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Icy Hot+Testicles=Night of Fun


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Kind of like the time i was at some random summer camp and this dude in my cabin ran out of some random cream to jack it (he didnt tell us why he needed the cream but we all knew what was up), so i handed him some icy hot (it was pitch black).

After about 10-15 seconds he just fell out of bed and ran to the showers and tried to wash it off...

he woudlnt go in the pool for the next couple of days ^^

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Three words. Gold bond medicated powder.

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Kind of like the time i was at some random summer camp and this dude in my cabin ran out of some random cream to jack it (he didnt tell us why he needed the cream but we all knew what was up), so i handed him some icy hot (it was pitch black).

After about 10-15 seconds he just fell out of bed and ran to the showers and tried to wash it off...

he woudlnt go in the pool for the next couple of days ^^


I did the same thing with a friend of mine and bengay... I dont think he ever forgave me lol

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I thought this was supposed to be a fun story. A good way to tease your GF, though.

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I used to rub Icyhot on my balls when I had to run a shitload for football sometimes, it worked but made me puke, maby it was the running that made me puke but regardless I did it and puked afterword.

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Oh god i did that once, i was at a friends house, and she had some icy hot lying around, i thought it would feel interesting. So I went into the bathroom, applied all over my balls and dick, and it felt nice, kinda tingly, enjoyable, then the pain set in. I literally collapsed to the ground yelling and holding onto my balls. There was 10 minutes of intense pain because of the amount i put on, and 30 minutes of aftershock.

Moral of the story

Dont jack off with icy hot, no matter how tempting it looks.

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u think thats bad

u ever get a lil bit of pepperspray on your hands and think nothin of it cuz it was just a tiny little drop n didnt burn ur hand at all, then beatoff with vaseline about a half hour later after u've forgotten about it?

u can tell me about pain when u get pepperspray on ur dick haha

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Three words. Gold bond medicated powder.


4 words?

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have u ever tried dave's insanity sauce? hottest hot sauce ever, it can remove grease stains off a driveway. anyways my friend dared me to try it and i dabbed just a drop or two on my hand and ate it but it was so hot i went to his bathroom to get some water. anyways, i went to piss afterwards and that's when all hell broke loose. i wanted to amputate my balls it hurt so bad

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Now I've never put Icy Hot on my balls, because that's just not a good idea.

But I've put it on my eye lids before. And let me tell you - that was an experience.



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man i can't use any like even scented lotion. axe body wash burns the fuck outta my balls, any smelly lotion, i have to straight get lubriderm. its amazing.

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I did it when I was younger, I just applied it straight to my balls and at first its like "hmm, weird." then its "AHHHH MY BALLSSSSS!!!"

It was horrible.

But at least I can laugh at it haha :D

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in highschool i cut open and rubbed a habanero pepper on my testicles on a dare. . if you can imagine what thats like.




that shit made me a man,
i feel your pain.
:metal:

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Been there, done that, worst feeling...ever. Only I was putting it on for a soccer game.....needless to say I couldn't play the first half.

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