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[How to] REALLY Smoke in the bathroom and not get caught.

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  • Sep 13 2008 03:49 AM
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Posted 13 September 2008 - 03:49 AM

Start out by having some sort of fan in the bathroom with you. Also you will need a ceiling fan in the bathroom too.

Ok so first you need to get your bud and whatever smoking apparatus you have, and a lighter. I would suggest making an apple or pear pipe that way you can eat it and it kills any evidence.

Grab as much weed as you are gonna smoke and put it in a bag.

Grab two towels and some dryer sheets. (if you dont have dryer sheets grab a black hand towel.

Put your bud and pear or apple in the towels. Now go in your bathroom. Close the door. (Lock it if you can)

Turn on the shower and put it on cold so there isnt any steam.

Now take one of the towels and get it wet and ring it out.

Now put the damp towel at the base of the door so it blocks/absorbs the air.

Now take your dryer sheets, you have two options, 1. Just keep the dryer sheets and blow straight through them. or 2. Put the dryer sheets in a empty toilet paper roll, and cap one dryer sheet on one end of the roll. (this is called a spoof)

Now turn on your ceiling fan.

Turn the shower on full heat so there is some steam.

If you can sit on your counter because then you are higher up and most likely under the fan, unless your fan is above the toilet, then just stand on the toilet

Grab your bud and piece and lighter and fire up a bowl. I suggest hitting it so it does not cherry. Put the ash in the sink and flush it down.

The take your Dryer sheets, and blow your hit through them. (smoke will still come out but it will smell like laundry. Just keep doing that till your out of bud.

Then eat the pear or apple if thats what you used, and turn on the shower to full heat so it gets all steamy.

Now take the damp towel out from under the door, and place your other fan at the base of the door so you can have fresh air coming through the bottom and it will push all the odors out the ceiling fan.

Now if you have to take a dump then do it, it will kill allot of the smell hopefully.

Take a long soapy shower.

When you get out keep the shower on and spray some axe in the steamy shower because it will diffuse allot of the smell of bud, but since is mixed with steam it doesnt smell over powering. put the fan on the floor back to wear it usually goes.

turn the shower off

Grab your lighter and put it in your clothes that you wore into the bathroom, and leave the door closed with the ceiling fan on.
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Edited by The Cannabis, 13 September 2008 - 03:52 AM.

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 04:22 AM

hmmmm, your toilet idea has a major flaw....

Shower steam + high + precious glass (or anything else) + bare feet = death (to either u or ur piece)

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 04:24 AM

Put a towel on the floor, and the steam doesnt steam your floors because your floors are on the ground. hahaha

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 04:25 AM

hmmmm, your toilet idea has a major flaw....

Shower steam + high + precious glass (or anything else) + bare feet = death (to either u or ur piece)



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Posted 13 September 2008 - 04:42 AM

That's a lot of fucking work to just smoke bud. Why not just open the window? No window? Go outside. Too cold? Put on a sweater. No sweater? Curse your grandmother for never knitting you one for Christmas. No grandmother to curse? Then I'm sorry for bringing up your non-knitting deceased grandmother.

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 04:48 AM

That's a lot of fucking work to just smoke bud. Why not just open the window? No window? Go outside. Too cold? Put on a sweater. No sweater? Curse your grandmother for never knitting you one for Christmas. No grandmother to curse? Then I'm sorry for bringing up your non-knitting deceased grandmother.



haha

i just had a big fat LOL

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 04:58 AM

Lol, I think there are better and simpler ways to smoke in your bathroom, and at least in Hawaii, we don't have ceiling fans in our bathrooms, though we do have vents.

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 05:03 AM

That's a lot of fucking work to just smoke bud. Why not just open the window? No window? Go outside. Too cold? Put on a sweater. No sweater? Curse your grandmother for never knitting you one for Christmas. No grandmother to curse? Then I'm sorry for bringing up your non-knitting deceased grandmother.


Haha NO THIS THREAD IS IN RESPONSE TO THE THE OTHER THREAD THAT IS TITLED "HOW TO SMOKE IN THE BATHROOM AND NOT GET CAUGHT" I am satiraiclly alluding to his thread throughout this entire thread haha, thats why its so thorough because his was a way tha would get someone caught. I used to smoke daily in my bathroom when I lived with my parents. Lol the reason that thread caught my eye in the first place was because I had to get out of my house because of some contruction, and so I had to live with my parents last week for 3 days haha it was funny.

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 05:07 AM

good points.

but not a sticky material thread if you ask me.

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 06:41 AM

That's a lot of fucking work to just smoke bud. Why not just open the window? No window? Go outside. Too cold? Put on a sweater. No sweater? Curse your grandmother for never knitting you one for Christmas. No grandmother to curse? Then I'm sorry for bringing up your non-knitting deceased grandmother.


That sir, is by far the funniest thing I've seen on the interwebs today. + Rep, my good man. You've certainly earned it. haha

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 06:47 AM

Just head out to the forest it's like being with nature.

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 06:50 AM

Ok so you turn on the hot water, put damp towels under your door, and use a sploof to smoke in your bathroom

Thats all you had to say..
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Posted 13 September 2008 - 08:27 AM

Many of those steps are unnecessary, the room will smell fine if you omit some of the steps, like the towel under the door, and the eating of the pipe.

Seriously, that would be nasty as fuck. Who eats a used apple pipe?

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 10:03 AM

really bad guide. if you're this cautious your bound to be noticed for being in the bathroom for a fucking hour.

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 10:18 AM

ok guys this is bulletproof i swear after i took a hit and my mom came in like 1 min after into the living room she didnt smell it for shit.what u do is grab a towel and wet from a spot and u simply blow ur smoke in there obvously some smoke will escape out of the pipe so u have to do it close to a window

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 11:50 AM

Smoke in a NYC bathroom.

It's about 3x3, vacuum sealed, and the only holes to the outside world are an exhaust fan and an intake 'hole'.

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 04:41 PM

Smoke in a NYC bathroom.

It's about 3x3, vacuum sealed, and the only holes to the outside world are an exhaust fan and an intake 'hole'.


haha i know what your talking about

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 05:15 PM

since when did bathrooms have ceiling fans?

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 05:50 PM

get a one hitter, a bandanna, and a thing of cologne.
light it, wrap the hitter in the bandanna for 5-10 seconds or so. fold the bandana up so its thick and press it to your mouth hard, Then blow through it as hard and slow as you can.
one spray of cologne and there is no way anyone could find out.


I smoked weed on a school bus last year everyday. haha.

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 10:11 PM

i htink he meant to say vent. but this thread is retarded. way to many extra steps.

steamy shower, vent, sploof viola

since when did bathrooms have ceiling fans?





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