A gallon of jizz...

at some time in your life someone is going to piss you off and really have it coming to them. Nothing is worse than a bottle of rotten cum, no matter what you do with it. This was long ago though and a failure, Plus I'm not the OP I would have kept my fucking mouth closed otherwise. I don't think up this shit all day

 

True. As far as fucking nasty-ass revenge pranks go, piss and shit is good, but too easy. A gallon of cum, well... that's fucking insane.

 

So, I read all 6 pages.

What's sad, is my sense of humor is so fucked up that I am fully capable of laughing like mad at most of the posts here.

So much fucking sick funny ass replies.



On a side note I had been yanking it once a night for 3 nights in the same zip lock bag.
It was becoming a bitch to open to continue to use so I tossed it finally.

 

Why don't you shoot yourself in the eye with a .45 just to say you did it?
This is pathetic.

 

Because, at least he is not risking his health.



I think..

 

I tried filling up a glass once, but it dried out...

 

Call some open-minded friends and bukkake that bitch..

 

You do know semen is full of nutrients right? When the end of the world comes you'll have something to keep you alive.

 

hi.

 

i like your eye.

 

My friend saved a 5 gallon bucket of dip spit once.. tru story

 

What an epic necro, on a truly legendary thread, holy fuck

 

This is six years old


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