The UnOfficial Pass On Some Advice to a Younger Stoner Thread - Roast and Post

\tWrap black construction paper around your weed jar to prevent exposure to light, keeping your bud fresher for longer.

 

Always and I mean always bring a scale with you to buy weed. Always weigh that shit and make sure your scales are on. Nothing sucks worse than coming home to a bag that doesnt weigh

 

Remember it's all supposed to be fun. Those early days are the glory days.

 

1) Don't get in the habit of connecting daily things with weed. It helps you smoke less frequently, saves you money, and saves your CB1 tolerance receptors so you can keep enjoying what the early days feel like for longer. 

2) Don't let some music or whatever tell you to smoke. Smoke if you feel like it, not cause something external triggers it. No one wants to be a pavlovian dog

3)  If your situations safe and your a smart person, try growing at least once in your life. It will change the way you see and respect weed and the time patience and energy that creates it.
 
4) Fuck names. When cannabis evolved there was no kryptokronilike weed or whatever bullshit. Judge your smoke visually, Frostiness is what speaks.

5) Smoke purp if ya want, but to me it only smokes as good as it smell and 9/10 i like the green better. cheaper too. growing purp is a nice challenge though i'll admit
 
6)  I'll hit blunts on occasion, though remember that a blunt wrap's like half a cigarette. esp important if you smoke several or more a day watch that shit. Tobacco tar not the same as weed tar chemically. We all know what tobacco really does. That's why we smoke the mean green
 
7) Stay away from bookin. Don't actively seek trouble nor associate yourself with 'hot' individuals or people you get into things often
 
8) Maintain your priorities and trust your self.
 
 
This has been a raynemayne Public Service Announcement 

 

I'm 63 yrs old & have been a daily toker for almost 1/2 a century. The 1 thing I've noticed from getting high this long is I don't need nearly as much as when I was a kid to get ripped. 3-4 good hits & I'm fine for the night. Back in the day, we were tokin some great sativas too. Michoacan, A-Gold, Panama Red, Jamaican, Thai-Stick, Colombian in the late 70s / 80s. All that was some killer smoke, but we could toke all day, get blasted, & toke more that evening.
 
Being in my mid-60s, I can get by on so much less weed for maximum altitude, it's a beautiful thing!! Just wait until you younger heads get older...your consumption will plummett & you'll save so much $$$ buying or growing, it'll make getting old a pleasure...almost.
 

 

If someone gives you a name of weed, not saying to believe it, but look it up on leafly.com. 
Leafly will give you the effects, smells and flavors, and everything you need to know. If its near that, well it may be that.
 
I remember one time the homies brought a fat bag with some nice OG Kush. Hard to find over here in the middle of the East coast.
 
Rolled a 1.5 Swisher Sweets Blueberry Blunt ( Oh My God) and had 2g Left over.
 
It smelled, tasted, and acted just as OGK would.
 
Also, know your differences in Indica Vs. Sativa. 
 
I was a "whatever" kinda guy, and I still semi-am.
But if I can get Sativa, vs. Indica, Ill take the sativa.
 
Literally I feel like so many people have solved cancer in their heads while high on some good sativa, and then it was replaced by another thought.
 
Lmao. Have fun.
 
 
Still Blazin' 

 

It seems as if my dad grew up smoking on stuff with foreign names lol. Like we've got these weird names like OG, Purple, generic shit like that. I prefer the stuff you guys got. Sounded more mature in a way, IDK.

 

I'll hit blunts on occasion, though remember that a blunt wrap's like half a cigarette. esp important if you smoke several or more a day watch that shit. Tobacco tar not the same as weed tar chemically. We all know what tobacco really does. That's why we smoke the mean green
 
Never was big on 'blunts'. I don't mind joints, but that cigar-wrap is a bit overbearing, imo. Like is always said = "Tweech's Zone". <span style="font-size:18px;"><span style="color:#008000;"> </span></span>

 

Always try to keep a safety pin or paper clip with you. 
safety pin is usually better.
they come in handy. clear out a bowl, clear out a wrapped to tight joint.
poke holes in aluminium foil (if you must use foil,.. yuck).
remove a sliver you got from smokin in the woods.
you get the idea. 

 

If you grow, NEVER tell ANYBODY. I don't care how much you trust them. Also, learn to use a lighter. If you can't light the bowl, I'm not going to do it for you. 

 

yes

 

Get a job to pay for your weed

Use isopropyl alcohol to clean your pipe.

When you build a gravity bong, don't use aluminum foil, use a socket, and brass screens are cheap as hell on amazon.

 

My advice to the young Stoners out there. Your life shouldn't revolve around weed. Don't forget about your future. Smoking bud is nice and all plus it's very relaxing. To some people like myself consuming cannabis is a way of life, a lifestyle. Don't be the sterotype Stoner who is 32 years old smokes weed all day and live in their parents basement. Show people that us Stoners can be successful. So stay in school or get a job in which you can support yourself and your family. Once you get a nice-paying job, you can use the money to buy a lot of marijuana and whatever the fuck you want.
 
That's my word of advice. 

 

Do not cough in your bong. At all costs, do not do this.

 

Can someone explain to me, why you shouldn't say that you're high, when a friend asks if you are?

 

That seems very strange to say you're not high when asked by a friend. I guess when you're in public and someone will over hear you or your friend is a weed mooch.

 

One time I got high as fuck before work, then me and my coworkers went out for lunch. I was coming down, walking into the restaurant, this old guy leaving said to just me, "smile, it's easier than grinnin". Nobody else heard it or anything, and I was still high enough for it to blow my mind.