A gallon of jizz...

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by The Dooge, Oct 7, 2008.

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  1. The Dooge makes a thread about a gallon of jizz. And we all shamelessly enter with hopes to see a picture...

    Why did you bump this anyway Dooge? I say pics or gtfo. :rolleyes:
     
  2. yeah i was gonna call him out about the bumps. y does everyone want him to drink it. that would be foul. everyone does want to see pics though and if he actually started when the thread was started its been a few weeks, any progress?
     
  3. Well, I need to get an empty gallon jug first, and I have to constantly dl new porn, so its gonna take a while. I will try to fill it by the end of this school year.
     
  4. no need to d/l man. hit up xnxx.com, freeones.com, or pornhub.com. but get some lube. you wouldn't want to bleed to death after all your work.
     
  5. Do it.
    Then get your girlfriend to put her head in it and make a porno.
    it will be like... freezing cold jizz and when she almost falls alseep cause you have been fucking her for 72 hours you can put her head in it.
     
  6. You have to use this for revenge! who has pissed you off just think, everyone knows at least one Scott Tenorman! So figure out who your local Scott Tenorman is and when you find him get to planing. Maby you could throw a gallon of gizz on his car and let it bake in the hot sun, or rig it to fall on him, you could put it in a water gun and do drive by skeeting. Or my personal favorit you could trick Scott into comming to a chilli contest and make cum chilli and put it on youtube!
     
  7. biggest... attention whore... ever

    why would you bump this thread? just :confused:
     
  8. Do you know why Dr.Pepper comes in a bottle?
    His wife died.
     
  9. Pour it on a cum-dumster such as Sarah Palin, there.
     
  10. Because it creates stimulating conversation, so dont be a dick and ruin my fun.
     
  11. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha:p
     
  12. dude, like if you actually did that.......
    i'd worship you, like hang up a picture of you on my wall
    and write god under it.
    i'm that in love with men. and jizzz
     
  13. Best first post ever.
     

  14. Could fill up a super soaker and see how long it takes to get arrested at your local nursery school rofl
     

  15. i want to say thank you. this was the first laugh of the day (yea, it's been a shitty one) and as sick as it is, it's fucking brilliant.
     

  16. Say WHAAAAT?
     

  17. Oh my god... A sig worthy post for your first. You've got good things ahead for you :p
     
  18. haha, thanks broskies.
    ya, i guess it's just cause i'm a juinior jizza
     
  19. This thread is going to give me nightmares. :(
     
  20. something tells me you've partaken in this before..
     
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