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A gallon of jizz...

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  • Oct 07 2008 07:17 PM
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Posted 07 October 2008 - 07:17 PM

I'm contemplating saving up a gallon of jizz, just so I can say i have a gallon of jizz in my fridge.
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Posted 07 October 2008 - 07:19 PM


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Posted 07 October 2008 - 07:20 PM

what would you do with it when you dont want it anymore? "spike" peoples drinks?

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Posted 07 October 2008 - 07:21 PM


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Posted 07 October 2008 - 07:21 PM

Well, it says the average load is 2 to 6 mL.

A gallon would seriously impress me. In your fridge, however, would disgust me.

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Posted 07 October 2008 - 07:22 PM

the op should have registered as The Spooge

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Posted 07 October 2008 - 07:24 PM

I say you save it up inside a sperm bank....so you get paid for that shit...

Then you can like...frame the receipt? Or something?

$$

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Posted 07 October 2008 - 07:27 PM

hahaha do it dude. then post pics. and if any1 pisses you off throw the gallon t them. haha if i was pelted with a gallon of jizz I would be pissed.

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Posted 07 October 2008 - 07:28 PM

I believe, yanking it twice, maybe three times a day, I could fill it up in a couple months.

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Posted 07 October 2008 - 07:28 PM

when i was in junior high i filled a thermos full

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Posted 07 October 2008 - 07:30 PM

when i was in junior high i filled a thermos full

shenanagins.

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Posted 07 October 2008 - 07:33 PM

sounds like it would layer up in disgusting pieces of semen crust. gross.

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Posted 07 October 2008 - 07:39 PM

fucking weird................????? seriously dude how old are you....maybe ask mom and dad for a gallon of jizz for your bday or xmas that may save some trouble


like....you shouldnt be concerned about filling a thermos or a milk jug....just concentrate on filling up your womans mouth/belly w/ it and leave it at that

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Posted 07 October 2008 - 07:40 PM

whoa thats awesome, kinda.

pass it along to all of ur friends and it shouldnt take that long. like mayb 4 months depending on the size of the loads heh

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Posted 07 October 2008 - 07:40 PM


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Posted 07 October 2008 - 07:47 PM

marijuana effects peoples judgement pretty bad sometimes.

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Posted 07 October 2008 - 08:00 PM

hahahah ohhh man this was definitely the pick me up i needed today! people with revolutionary thoughts like this well change the world. actually. this wasn't a revolutionary thought. it's a bit creepy. but aweseome nonetheless. +rep anyways. hahaha.

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Posted 07 October 2008 - 09:12 PM

you should bottle and sell it ashair conditioner!!!

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Posted 07 October 2008 - 09:21 PM

if i found out a guy had a gallon of his jizz in the fridge i'd BACK THE FUCK AWAY

(unless you sent it to the sperm bank as previously mentioned)

but still...i hope this was just a thought.

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Posted 07 October 2008 - 09:37 PM

wouldnt it dry up on the bottom of the bucket? I think if you kept it covered with saran wrap or something you might be able to keep the moisture in.


I really hope you do this, just so i can say i saw it in my lifetime.




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