair. She starts talking about some movie or something, and I'm just casually looking around at her shit (pictures, etc). She tells me and my friend that there are beers in the fridge, so we go and grab a few. When I got up to get my beer, she told me to come sit by her. So, I plopped down on her bed and just sat next to her.
We start talking about the movie again, or some shit, and the next thing I know, I swear to god, we were talking about the movie - she opens her nightstand and pulls out 2 big fucking dildos. I honestly... I thought I was trippen balls or some shit on this weed. So she's sitting there, indian style, and she grabs a dildo and holds it on her jeans, above her pussy, like a dick. And she just starts stroking the dildo and I knew this was my que to jump in.
This older lady, hot as fuck, my neighbor who I had known for YEARS, shit she even gave me candy on halloween, and she was there for my graduation (I'm 22). She takes off her fucking top and her beautiful ass tits pop out. So yeah I start squeezing them, and sucking on them. The next thing you know, she bent over naked on her bed while I'm using the dildo on her. I mean shit, as I type this it's hitting me.
So I didn't fuck her that night, but she's been all over my friends, telling them that she wants my number, want's to seduce me and fuck me and even come over to my house. Now I'm 22, she's 48, and my mom was on the PTA with her. I mean this shit is a little too close to home. I want to go over and fuck her, but........... it's so fucking close to home and her husband is a RICH, RICH, RICH, RICH man who drives a $80,000 Mercades, has a BMW motorcycle - I mean if he found out, I'd probably be killed, hahah. So yeah... that's my story. Any advice?
Edited by Oddyball, 18 October 2008 - 08:13 AM.