Ok so first you need to get your bud and whatever smoking apparatus you have, and a lighter. I would suggest making an apple or pear pipe that way you can eat it and it kills any evidence.
Grab as much weed as you are gonna smoke and put it in a bag.
Grab two towels and some dryer sheets. (if you dont have dryer sheets grab a black hand towel.
Put your bud and pear or apple in the towels. Now go in your bathroom. Close the door. (Lock it if you can)
Turn on the shower and put it on cold so there isnt any steam.
Now take one of the towels and get it wet and ring it out.
Now put the damp towel at the base of the door so it blocks/absorbs the air.
Now take your dryer sheets, you have two options, 1. Just keep the dryer sheets and blow straight through them. or 2. Put the dryer sheets in a empty toilet paper roll, and cap one dryer sheet on one end of the roll. (this is called a spoof)
Now turn on your ceiling fan.
Turn the shower on full heat so there is some steam.
If you can sit on your counter because then you are higher up and most likely under the fan, unless your fan is above the toilet, then just stand on the toilet
Grab your bud and piece and lighter and fire up a bowl. I suggest hitting it so it does not cherry. Put the ash in the sink and flush it down.
The take your Dryer sheets, and blow your hit through them. (smoke will still come out but it will smell like laundry. Just keep doing that till your out of bud.
Then eat the pear or apple if thats what you used, and turn on the shower to full heat so it gets all steamy.
Now take the damp towel out from under the door, and place your other fan at the base of the door so you can have fresh air coming through the bottom and it will push all the odors out the ceiling fan.
Now if you have to take a dump then do it, it will kill allot of the smell hopefully.
Take a long soapy shower.
When you get out keep the shower on and spray some axe in the steamy shower because it will diffuse allot of the smell of bud, but since is mixed with steam it doesnt smell over powering. put the fan on the floor back to wear it usually goes.
turn the shower off
Grab your lighter and put it in your clothes that you wore into the bathroom, and leave the door closed with the ceiling fan on.
Edited by The Cannabis, 13 September 2008 - 03:52 AM.