True or false ?

False

Np has work soon

 

false. i have bed soon.
 
np can play piano

 

True, although I am much better at guitar.

NP has a hard time sleeping .

 

True... i mean its why im on now lmao

NP has a crush for elton john

 

False (now his clothing and musical abilities however... )

NP is allergic to at least one type of food 

 

False, I am omnivore. 
 
Np has several tattoos?

 

false. i actually have 0
and 0 fun piercings ):
np wants to buy me a tattoo
\t 

 

I'd t-bag the OP if I could and I'd video tape it to show it to the forum.

 

Nah. False unless they insist.

Np enjoys their blunt sessions?


😀

 

.

 

Yess I do dutch over paper for me. Personal preference. To each his own thoe.


Used alcohol to test std on female.? Dipped two fingers in hard liquor.?

 

? False
 
 
 
You always brush your teeth before bed.

 

false :-|


You sleep completely naked.

 

False
 
Np has fired a fully automatic rifle.

 

false, just semi.

NP has had sex (be it oral or intrusive) with an animal. (Animal as in not a human)

 

False. Even to me, that act seems weird 
 
Np has performed/received a creampie.

 

True, performed
 
 
 
Np is having a good weekend so far

 

True! Finally got the battery changed in my car, it now runs, just need to wait until after the 1st to tag it.


NP uses paper dishes & cutlery to avoid washing the dishes.

 

 
False   there was a good 6 months time span back in the day where I did though.
 
Np was in a legit HS fight.

 

False, thats what a dishwasher is for...

Np is a horny bastard